I AM SPEEEEEEED.

Okay, I somehow contacted Junior in my forgotten memories, saying something about... Come back? Sicko guitar solo..? Enlistment?.. Dafaq? I don't remember playing a guitar. Nor that I can't do a solo.

The only thing I can play with a guitar is 'Merry Had a Little Lamb'. Yes, I'm THAT bad. Ignoring the mysterious guitar solo, I looked at the address where I could find the proper equipment for my Batman thingy.

In the docks, warehouses, near the industrial district where the White Fang usually do their business in there... That means, I just have to be careful and sneaky to move and steal my shit.

A knock came from the patient room. I rolled my eyes and told them to come in. "Hey, Mark!" Ruby waved her hand around. I scoffed and said hello.

"You don't look alright over there, bud. Bad dreams?" Yang noticed my bags under my eyes. I groaned and rubbed my eyes.

"More that I couldn't sleep... Where's my crutches." I demanded the unneccessary crutches as Yang denied to give them to me.

"Nahah! You ain't going nowhere when you're leg's all fixed! After that, then you can-" I casually lifted myself from the bed and ripped the casting out to their shock.

"You were saying?" I raised an eyebrow and caught Eevee who wanted cuddles. Team RWBY dropped their jaw in shock at the magic trick I've done.

"Wha... W-wha...?!" Blake stuttered at my magic trick. I glanced down my healed leg. Then to her. Then to Eevee, who barked happily as I scratched his ears.

Ruby pieced everything together and deducted. "Eevee healed your leg, AGAIN! How does he do it?!" Ruby stated, shocking the rest of the team that Eevee can heal major wounds.

I shrugged. "Dunno. Turned into the pink thing, I guess... cat dog? And healed my leg again. Wanna see it?" They all nodded, curious of the Fairy Form of Eevee. As Eevee transformed into Sylveon, his ribbons immediately curled into the hands of Team RWBY.

"Sylvi!" Sylveon gave a gentle hum of healing through the ribbons and refreshed the girls as they all cooed.

"I feel refreshed... Free, happy, and joyful!" Weiss called out, as she tested her hand. Then noticing the ribbons were still curled around their hands, I raised an eyebrow.

"Maybe it curls it's ribbons because it likes you." I suggested, as they all awwed and leaned closer to Sylveon. Sylveon gently smiled as the girl's hearts were pierced by the cuteness.

I leaned back away from them, as the hearts started to appear from them. Ruby popped from the heart eyes and went towards the TV. "Have you heard the news? Another robbery happened in Vale. It wasn't Torchwick, but some guys trying to rob the place." I started to sweat furiously but I kept a straight face when the TV turned on.

"In other news, a group of armed gunmen robbed the 'Vale's Finest Dust Store' before they were stopped by this mysterious dark figure. Some reported that this figure threw projectiles and claimed this figure was a huntsman. However, Police have investigated that the dark figure, dubbed the Man in Black, and fled the scene, putting all of the unfortunate gunmen in the nearest hospital..." Lisa Larvender shone the CCTV footage of myself beating the shit out of the fucks.

Fortunately, the dark background covered my identity and my cover was safe. But, there was a footage of the bloodied batarang thrown inside an evidence bag. That was bad...

"Look at it! That's just so cool! It's shaped as a bat, thrown like a shuriken, and looks so cool as a throwing knife... It's like... a batarang." Ruby was confused as the word batarang was fit to this mysterious weapon. For some reason.

"Why bats?" Yang curiously wondered.

"Because... Bats are sometimes scary?" Ruby suggested unsurely. I nearly had a heart attack when she mentioned that. Blake nodded in agreement.

"I guess so...?" Blake agreed to her on some parts. Ruby still looked unsure as to why she thought of bats can be scary, although she never saw one. I acted to scoff.

"Okay... Guy uses batstuff. Cool." I deadpanned, but inside I was mentally panicking from my possible cover blown.

