Chapter 4: Little red and adventurers guild prep.

(A/N I'm gonna take a couple days off after this chapter cause my hyperfocus kicked in and my head feels like it has one of those tower things from halo 3 thumping it.)

So here we are watching as our MC is being dragged off to the village while being tucked under the girl's arm like a football. They finally arrive and enter a building with a few guards and a massive beast-man sitting at a desk sorting paperwork. He looks super intimidating because he has the features from a bear.

???: Captain Marx I found a lost little girl in the woods.

The captain looks up and sees the MC's dead expression, and gives a knowing nod and grin.

Marx: Reyia you can't just bring someone in here without checking them to make sure they aren't assassins or spies.

Reyia: Okay, let's go little one I have to give you a quick pat-down.

She takes him into a back room and sits him down where she starts patting him down starting from the top.

(Squish)

Reyia: B...b...you're a bo

Before she can finish the MC looks up at her with an absolute shit eating grin.

Jason: You gonna finish your sentence or are ya gonna keep squeezing. I don't mind either way.

From the room, Reyia can be heard as she squealed. a loud slap then echos throughout the building followed by all the guards laughing as she runs out of the room with a face that could give a tomato a run for its money. The MC comes out of the room with half his face looking like he got into a fight with a hornet's nest. He sees the captain give him a double thumbs up while wearing the smuggest grin imaginable. In the corner of the room was the girl whose face was now the same shade as her hair glaring daggers at the captain.

Reyia: Captain! How could you!? Also, he's still a child so exposing him to something like that...

Marx: (Stifling laughter) Alright kid come and place your hands on this orb and say your name. Also, Reyia if he's a child you freaked and slapped the poor thing.

As he finishes his sentence he grabs an orb out of his desk. The room was unusually quiet so everyone looked over to the corner where Reyia has started sitting in a fetal position looking like she could disintegrate and blow away at any moment.

Jason...A..anyways, what does this orb do?

Marx: You don't know? Well, the orb will show us your status to verify your identity.

Jason: AH I understand now.

The MC walks over to the orb and places his hands on it.

Jason: Is first name alright or do I need my full name?

Marx: Full name.

Jason: Kay "JASON ARM".

When the MC says his name a status screen opened that was different than his normal screen.

Name: Jason Arm

RACE: Human

SEX: Male

AGE: 18

LVL: 1

Class: None

ATTRIBUTE: Unknown

STR: 40

AGI: 30

WIS: 15

DEX: 28

INT: 16

SKILLS*: ???*, ???*

*- Skills available at level five

Marx took the screen over to Reyia who was still frozen in the corner.

Marx: Reyia do you mind reading the first four out loud.

Reyia: (Sniffle) Name Jason Arm, Race Human, Sex M..Male, Age... HE'S EIGHTEEN!?

As soon as she reads that part she jumps up and walks over to the MC where she promptly drops into the lowest position she can, causing her body to dig into the floor.

Reyia: I'm so sorry I can't believe I did that.

Jason: Don't worry I, unfortunately, know very well what I look like.

Reyia: But even then, I dragged you off to a random village.

Jason: I was already going to this village, but if you really can't let it go that easily you can give me a tour of the village. I'm new here and don't know much.

Reyia nearly jumps into the roof.

Reyia: Yeah! Let's do that!

The MC looks at the captain.

Jason: Is she always like this?

Marx: Hahaha! Unfortunately yes.

Reyia grabs the MC's hand and drags him through a tour of the village

Reyia: So what brings you to our little village anyways Jason?

Jason: Looking for knowledge and work, I had been living in the forest for a while.

Reyia: Realy!? Then maybe the adventurers guild. We have a branch office here.

Jason: Then can I assume that Miss Reyia is an adventurer as well.

Reyia: Oh please just call me Reyia. And yes I'm a proud member of the village's adventurer guild. The adventurer guild handles a lot of the village's infrastructure since we are so far away from the capital, even the guards all are aventurers.

Jason: Sounds like a nice tight-knit community.

Reyia: You bet it is!

Jason: Hmm, yeah being an adventurer might be nice

Reyia: Yay! We'll need to get you registered and ranked. Oh, we'll also need to get your class and attribute appraised.

Jason: Class and attribute?

Reyia: (Gasp) you don't know what a class or attribute is?!

Jason: I'm unfortunately not very educated the most I was taught was how to talk and some basic math.

Reyia: That's so sad...alright leave it to me I can scrounge up some books and teach you what you need to know about the world.

Jason: Thank you Reyia, I'm glad that the first person I met in this village was nice...even if you did slap the everloving shit outta me.

Reyia: (Blush) That was your own fault ya little perv.

Jason: I may be little but at least "he" isn't.

Reyia: That's disgusting weren't you taught better than that?!

Jason: I was taught that if there's a cute girl in teasing range to just go for it.

As our MC teases Reyia a certain goddess is watching with a twitching eyebrow while another god is watching her with a smug grin on his face.

Lyra: I suddenly feel the need to make life a bit hard for him, don't know why.

Fyre is just watching since he knows that if he tries to tease her right now he'll end up being filleted like last night's fish.