ACCEPTANCE OF A NEW RECRUIT

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We were standing in the FROG Infested fields to finish Kazumas quest and to see what our chuunibyou friend can do, right now Aqua was talking with Kazuma and Kazuma said something about Aqua being a "FORMER" Goddess or something and that ticked her off so now she's running towards the FROG To prove herself but in the end, he gets eaten.

Kazuma: That's a goddess for you, sacrificing herself to buy us some time

Y/n: truly a noble sacrifice *sarcastically says*

Then suddenly a strong gust of wind blew through us as we turn around to see Megumin chanting her spell on the FROG.

Megumin: Darkness blacker than black I beseech thee, the time of awakening has come, oh justice as an intangible distortion, dance, dance, dance, transform my torrent of power into a destructive force, one without equal. Return all of creation to cinders and rise from the abyss. Grant your humble servant the mightiest attack known to man, EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then suddenly a huge magic circle formed below the FROG and particles swirling around it as a beam of destructive power got sent down to smite the FROG.

Y/n: WHAT THE FU-

Then BOOM!!!!!!!! A giant ass explosion erupted on the FROG completely annihilated the thing in the matter of seconds leaving nothing but a ginormous crater, not even ashes remained. I stood there dumbfounded as I stare into the crater leaving me speechless.

Y/n:' OH MY GOD!!! That was the most incredible explosion ever, I didn't know Michael Bay was sent here as a cute girl, GOD DAMN!!!! '

Suddenly a FROG got out from the crater then started to come towards us like a fat kid running towards an ice cream truck; fast and sweaty.

Kazuma: I think we woke that one up

Y/n: yeah, thanks captain obvious!

Kazuma: your welcome!

Y/n: OK how about we retreat for now, hey Megu-

I then saw Megumin laying on the grass face first

Y/n: what the hell!? Why you on the floor Megumin?

Megumin: explosion magic is a very powerful spell so using it takes a lot of my energy, I overexerted myself so I can't move a muscle.

Kazuma: you gotta be fucking kidding me!!

Y/n: OK i'll handle this, oh yeah Kazuma go get Aqua

Kazuma: oh shit your right, *runs toward the FROG eating Aqua* I'm coming Aquaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/n alright let's do this

Megumin: what're you going to do

Y/n: this

I then summoned a dubstep gun into my hands and pointed it to the nearing FROG with the gun on my waist level and said

Y/n: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!

Then I shot a blast pushing the FROG away while blasting some DOPE ass Dubstep Loud enough to hurt people's eardrums if within range but ultimately burst the FROG'S head wide open because of the vibrations from the gun, as blood, slime, and brains flew everywhere as I stood on top of the hill.

Y/n: and that's how it is done *de-summons the weapon*

Kazuma got back to us after saving Aqua and I asked him to carry megumin back to the guild, as we were walking back to the guild with a slimy, crying Aqua, me and Kazuma were talking to Megumin about her "abilities".

Aqua: Eewww!!! I smell horrible, just horrible!

Megumin: I don't know if you knew, but the inside of a toad is stinky yet cozy

Kazuma: that's some information I didn't need to know about

Y/n: OK, Megumin, you cannot use your explosions unless we have to so just stick with other spells got it.

Kazuma: yeah what he said

Megumin: I'm sorry but I can't

Y/n: alright glad we- wait what'd you say now?

Megumin: I said a can't

Kazuma: seriously!?

Megumin: seriously, explosion magic is the only magic I can use, I don't know how to cast any other spells

Silence filled the air as both me and Kazuma were dumbfounded at this useless wizard as we just think about how we can ditch her without problems,...... but seeing as I'm a lazy bastard I mouthed Kazuma " you can deal with this one ", Kazuma had a look that said "seriously dude!?" but just went with it and started to speak to megumin as I was walking away towards the guild so I won't have to deal with this shit.

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Aqua: but if your level is high enough to use explosion magic then you can learn other magic too, even I couldn't learn all arch priest spells before I learned the "party tricks".

Kazuma: *in the background* what the hell!? why would party tricks be necessary!

Megumin: I am an arch wizard who loves explosion magic more than anything, I can't stand other spells from the detonation family, they suck. EXPLOSIONS are the one for me! Ill admit that if I acquire other spells quests would be much easier but NO! I refuse, I love the explosion spell, even if I can only cast it once a day or that it drains my mana so much that I can't even move, I will always love EXPLOSION MAGIC!!!! I started to walk the path of the arch wizard just so I can cast the explosion spell!

Kazuma:' Christ!!! she's a lost cause '

Aqua: that's amazing , even though your goal is very crazy, I love your passion and determination you have for it.

I looked in disbelief, just Aqua agreeing with her is adding to the reasons not to let her in our party, I need to tell her to get the fuck away but not make it obvious to not hurt her feelings, alright I can do this.

Kazuma: * in a well hidden sarcastic tone * Oh! Well, looks like life's going to be tough for you from here on out but just keep going and hang in there. Once we get back to the guild, lets split the reward and maybe we'll see eachother again someda-

I was then cut off by Megumin who was choking me with her arms as I tried to pry her off of me. But to my surprise, she had a strong ass grip so I tried to reason with her.

Kazuma: well I couldn't have a talented mage be wasted on a couple of ametuer adventurers like us.

Megumin tightened her grip on me.

Megumin: NO, no, no, not at all, I don't mind adventuring with a bunch of amateurs like you, in fact despite my advance class I'm only level 6! So can you please stop pulling my hand away?

She pleaded to me but that wasn't going to work, I'm tougher than her, so I retaliated.

Kazuma: NOT id you can only use one spell a day so what's the point in having you here with us!?!! Besides we have y/n so it wouldn't affect us as much!

I tried to pry her off again but to no avail, I was growing tired of this so I decided to let it all out.i told her of how she was desperate to find a party because none of the other parties would accept her because she can only do one spell per day making her absolutely useless. She pleaded to me as we were fighting over dominance so I can pry her off me and leave, then I heard people talking so I look over and see three women looking at me with disgust painted all over their faces,

Random hoe: Oh dear! That man, is he going to abandon that child!?

Other random hoe: there's a girl covered in slime! what did that man do to her!?

Other OTHER random hoe: did he defile those two girls, one of them is covered in icky goo!!! What kind of sick play did that perverted man do to them poor girls!?

Kazuma: NO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR!!!!

I then notice Megumin grew a very smug face- oh she better not do what I think she's going to do.

Megumin: DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, EVEN THE SLIME ACT WITH AQUA AGAIN SO PLEASE DON'T ABANDON M-

Kazuma: Ok!! I GET IT! WELCOME TO THE TEAM MEGUMIN SO SHUT UP NOW!!!

Damn her and her dirty tactics!!! Well whatever, today we got a new useless member but unknown to me, we were about to get another...

TO BE CONTINUED...