"Have you seen the daily DustTube?! The viral video when this guy just shreds and sings like a total legend! Look!" Yang excitedly pulled out her Scroll and tapped into the viral video. Everyone watched, including me. I was curious.

""I'm burning through the sky, yeah~"" My face was frozen. I had a literal heart attack when my voice was coming from Yang's Scroll. I knew my own voice, and I knew Queen. Team RWBY didn't noticed this and listened to the music.

"Here it is! This is the best part when he shreds the guitar!" Yang excitedly called out, as my inside pandemonium rashed around. I saw myself, wearing a black fedora and shreding the notes like a professional.

The more I looked at it, the more I refused it happened. I forced myself to calm down and act nothing happened. "Cool. Guy shreds the notes like a lad. Slick." I simply replied, as Yang and her teammates looked horrified.

"That's all you can say after this guy straight up SHREDS THE FRICKING GUITAR?!" Yang half-shouted. I shrugged. Technically, I was the one who shreded that guitar in the first place, so...

"I've seen guys shred the notes while their strings broke. Quickly and smoothly switched the guitars, like nothing happened." I recalled the memories. Yeah, it was cool.

"Seriously?! But nothing can change my mind that I want to meet this guy! I want his autograph!" Yang vowed as her eyes had flares of excitement. I sweated furiously. The irony was thickening, as I was RIGHT. HERE.

"I've never heard so much... excitement in four seperate songs that I've never heard of... As far as I can recall, there wasn't a singer or a song related to this style or this... awesome!" Weiss watched myself singing We Will Rock You by Queen, and she was certainly hyped. I saw her unconsciously tapping in the beat. I sweatdropped.

"... You're all excited, about this lad shredding through the notes. Okay. Blake, what do you think of all of this-" Blake wasn't listening because she was listening to Yang's Scroll. Fuuuuck. Everyone's mindcontrolled from Drunk!Mark's music.

Was my performance that good? I mean, it isn't mine... But to their eyes, they think I've made it. But I didn't! I really can't remember!

"Look, if you're all done fangirl-ing over a musician that just shreds the notes that no one has ever heard of, can't I just go on with my classes now?" I said, just wanting to go to classes like nothing happened.

"Okaay. Sure, I guess we have to go to our classes now. Our next classes is Professor Oobleck. He teaches history." Aah yes, the coffee powered doctor who didn't get his PhD for fun guy. Wasn't he voiced by the same actor that voiced Caboose?

...

"Good morning, students. As you well know, Mr Underwell is our new student in Beacon Academy currently in rehabilitation. We, will be learning about a significant turning point early in the great war!" Oobleck zipped and zoomed around the classrooms like a bee. Steaming cup of coffee, occasionally drinking without us looking. More, 'they'.

"What was the name given to the battle taken place in Forever Fall?" He questioned, as Weiss, the smartest and well knowledgable of the group raised her hand.

"The Battle of the Forever Fallen." Weiss answered. That was something I didn't know... Changes by the Author, isn't it?

"Correct, Ms Schnee." Oobleck congratulated. "The reason that the Fanaus succeeded in that battle was because of one particular reason. Can anyone tell me what that was?" He questioned the class.

A hand raised up. Blake. "The Fanaus hid in the trees." She answered, as she was also a secret fanaus herself. I rolled my eyes.

"Precisely. Does anyone know the reason that they did so?" Oobleck asked again. Besides the reason that humans are VERY stupid...?

"Because they were a bunch of spineless animals." Cardin scoffed out, feet on the table, drawing out a few glares. There we go. Stupid decision.

I rolled my neck and cracked it. "You know, I really want to know why there's so much racism against Fanaus in the first place." I said, drawing out few stares. Including Oobleck.

"May I ask why did you ask the reason of the racism of the Fanaus, Mr Underwell?" Oobleck curiously asked. I looked up in thought and put my hands behind my head.

