"Bri, you know what ?"
"What?" I looked at Ryan, puzzled.
"I proposed Daisy."
I looked at him in disbelief. My eyes would pop out of their sockets anytime now.
"What the freaky fuck you saying ?! Like really, Daisy? Couldn't you find any other girl ?!"
He smiled sheepishly at me, "Uh, she is nice though. What's the big deal ?"
I sigh in defeat.
"Do you even realize that she is my teacher's daughter? Plus what happened to Sally ? You loved that girl !"
"Don't even talk about that slut. Plus she is not my type. Also, yeah I know Daisy is your ma'am's daughter."
I facepalm.
"Nice choice !! Plus congratulations on your third girlfriend of the year. Is it going to be the last ? Or the list is more ?"
"Briana. Stop. Please."
"No no. Under what conditions do you want me to stop ? I feel like throwing a tantrum at you !" I declare.
He smiles, "Hey Briana, I am sorry I have gotten to your nerves but it's like I can trust you so much without any doubt of you breaking it. So I share everything with you. I apologise again for the trouble I have caused you this whole year but I don't wanna burden you with my problems. But with you everything comes naturally and I end up sharing everything with you that I didn't plan on."
I was so happy. His words were sincere and they held gratitude and believe me it was way better than any lovers talk. "I am the one who should thank you for trusting me. I am sorry I got agitated all of a sudden but your secrets are safe with me."
I look down at my watch.
"It's already 7:40. Gotta go now. Bye and enjoy !"
*****
Good. Very good. You know what ? Its brilliant !!!! My life is playing dodge ball with me !
The Fuck is happening. Like can't he date a girl of his age ?
Or like is there a shortage of girls in this whole world ?!
I feel like hibernating for life. How much more ?
Today she, tomorrow another, day after tomorrow another and so on.
A round of applause for Mr.Ryan Swan. Better known as "Playboy of the year!!"
Nothing left to say to you my love. Just three words,
"Good Job Buddy."