Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Don't say such inauspicious things!" Gong mo immediately pinched him.


  "Wuwuwuwuwu" would be inauspicious if you were like your uncle. Be careful that your uncle would fall out with you.


   but, Zhenzhen, " Gong mo asked hesitantly, " he's only three years old. Isn't it a little too early for us to consider the possibility of him turning 30? "


  "You still know it's early? Who was the one who started the discussion?"


  Gong mo pursed his lips and looked back at the school gate.


  "Alright, let's go. I'll pick him up in the afternoon." Sheng nanxuan hugged her and got into the car. He let out a heavy sigh.  finally, I don't have to take care of him ... 


  Sheng nanxuan looked at her gently.  let's go on a date.  he said.


  Gong mo glared at him and said,"don't be so indecent!" Let's go to the hospital to see Tian Cheng!"


   then let's go on a date tomorrow. He's in kindergarten now, so we have a lot of time. 


Let's not go to kindergarten, okay?