Offer

"Long live, Immortal Yi."

"Long live to you too."

Please die tomorrow...

Ah... Wait, please don't... I still need your worth.

With boredom, I decided to play some dialogue in my head, of what which I truly would say in front of them... If I can...

Sitting on my throne room, I watch the goats roam around my palace silently.

I don't have dreadful hate towards them. But please, can they just leave me alone for, myself.

Laze... I wanna laze around... Leave my palace alone... Sigh...

This day was the 237th meeting in my palace, where we would talk about the hierarchy among the deeds of the families and sects that govern some parts of the "Five Great Realms".

Simply says, who produces the most talented individual this millennium to be their underling.

I don't really care about that much... But yeah... Sigh... That's my job. What I gonna say?

Of whatnot so whatever reason, fame wasn't a thing to me anymore.

Those human privileges and deeds are not so blood boiling to fuel some energy in me as far as I concern.

Cause' I already had it all... All humans could achieve in their lives.

Of course, I didn't do that all in just one life. Well, you see... I reincarnated far too many already.

Not too many, around 27 times, If I am right.

With how long my lifespan in each life, I can say my actual age is really old... Like literally, I'm an old fart.

Bah! But who cares? At least I'm young outside... And fuck those who said inside is important when they're too are basing the outside appearance than inside. What hypocrisy!

That's a rant, by the way, can't just accept how old I am...

As the goats roam around my palace, greed can be seen in their eyes. Most notably, the "Heavenly God Clan".

If I didn't reborn in this realm, without a doubt, without debate, they are the ones sitting on this throne and managing this realm right now.

With how heavenly and godly their techniques are, and how many talented young children on their clan, their strength is far greater than any clans and sects combined here.

But in my eyes, those godly techniques are just puny moves that I can block using my hand only.

Well, you see... I'm an immortal. Not those false Immortal in the Middle Realm of course, but an actual immortal who attained undying soul, and could roam the vast universe freely.

And being an immortal, by name alone, was already enough to elevate you as a monster-genius to do anything.

But being an immortal doesn't mean that you are a powerful individual, it's just meant that you understood how life works to an extent of how heaven cares about it.

Needless to say, your soul and mind were on a different level than the others attaining what we could, in immortal pears, was giving privileges to reincarnated how many as you like.

And those, being powerful will be not a fart dream to just dream about.

So whatever techniques of what they could godly, as shameless they could get, was laughable to me.

With only a few hands of my hands, I can literally erase this reality that they call, where they thought that they are on the peak of the food chain...

The goat's gifts are kept coming in every second past as the visitors keep entering on my grandeur gate to greet me.

Time goes fast, and for me, I thought that it was eternal. But thankfully it ended for f*ck sake...

Please, I wanna nap until the next meeting...

One by one, the adversary between clan and sects disperse out of my palace until the calm tranquil resounded once again.

I stood up and shook my head left and right to circulate some blood on my body.

Putting my open palm in front of me, I slowly trace my hand in each corner of my throne room, and miraculously the plates and food that clearly not been touch disappeared.

Walking on the back of my throne, I head straight to my bedroom. On the door, five young maidens can be seen waiting for me.

"Long live, Immortal Yi!"

"My loyalty is for you, my lord!"

"Order us of what you wish for, my lord!"

They bowed to me as I looked at them one by one.

This is my maid, by the way... Like this is it, in this humongous palace of mine. They are enough to manage this place without interrupting my peaceful sleep.

And if I will rate their strength compare to the goats a moment ago without a doubt they're strong as hell... Thanks to me, of course.

I don't give a shit about affairs, so out of boredom, I selected some mortal that I could train and be my right hands to do the works done on my behalf...

"Ling Yue, keep an eye for the Heavenly God Clan...--"

Giving orders on each, I give them some techniques that they could master until I woke up on the next meeting again.

The leader of the five, Ling Yue, has the hardest part in the group as she will be taking care of me as I sleep my ass in eternity... If I really can, I would...

Changing my clothes, rinsing my body, and taking care of my futons was her job at all cost, or else her head would be chop-chop. And I not even kidding.

Well, you see, to replicate eternal sleep. I needed to cut all of my senses and mind out of my body, so little things wouldn't bother my time at all costs. Of course, a simple trick can wake me up, and that's Ling Yue's job to do when the meeting occurred again in the future.

Before I could enter my bedroom, I notice some noticeable things.

"Who's the father of that?" They're pregnant...

With my remark, they all became flustered and avoided my eye.

Maiden's in love... Sigh... Good to be young...

"Tell me, Yu'er, do you need some help to talk with your man?"

Although we are not all related, I still care for them as I watch them grow to this day.