"Well, there's... really no difference between the Fanaus and humans. Except they have animal ears and features. That's all. So what's the racism about? Do fanaus have three eyes? Four eyes? None at all? The point is, it doesn't matter a person's got four eyes or just two. Everyone just rolls with the fact that a blind guy can't see. Isn't so much different. So why Fanaus?" I raised my eyebrow.

While I knew because of the cause of racism was... Animal ears, past actions (Fanaus Rights Revolution), White Fang, and that's all. No solid reason to hate a person just because they've got animal ears.

"Hmm... That is a very thoughtful question that you've thought of, Mr Underwell. But you haven't completely answered my question..." Oobleck tilted his head.

I sighed out. "Look, the whole world. Imagine that. Put some creatures that want to kill you. 98% or most of the world covered from those fucks... You've got humans, and other people called fanaus. I'm pretty cool about that. They aren't. If we're complaining and bitchin' about a useless competition of humans are superior to fanaus and vice versa... Then we're all going to die. Just that. Because some people just want to hurt 'spineless animals' for their sake, that doesn't doing much to all of the people, you know?" I explained. That caused some nods of agreement from Oobleck.

"While I'm not ultimately sure of your use of words, Mr Underwell is right. Most people discriminate to fanaus because of their reasons. However, it is our job as huntsmen and huntresses to protect the people, no matter what race or gender they are, and defend them from Grimm. A very thoughtful thinking, Mr Underwell." Oobleck congratulated, as he turned behind his back and explained some history, I noticed Cardin scowling at me in the lines of: "Fucking bastard, freak-lover" or "Weak, you're dead", I didn't even give a fuck.

I just wanted this class to end. Batman stuff... Gotta kick ass. More, the villain's asses. After I'm done, well... I don't know. Batman stuff first.

...

After classes had ended, I needed a distraction from Team RWBY and the other staff members from Ozpin's Inner Circle to turn their eyes away from me. Aaand... Well, I just noticed that I didn't need one.

"So you want to leave school and go to Vale? Without us?" Weiss asked with a raised eyebrow as she crossed her arms. I shrugged.

"You know that Eevee can eat cookies, right? Well, feeding him cookies isn't exactly healthy for his stomach, so I decided to go to the cities and buy some stuff. Groceries, bed things, playtoys when he gets bored... The usual." I explained. Eevee was currently in a tug-of-war between Ruby and Yang as they tried to get Eevee to their sides.

Blake hummed in agreement. "You do need some things since you just got to our dorm room... You really don't have any belongings besides your clothes, so why don't you?" She replied, as my cover-story for going to the warehouses was made.

"But... our job is to moniter you at all times. I'm sure the professors would understand since we're too busy studying, and you wouldn't cause any trouble, right?" Weiss leaned closer, menacingly warning me. I simply nodded back.

"Good! However, we still CAN'T trust you from going anywhere. You need an escort, teaching you how Vale works and what to buy. Fortunately, I know a couple of people that's eager to help you." Weiss went to grab her Scroll and dialed in the numbers. Well, shit. I knew this would happen...

...

Guess who it was. Team CFVY (Coffee). Coco Adel, Fox Alistair, Velvet Scarlatina, and Yatsuhashi Daichi. All volunteered to help me buy stuff in Vale.

Coco, which I can basically sum her up as a fashionista and devotes herself to fashion, very confident, and overall a decent leader and person. I think.

"THIS is the guy we're supposed to help from the Ice Queen? I'm not going to lie, but your fashion sucks." Coco tipped her sunglasses down and checked just to see what I was wearing out of shock.

"Coco!" Velvet shouted at Coco at the bluntness. She did not like me. Velvet blushed and immediately went to apologise.

"I'm so sorry! Coco likes to be blunt about everything about fashion, I'm so sorry and I apologise for my beha-" I motioned my hand and grasped on air, causing her to shut her mouth.

