Chapter 5: Obligitory Education

Reyia has taken our MC to the library where she has started to teach him the basics about the world.

Reyia: Alright, firstly this is the village of Hartz, located in the kingdom of Ret.

Jason: Right I already knew the village's name. Could we stick to things important to adventurers?

(Slam)

Reyia slams her hands down on the desk.

Reyia: And how is this not important?

Jason: I figured the most important thing was learning combat, medical, and magic.

Reyia nods her head.

Reyia: Jason, are you aware of how complicated medical and magic are?

Jason: (S..she's scary.) Umm no.

Reyia: Are you capable of doing things like calculating the ratio of ingredients so that it doesn't become poison, know what herbs you are looking at, where said herbs grow, and how you use methodical equations for magic formulas.

(Critical hit)

Jason: (The fuck I have to use algebra in this world?!?)

Reyia: That look says it all. We are going over all the basic information until you can write it all down by heart. A.R.E W.E C.L.E.A.R?

Reyia went full teacher mode, and not the kind where it's "stand in the hall" more like "one thousand lashes for your disobedience".

Jason: Yes mam.

Reyia: Good now sit down and listen.

After three days the MC had all the geographic and currency information drilled into his head. Reyia had said that she can't teach him things like making medicines or magic since those require specialized classes.

Reyia: All right, time to learn about classes and attributes.

Jason: So classes are things people train to specialize in and it's hard to change, and attributes are the elements that they are naturally attuned to. Did I miss anything?

Reyia: Nope ya got it, though if you have previous training or just a natural talent a class may be available.

Jason: And how exactly do we check my class and attribute?

Reyia: The guild will check them when you register. Wait, I just thought about this but do you have any money?

Jason: Do ya count pocket lint?

Reyia: (SIGH) Well this is a problem. Oh, do you have anything you could sell

Jason: About twenty smoked fish.

Reyia: Okay, that will work. The guild will buy your fish and use some of the money to pay for your registration

Jason: Let's go.

After arriving at a large building they go in to get the MC registered they come up to the desk and a dog-girl receptionist comes up

Receptionist: Ah, miss Reyia what brings you here today.

Reyia: Hey there Sun. Didn't I tell you to drop the miss?

Sun: I can't do that, it's part of my job.

Reyia: Well, that was worth a try. We need to register this one as an adventurer.

Sun: Who?

Reyia points down in front of her and the receptionist sees the MC who can't even see over the counter. The receptionist picks the MC up into a hug.

Sun: Eeeeek she's so cute. Oh, sorry about that. But you know we can't accept children, and besides, she should be playing with other little girls

The receptionist looks over to Reyia who has an "if only you knew" look on her face. She then looks over to the MC with a dumbfounded look.

Sun: U..umm you aren't a girl?

Jason: Last time Reyia checked, no. Also, I'm eighteen.

Reyia: Hey, you little bastard don't word it like that.

The room now composed the two girls Sun and Reyia blushing, our MC who is still being held by a now frozen in shock Sun, and all the male adventures who already had heard about what had happened and are now laughing their asses off.

Reyia: After this, you are so dead.

Jason looked over to the now enraged Reyia.

Jason: Totally worth it.

After Sun got over the shock she finished the registration of the MC.

Sun: There, now you are a member of the guild. You have the class of Knight and all magic attributes. I suggest training in magic. Now then, do you know what my job is?

Jason suddenly got a shiver down his spine. He looked all around but all the adventurers that were present up until now had all run away he then realized what Reyia meant when she said, "After this, you are so dead.". There's only one person with the control in this building. He turns around to see both Sun and Reyia with a "Your ass is ours now" look.

Jason: Totally not worth it! Someone save meeeeeee.

The sounds of whips and a tortured soul echoed throughout the village. The next day Jason could be seen leaving the inn rubbing his butt that had been whipped till it bled. The first thing that met him was Reyia, and Sun who was on her day off.

Sun/Reyia: How's your butt feel?

Jason: Like it underwent serious abuse of authority.

Sun: (Blush) Yeahhh I may have gone a little too far.

Jason: No shit, when your ass leaks blood its a bit too far.

Sun and Reyia both look at each other and nod.

Sun/Reyia: Hey Jason, we need to show you something so could you close your eyes?

Jason does as they ask. Suddenly something grabs his head, he opens his eyes just as Reyia drags him into a kiss.

Sun: My turn next.

After they do that they say that they will explain tomorrow.

In a certain room, a goddess was watching the MC through an orb while drinking wine, when suddenly she saw something that made her spit her drink out. A dark aura started seeping off of her. The god Fyre came to see her, then instantly left when he saw the aura.

Fyre: I feel infinitely bad for the poor guy.

Lyra: Those little bitches, No I can't be mad at them. It's his fault for letting it happen so let's give him a little surprise. I'm not mad honest.

The next day the MC woke up and felt a bit off balance and noticed a change in his voice, he then realized what happened and looked down.

Jason: MY DICK IS GONE!?!?

(A/N: I decided to write anyways and just hope that I can avoid getting headaches, I like writing.)