The Egyptians - Accidental Gender Change

General POV

"Actually, while we wait, why don't I show you another very special treasure of mine?" Ko Gil suddenly said in the midst of waiting, a rather larger golden portal opened to reveal a horseless horse cart. "This is the '16th Century Potions Cart', containing all types of potions and other medications from that time and below!" Ko Gil enthusiastically showed of.

"Potions? How so?" Rin curiously asked. "Well there's a lot of potions. Mostly product of alchemy like this luminescent transformer. Anyone talking a gulp or a spray of this will shine as bright as a spotlight for a few minutes," Ko Gil took a random flask out of the collection on the horse cart. This one contains glowing green liquid that looks suspiciously like ectoplasm or phosphorus.

"This another! Holy Healing Salve, produced by alchemists of the Vatican in limited amounts, difficult process, hard to come by materials. It's can be either taken as an ointment or just directly drink it. Heals all wounds including curses. It can also be used as an exorcism medium to eradicate evil spirits and unholy beings or objects," Ko Gil grabbed another item, this time it's in a short metal cylinder.

"A lot of useful stuff then?" Ezra inquired, her eyes interested. "Yes, a lot of useful stuff and a lot of... others," Ko Gil coughed before retreating to show another potion. "One example is the glowing potion just then, not effective for battle another example would be this. Ant's Bane it's called, will kill any ants it touches."

"Of course, we're not at war against mere ants, aren't we? This is an ineffective potion as well- WHOOPS!" While handling the newly pulled potion on his hand, Ko Gil carelessly slipped on a part of the wooden flooring, the potion was also thrown out of his hands. PRANG! A puff of purple smoke enveloped Archer as the potion shattered on the floor right next to him.

"Oh no, this is not good..." Before everyone had any chance to react, Ko Gil had already frightfully shivered from the back of his bones. "What the hell?" An unfamiliar voice was heard throughout the living room as the smokescreen slowly faded. Surprisingly, it was not 'Archer' behind all the purple, but a beautiful mature woman whom looked awfully recognizable.

"Ar-Archer?" Rin could only stutter and point as everyone (except Ko Gil) was thundered by the scene. What was before a handsome tall man with short and neat white hair and tanned skin turned into someone else of a different gender plus killer looks. Same tanned skin but longer hair that reaches the shoulders along with some other new features.

'Archer' is still tall and the outfit more or less the same. Black body suit and a red long coat replacing the previous waist skirt and short jacket. What is ultimately different is the added 'rack' and oh damn those are some racks! That is a d-cup right there! What was that potion? "This? This is not my voice?! THIS?!?!?!"

Needless to say, Archer almost instantly discovered the changes that had overcame him. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!" Archer moved towards Ko Gil at the speed of light, his, no her two hands pinned the child king's shoulders and frantically shook them. "It was a gender change potion..." Ko Gil quickly admitted.

"Gender change? GENDER CHANGE?!" Archer screamed hysterically directly into Ko Gil's eardrums. This was not what she planned when she decided to descend as a heroic spirit, not at all! "Calm down, calm down, we can talk through this slowly," Ko Gil tried to reason but Archer isn't having it! But while everyone is currently focused on the debacle, Rin however is looking at a whole other angle.

'Gor-Gorgeous,' she thought in her heart as she spied down on Archer's figure, multiple times in a row before blushing heavily, realizing her own blasphemous thoughts. "Tell me you can reverse this?! TELL ME?!?!?!" Archer really doesn't want to have a woman's body. Although she can technically be summoned in one, she prefers her male form the best as she is born a male.

"Well you see... I only have one of each potion so..." Ko Gil guiltily pressed his own two index fingers together as he whispered. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!" Archer shouted dangerously as a katana slowly materialized in her hand. A silvery white and blue hilt with an extremely sharp blade, this weapon can cut metal and stone cleanly in half, no less a head.

"We-We ca-can talk this through!" Ko Gil tremblingly uttered as he slowly retreated back as Archer moved forward step by step. Her expressions dark and killing intent flaring into the air. "Archer, that's enough!" Rin finally took action and sharply warned her red clad servant before she could swing the terrifying Japanese sword.

"Is that a command master?" Archer threatened as she looked at Rin, her katana raised ever so slightly in a cutting position. "It could very well be," The glow on one of Rin's hands couldn't be more apparent, a threat to a threat. Ezra and Zahid on the other hand is having quite some fun, like a couple watching a comical screen from some cartoon unfolding right in front of them.

"Tsk, very well... master," the katana disappeared as Archer gritted her teeth, it would not do her very well to lose a command seal very early on in the war especially one where things definitely took a turn and its duration could be longer than expected. "We'll settle this later," Archer glared at Ko Gil one last time before disappearing into thin air.

"Wooh! That was close," Ko Gil wiped the cold sweat on the top of his temple. Archer seemed to have gone off radar with even her master not able to contact him. "Oh well, what's done is done," Rin shrugged and sighed not really, actually, not at all disappointed with this turn of events for some reason she can't place, oh well, she'll just throw it into the back of her head.

"Anyway, how long will Emiya take?"