"It's fine..." I simply replied with a sigh. Coco smirked and slapped my back.

"You don't look half bad, kid. You just need some common sense, about fashion! I'm Coco. This is my awesome team." She pointed at the rest. "The shy and the one with the cute bunny ears is Velvet." "COCO!" She ignored her protests.

"The tough guy's with scars is Fox. He's also blind, but he's pretty cool." Fox simply nodded in welcoming as I simply said a hello to him.

"The big guy's Yatsuhashi. We call him Yastu. He may look menacing, but he's a big softie inside. Whatup, Yastu!" Yastuhashi simply waved in humbleness, as I stared blankly. Some kind of badass monk with a bigass sword. Yeah.

"And... you needed four people just buy some supplies and some clothes for a single person." I flatly stated. Coco smirked.

"We're just going to Vale and show you how it's like. Besides, our team has some business there, and we can help your business too. It's like killing two Nevermores with one bullet!" Coco 'lightly' hit my shoulder. I said a small 'ow' as she bursted into laughter.

"Come on, blazer-boy! Let's hit the road!" Coco smirked as she walked towards the bullheads. I noticed the rest of Team CFVY having tired looks.

"Lemme guess... All of you three are her 'victims' of holding lots of clothing for mostly herself on her fashion, right?" I deadpanned at them, as they were surprised that I knew her 'extreme fashion' devotion led to lots of clothing to be carried.

"Yeah! How did you know?!" Velvet, with wide eyes asked as Fox and Yatsuhashi gave pleading looks of mercy and acknowledgement.

I crossed my arms. "I know a person who buys lots of clothes when I see one. She also takes lots of time choosing her everyday gowns, clothing, and sleepwear, right?" The looks of mercy increased as they knew someone knew their pain.

"EXACTLY! She always does that! You know the same feelings, right?!" Velvet pleaded for help, as if asking to get out of her 'torture' time with Coco. I sweatdropped.

"Yeah, I guess you can say that..." I glanced the sky and recall some moments. Some moments, I literally carried a hundred bags at once, even using my mouth to carry them. But... why am I saying that.

"Please! Please, I beg you! Can you please persuade her not to make us suffer?! She's been ranting for hours about getting new styles of clothing last week! After that, we couldn't handle carrying bags anymore!" Velvet bursted tears as she begged to persuade Coco to stop this. I know she had a serious devotion to fashion, but this? This was getting out of hand...

"Okay...? I knew your team leader was a fashionista once I saw her, but to the extent of your arms literally hurting from carrying bags? Shouldn't you guys have aura?" I asked with an raised eyebrow. Velvet pouted.

"Apparently she buys so much clothes that our arms hurt. She didn't bought this much clothes before last week, but now? I'm scared that our arms would pop off..." She shuddered. Now that was weird.

"Velves! You ain't coming?" Velvet really had the face of just saying no, but she forced to smile and accepted her fate.

I, was very curious of this mysterious change of Coco...

...

"How does this look?" As expected, she didn't thought of helping me and instead focused on her matters. She was currently wearing a new getup, and I can't describe for shit because I don't remember what these clothes were called.

"Maybe search for that section over there. It matches the looks." I pointed at the hats, more likely the fedoras and dappers. As she looked back, and thought about it, she turned to me and grinned.

"And I thought you had a bad fashion sense. Turns out you do know style, blazer-boy." She smirked and happily skipped towards the hat section. I turned to the rest of Team CFVY, who were all tired and exhausted from carrying bags.

"Kill me... I can't carry another bag..." Fox groaned in pain, as he dropped the bags on the ground from the weight. Even a giant sized person like Yatsuhashi looked like he was going fall any second now.

Velvet had it worse. "H-help... us..." She begged and cried on the ground while grasping my leg. I sweatdropped and told her to get up.

