The End! Finally! (1)

Damnit, why all of all times?! My lightsaber isn't working anymore!

Huh-BLA-BABABABABBABA!

Wait, what the fuck?! For a second there, I was ruining RWBY plots and now I'm here! What the hell!

Furiously pressing on the activation switch, I gave up trying to use the lightsaber. Surrounded by mercenaries, I had a really, really, dick move on moy sleeves...

"Now, hand over the items to me, Xiao Yi Xian. You should know that I like you... If you were to listen to me, I will not hurt you!" Mu Li arrogantly smirked.

"And you expect that she would believe you when you shot arrows at us?..." I deadpanned. They ignored me, causing me to roll my eyes. The Nobody perk. Gives 50% stealth, and I usually become ignored.

"How did you discover this place? You... followed me." Xiao Yi Xian stated, not asking. Yan felt a tingle on his senses.

"Xiao Yi Xian, don't move! It's because of this!" "OUCH! What are you-" A strand of Mu Li's hair wiggled around Yan's fingers.

"Huh?! This hair can move?!" Xiao Yi Xian exclaimed out in shock. That's... just disgusting. Moving hair, just... The concept of your hair moving around. Wait, nevermind. Medusa has moving hair.

"What an amazing perceptive ability! You've actually discovered it! That is something I specially prepared for you... It does not require any Dou-Qi, yet it can stick onto your body and spy upon you. The spying bug!" So that's why I couldn't sense it... But how DOES HAIR SPY ON PEOPLE?! IT DOESN'T HAVE EYES! WTF?!

"I know everything about you, you use a pure white belly-band..." Mu Li explained with some lustful desire. Xiao Yi Xian scowled.

"Shut up! You human trash... You disgust me!" Xiao Yi Xian ripped apart the hair strand. Which is very hard, ripping hair takes a lot of strength to do so. Yan looked disgusted.

"Ah, I just love your current stubborn appearance! As long as I can obtain these treasures, then we will able to swallow up all the forces in Qingshan City! As for you, Xiao Yi Xian, don't think about escaping my grasp!" Mu Li held his fist.

"You despicable person! Even if I die, I won't go with you!" Xiao Yi Xian shouted angrily. Mu Li frowned as he smirked again. Sneaky Beaky like...

"Hmph, to think that you have a choice! Come! Hold on to Xiao Yi Xian for me!" Mu Li ordered his mercenaries. Yan stepped between them protectively.

"Mu Li! You ungrateful bastard, you would actually harass females because you have power?! You just crossed the line!" Yan angrily shouted out. Sneaky Beaky.

"Ha... HA! You think that you'll be able to walk out here alive?!" Mu Li laughed like a maniac. Yan prepared his ruler for a fight.

"Ahahaha, Good! Very good!" Xiao Yi Xian's voice called out sarcastically.

"This group of ungrateful trash! I cured all of you, and even saved your lives numerous times! So this is how you all repay me?" Xiao Yi Xian angrily shouted. The mercenaries felt guilt and hesitation. Sneaky beaky like...

"Don't listen to her nonsense, go! All of these treasures belong to the Wolf Head Mercenaries! With all your help, our comfort will be endless!" Mu Li called out, instantly changing the emotions of the mercenaries of their greed.

"That's right! Catch them! We will be rich!" "Sorry, Xiao Yi Xian! Let's go!" The mercenaries charged at them. Aaaand... Done.

"While you guys were having your LOVELY conversation, I took my time setting up my- well, you get the idea." I finally called out, gaining all of the attention in the room. I was grinning darkly. Yan knew that grin of mine.

"Set up- Oh... SHIT! MARK, YOU CRAZY BASTARD! FUCK YOU!" Yan quickly took Xiao Yi Xian's hand got to safety. I started to chuckled madly and darkly that caused all of the mercenaries to fear.

Clap, clap! Ttttsss..... They all widened their eyes as they knew what that sound was.

"You guessed it correctly! It's Explosions, bitches! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I dived to the nearest safezone away from the explosion. When in doubt, explode something!

BOOM! BO-OOOM! BOOOM!

The cave exploded from the dynamite I had made in the past, collapsing all of the treasure from the cave debris as well as the mercenaries, squashing them whole.

I popped from the stone debris after I caused a cave-in. I looked around, searching for the MC as his harem. Did I kill them accidently? Great! I can finally stop following the plot now! Yay!