Except... My sleep interrupted, I'll chop-chop their head.

"No! There's no need, my lord!"

This time, Lan Chanying the one who replied.

She continued. "There's no need to be concerned about this, my lord. Everything is fine. And I promise to you that the one who impregnates us is the strongest person in this realms!!"

Woo...! Calm down there Changying. There's no need to be devoted.

She sure loves her man...

Wait a minute... Did I hear it right...?

"Er... Are you all pregnant in the same man...?"

They all blushed and nodded.

Lucky bastard...!

Should I give him some beatings before I go to sleep? She did say he is the most powerful in the realms. So those that mean his powerful than me? Nah... I think not, maybe she was just really in love with the guy...

Well enough of that... I just hope the children born healthy...

Che! How laughable is my concern if the mothers are fucking healthy as an ox could be!

I made a hand sign in front of them and a vibrant blue aura appeared, engulfing their entire body...

To be precautions on whatsoever threat might bring upon the infants. I give some blessing to the children, fortifying their soul to impurities until they are born and can defend themselves.

"Well, I will see all of your children's at the next meeting, I guess?"

"Yes, of course, my lord!"

"We will not let you down, my lord!"

"Our children will not let you down!!

Jesus Christ ladies... Calm down. I didn't own your children to be my maid too, so relax...

Their enthusiasm replied was vivid as their cheeks are pinkish on whatsoever reason as they looked happy and content.

It might be upon being a mother, so they are happy... And I'm not on the right to stop them from doing so...

Giving my thanks to all of their services, I enter my bedroom and change my clothes. Back facing the ceiling, I crushed onto the soft bed... It was heavens...

But before I could enter the actual heaven, I heard a voice greeting me, and I do not like it.

"Hello there, Immortal Yi."

Getting up, I looked over to him.

A senile old man standing at the end of my long-ass bed. He wore white all over him, even his decoration and ornaments too.

As much as I look at him, I couldn't help but be surprised... I can't see through him!

Hmm... This is interesting... An immortal too?

I'm not scared of dying but, I hate going down without putting a fight.

So I put some hostile aura around me to show what I'm capable of with unfriendly look in my face.

His eyes dimmed for a moment before spoking. "I have some proposition to you, Immortal Yi, would you like to hear it?"

Sitting on the edge of my bed as I fix my sandal on my foot, I look up to meet his eye.

"...What is it?"

"You see, I have some experiment for some time now. And just recently, it shows some good progress, and I wanted you to try it if I'm being straightforwards enough."

Momentarily, I keep my silence before asking. "And what this experiment that you speak of?"

"A reincarnation my friend! A reincarnation pill that I created!!"

"..."

Oh... So you're mental...

"Ha... What are you talking about? You're a goddamn immortal dude, reincarnation is normal to us."

"No, my friend! An actual reincarnation where you travel your past!"

Seems legit... but...

"You know that manipulating time is a taboo, right?"

"Of course! Who do you think I am?"

Stupid... And gross... Please wash those teeth dude, you unsophisticated old fart...

But I'm not gonna lie, that's quite tempting... It's good to be true if you can travel to your past.

Sigh... Jian'er, how I miss you...

"So, are you in?"

"..."

Looking at the old man, I can say he was pretty eccentric among immortal... Like me in someway...

Because immortals are cold, and they see everything as a nuisance that needed to be eradicated if it came blocking their path. They see life as grass that's not important whether they pluck it or not, step into it, or burn it accidentally without remorse.

So let's say all of the immortals have big screws in their heads that need some fixing before they can be friendly.

"...Okay, let's try it."

"I promise you, buddy, this thing wouldn't let you down!"

Well, even it let me down, I really don't care anymore. Actually, I hope it can kill me eternally...

He handed me the pills, red and blue ones. He says.

"Before you eat this, my friend, just reminding you that whatever you see, on the other side, was not gonna be actually similar to what you grow at. So that's a minus there. But everything I think will be the same. So good luck and have fun!!"

He looked at me anticipated, waiting for me to take the pills and wait for the result.

But before that...

My aura surged out of me and coldly glared at him. "I just reminding you. If you try something funny in these realms, I'll hunt you down over and over again, each every corner of the universe I'll be there following you!"

If he somehow decided to delete this realm after I disappear he will know the consequence of his foolish action.

Actually, I really don't care, but seeing today my maids belly. I think the children deserve to be born. After all, I was partially their grandfather figure.

"*Whistle*... Your really something ey!"

He praised.

"..."

You're really an eccentric person, are you?

This dude is something else. He didn't even flinch in slight...

Seeing he was trusted enough to leave some promise for me. I gulf the pills in one go.

Instantly, my vision turns bright before I lost my conscious into the abbys...

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