"All right, round here, here here... Since I'm pitying you guys for suffering through this, I know a solution. It's the secret sacred technique passed on from multiple bizarre knuckleheads and has been worked so far..." I rounded them up as they all listened enthusiastically.

"Nigerundayo. Meaning, FUCKING BOOK IT!" I grabbed my fair share of clothing (that I also paid) and put them inside a bag and fucking ran. The rest of them took the advice very promisingly and did the same.

"Hey, where are you- OH YOU AIN'T LEAVING ME ALONE WITH ALL THESE HEAVY LITTLE BAGS ARE YOU?! GeT OvEr HeRe!" Coco, with a distorted voice came after us in ridiculous speeds that matched the Flash.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Velvet, Yatsu, Fox, screamed/cried for dear life and ran for their lives. Unfortunately, the exhaustion from pressuring of the heavy bags slowed them down as Coco's speeding blur went closer.

Deadpanning while running, I pulled out an object from my blazer and proceeded to throw it at Coco. "Yeet!" I called out, as a smoke bomb hit Coco straight in the face and knocked into red smoke.

As our running bodies ran away from Coco's blurry vision, she coughed repeadily and clutched her red face in agonising pain. "WHO THE FUCK THRWOS SOMETHIN SPICY HOT IN A GRENADE?! COUGH COUGH! FUCK!" Coco coughed harder and harder as she sweated/cried a river from the spicy hotness of the red smoke.

That was a new grenade I was working on. Spicy Reds. Smoke with red, hot, spicy gas from the hotest chilly peppers in Remnant. Effective, surprising, uncommon, and no one can handle the spiciness of the Spicy Reds.

I heard that consuming hot spicy foods would relieve stress levels. I wonder she'll be still pissed after she has to carry a million bags...

...

The rest of Team CFVY were panting and sweating crazy. I was pretty fine, considering that I had to run up a mile. We were in the Vale's random streets, mostly the alleyways, as I saw a nearby pet store or a vet.

"We escaped from the fashion demon lady... for now. Anytime now, she'll start trying to call/threaten us to carry her baggages in everyway possible, maybe saying stuff that she'll carry SOME of her bags with her." I sarcastically commented.

The rest of the team looked horrified as they all flinched and shivered in fear when Velvet's phone- SCROLL started ringing 'Caffeine by Jeff Williams & Casey Lee' in sync when I finished my sentence.

Velvet hastily pulled out her pho- it's called a Scroll, goddamn it- and left it ringing menacingly on the ground as the rest of the team huddled up and quivered together in terror. Giving them a deadpanning look, I turned the speaker on and received Coco's call-

"....." The silence was deafening as the rest was petrified and wasn't ready to suffer Coco's wrath. I rolled my eyes. People these days are so overrated.

"Hello?" I called out to Velvet's Scroll, ignoring the looks of protests not to talk against Coco when she was mad. I shrugged when Coco spoke in the most forced calmed way possible.

"Huh? Blazer-boy, is that you? Why are you using Velvet's Scroll?" Coco calmly asked, but I could hear the seething dark hatred coming from her calm voice. The muffled screams of fear called out to telling me, begging me to shut up.

"Oh, it's nothing. Velvet's pretty terrified of you right now so I called instead." I casually waved it off like it was nothing. I could hear the cracking and the uncontrollable rage coming from Coco as her grip alone started to crush her ownScroll.

I eyed Velvet's Scroll and checked if Velvet's own scroll was also cracking. I deadpanned. "I see... could you kindly give the Scroll to Velvet right now, please?" Coco darkly demanded. Velvet's muffled screams of fear shook her head rapidly, begging not to pass the phone to her as her long bunny ears twitched like crazy. I weirdly eyed her and called back.

"Dunno... She doesn't look very talkative right now. I'll call you back when she's okay." I went to press the End Call button and before I could end the call, Coco interupted me.

"Okay, MARK. IF YOU HANG THE FUCKING CALL RIGHT NOW I'LL RIP OUT YOUR TESTICLES WITH THE RUSTIEST SPOON I CAN FIND FROM THE KITCHEN AND HANG THEM LIKE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS!!!" I pulled my ear out away from the screaming Scroll as both Fox and Yatsu covered their balls in complete terror. Meh, it's not like I've any worser...

"Alright, fine. I won't hang up on you. What do you want?" I asked as Velvet, Fox, and Yatsu begged me to stop talking and they even tried to cover my mouth. But I held them off with my leg away from them.

Somehow, handling three second-year students from Beacon Academy with a single leg pushing them away sounded bullshittery enough.

I heard her sigh. "I'll forgive you all and carry most of my bags, alright? Even the part where you threw the hot spicy grenade at my face." Ooh, she lied like a pro. I almost believed she would forgive me for that.

I deadpanned when the rest of Team CFVY tried their best to close my mouth. They were even using Aura, and it was starting to get difficult holding them back.

"Okay, I believe you." I smiled. Mouthing an 'almost', I heard her voice was instantly delighted to beat the shit out of me.

"Right!... I knew you weren't going to step away from a forgiving apology from a wonderful girl like me~ Where are you now?" She demanded. Her voice was almost sinster to hear, like I was talking to a T-1000 acting as Coco Adel. The amount of fear increased as the faces cried into a waterfall as I dug the hole deeper.

"Umm... I don't exactly know where I am. You didn't exactly give any pointers except for the fashion store that you were VERY delighted to introduce to me about. Sounded like you were almost there for yourself!" I 'excitedly' called out in the most innocent way possible. I was struggling against the full force of three desperate students as my leg was beginning to shake.

Thinking of a better plan, I casually threw another Spicy Red point blank at their faces at the area we were in and engulfed ourselves in red spicy smoke.

Now the rest of Team CFVY was either crying or coughing from the hot spicy smoke of red hell, I was pretty fine, because pain tolerance! This shit wasn't the hottest spiciest smell I've smelt! The shit I've smelt compares this red hell as an atom bomb, and I've felt Big Bang levels of nonsense! Multiple times, in fact!

Letting a few tears from my tear glands, I casually spoke. "I think I'm in a dock. I see some ships laying around, and some firetrucks blaring like crazy... You know where I am?..." I barely could even think straight as the smell was getting to me.

"Mark...? Why did you lie? I'm a sweet little girl that will forgive you what you've done~ Don't be scared, and just tell me where the hell you are." I almost imagined Coco wearing a dark grin. I coughed away from the Scroll, noticing the weak glares from Velvet, Fox, and Yatsu as they were all doomed.

"Look, I think Velvet, Fox, and Yatsu had a tired day. Maybe you should, do the carrying without them. It's good for your body!" I excitedly replied, as I was testing Coco's patience.

"Excuse me?" The amount of dark malicious emotions coming from Coco was broken out, her patience already broken and pissed to kill my ass.

I grit my teeth and decided to hit the final nail to the coffin. "Maybe I didn't make this clear... CARRY YOUR OWN FUCKING BAGS OF CLOTHING BY YOURSELF ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU LAZY FUCKING DIPSHIT! WE AIN'T COMING, YOU LITTLE BITCH! GOODBYE, AND SEE YOU NOT LATER, FOREVER!" I hanged the phone before she could unleash hell. I started to cough loudly from the scent. Fucking hell. It was getting on my nerves...

"You've doomed us all.. She's going to kill you..." Yatsu muttered sorrowly and hopelessly, accepting his fate from Coco's wrath. They all huddled together and had the emptiest lifeless eyes I've ever seen while crying tears. Jeez, I've broken them.

...

Coco crushed her own Scroll in her hands and trembled in uncontrollable rage. This motherfucking newbie had the balls of steel to even play and hanged the fucking Scroll on her...

She was going to kill him. SHE WILL MURDER THAT MOTHERFUCKING BAST-

...

"Acchoo! Ugh, the scent's still stinging and it hurts..." I sniffed from the red hot spicy scent from my own brand of obnoxiousness. The rest of Team CFVY still looked like they were brain-dead.

"Fucking hell... Walk it off, it's not like she's going to kill you all... Acchoo!" I sneezed, gaining no replies from the huntsmen as I thought they were really dead.

"Flar!" Eevee, now turned into Flareon, popped from my blazer and looked at me with concern. I waved him off and sneezed from the toxic smell. Flareon was pretty fine because he was a Fire-Type, and this amount of spicy shit was his stuff of taste.

Flareon nodged them from the contaminated alleyway as I grunted and helped the dead corpses away into a safe distance. Flareon, now turning into Sylveon, used Heal Pulse and healed us all.

"Why... you should've let us to die..." Fox cried out as he realised he was still alive. Yatsu and Velvet had the same feelings and cried out. I deadpanned at the fallen huntsman.

"Sylvi..." Sylveon leaned closer as tears came from his eyes from the sadness, Velvet immediately acted from Sylveon crying any further.

"Nonononono- I didn't mean it! Fox was joking! Please don't cry..." Velvet immediately hugged Sylveon from crying any further, but the dam was bursted.

"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! VEEEEE!!!" Eevee cried a waterfall as my instincts told me to get the nearest blunt weapon and punish these ungrateful FUCKS-

"Ssh, shh, shh~ Everything's fine... I'm here! Lalala~" Velvet began singing a gentle lullaby before I was going to stab her with a bloody crowbar, Eevee started to cry softer and more quieter, turning into sniffles of sadness.

"Ka-goon! Ka-gown!" Velvet positively cooed and carried Eevee like a baby, and I took the safe option to record this as blackmail or my survival bargains for the future.

"Vee..." Eevee still was sad but the positive cheering from Velvet actually helped. Eevee's stomach growled, surprising myself and Velvet as his stomach audibly growled.

...

"It's a coincidence that we were near the pet store and brought some puppy food... Though, I'm not sure why you're feeding an ice cream of all things to feed Eevee..." Velvet skeptically stared at me as I was holding an ice cream next to Eevee's mouth as he shivered but still ate it happily.

Eevee was in Velvet's arms, and it was pretty difficult holding a huge bag of puppy food while holding an ice cream cone at his mouth. Though, Eevee cawed happily as Velvet and Yatsu also myself gently smiled of the positivity Eevee emitted. It was worth it.

"I'm really enjoying this time out here in the city... It helps the fact this little adorable fluffy baby is so cute!" Velvet petted the soft fur of Eevee as Eevee continued to eat the last of the ice cream, cone included.

"It could've been Coco, telling us to carry bags of clothing all day with this poor little guy starving... You should've told us now, and Coco would've changed her mind." Velvet glared at me, as I shrugged.

"Eh, it was worth a shot. Telling her to piss off and carrying her own bags would've taught her a lesson anyways. Don't spend too much on yourself. Acknowledge others around you. That kind of stuff. Figured that would've helped us in the future." I explained, as all of the rest 'aah'-ed in realisation.

"For someone that lets bullies grab your bunny ears and do nothing, although you are second-year student, that would've made you... a little socially awkward to stuff?" I tilted my head. Yatsu and Fox clenched their fists as Velvet tried to calmed them down.

She widened her eyes and immediately waved furiously. "Waitwaitwait!! Let me deal with my own business, okay? I have to deal with bullies, some day on my own..." She pleaded. Fox and Yatsu loosened their fists but there was no doubt having a 'senior's advice' session with Team CRDL...

She sighed, as she glared at me. My only option was to 'duh'. "I have a little sister sibling. Taking care of her when she was a baby was hard, but I managed to keep up taking care of my little sister. Seeing this little guy might've caused my 'sisterly instincts' to go wild, you know?" She awkwardly smiled, Eevee leaning on her arms as he softly slept like a baby.

"Eh... I guess you're right. I've still gotta buy some more stuff, like bedrolls and blankets... All for Eevee, of course. Wanna help?" They had hesitant looks, but glanced at the sleeping Eevee, as it was worth to help me.

"Sure. As long as-" "Your arms don't fall off. Got it. Let's go! First up, bedrolls or large-ass futons I need for, because I can't buy a bed!" I looked on the list I made. Searching the bed stores in Vale with my Scr- PHONE, why do I get this muddled up- and ran to the direction of the store.

As the rest of the team looked at each other, they shrugged and followed me down to the beds and mattresses store.

...

"Are you sure you're only buying these? I mean, this... is small." Yatsu commented on the list of stuff I bought. Groceries, bedrolls, list of tools and cooking devices, and some random stuff such as a pocket radio...

"Yep. I just need those. Do you'll think that we'll leave Coco in Vale while she searches us?" I wondered, daring the devil to call upon her, but nobody came. I looked around, and there was no fashionista in sight. Oh well.

"You have the balls of steel. Actual steely balls, big and beefy ones." Fox commented, as I raised an eyebrow. Sounded like a fucking innuendo...

"Dawww~ He looks so cute when he wears this little outfits~ Look at the little glasses he's wearing!" Velvet cooed as Eevee wore a bowtie, and some $5 plastic glasses that even made it cuter.

"I'll admit, even though you have not-so-much fashion choices on yourself, you do know how to make this cute guy look even more adorable!" Velvet rubbed her cheeks to Eevee as he happily cawed. Everyone near him either 'awww'-ed or flashed pictures of how cute it was.

My head actually snapped backwards, with red eyes glowing menacingly at them to terrify these fucks away from Eevee as they all saw me and went screaming for their lives.

Eevee and Velvet were oblivious to this. Fox and Yatsu however, sweating and stepped back away from me. I didn't even gave a shit. Eevee must protecc.

"So, what are we buying next?" Velvet asked as she carassed Eevee in her arms, cawing adorably. I looked at the list. All were crossed out, but one thing missing. A scarf.

"Why would you need a scarf?" Velvet asked as she carried around Eevee like a baby. I shrugged. Wintertimes, I guess? Or possibly, future events that needed this object...

As we went to the nearest clothes store, we felt an odd sense of deja vu coming at us. Not the welcoming type, the menacingly fucked type deja vu... I looked unsure as I looked back to Velvet.

Velvet, Fox, and Yatsu sweated like a river when they knew where they were. I didn't knew until I saw the million shopping bags outside the glass doors. The same ones we ditched them to Coco. Huh.

"What a coincidence... We just came to the same store where we ditched Coco... Let's just get the scarf and move on, I doubt she'll be looking at the same store again or possibly wait for us..." I shrugged and moved to the scarfs section. I heard no answers from the guys. I turned around to see them pointing at the glass doors.

Aw shit.

It was Coco, standing menacingly as her back was faced to us. Velvet, Fox, and Yatsu probably prayed for a god, as Coco slowly glanced at the locks of the doors.

Without a word, she slammed the locks shut, each lock slamming louder than the last one. I winced, probably thinking that she was waiting for a LONG ASS TIME...

Quickly glancing at Velvet's arms, more specifically, Eevee was very confused at Coco. I took Eevee off her arms and without a word, went towards and got closer Coco's side.

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐫-𝐛𝐨𝐲... 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 OOF!" She was cut off when I shoved a fluffy Eevee at her face, confusing the shit out of her. She glanced at the Eevee, all dressed up cutely with glasses and bowtie. Eevee was confused.

"You think that a scarf would look good on him? I mean, you're the expert at this, sooo..." I genuinely asked as I pulled out a tan-coloured scarf shown to her next to Eevee.

Words spoken before a disaster.

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