THE INCIDENT AND CABBAGES!!!

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Chris: OK! So there are all kinds of thief skills out there but i'll teach you my favorite, STEAL. Watch closely OK.

Y/n: alright then, show us how it it works

Kazuma: yeah!

Chris: alright here it goes!

Chris raises her hand in front of us then a blinding light appeared making us shield our eyes from it. After a moment it died down, chris opens her hand to reveal Kazuma's coin pouch and my belt bag.

Kazuma: wha-!? HEY my pouch!

Y/n: that's cool!

Chris: I know right! Ok now Just take your adventurer card and tap on the skill and invest your skill points on to that skill.

We followed her instructions and acquired the STEAL skill. She was going to give our stuff back but she thought of something then pulled her arm back in and spoke again.

Chris: how about a little competition, both of you have to steal back your stuff, if you're lucky enough to steal my dagger here you can sell this bad boy for 500,000 Eris, but if your unlucky then you get these rocks and I get to keep your stuff.

Kazuma: Hey that's not fair!!!

Y/n: alright, I'm up for a challenge! Let's do it!!!

Chris: Great! So who's going first?

Y/n: ooh, ooh, me, pick me

I say while raising my hand like a five year old boy eagerly trying to answer the teachers question. Chris acknowledges this then spoke up.

Chris; ok, Y/n you go first then

Y/n: Alright!

Kazuma: Good luck dude, you'll need it

Y/n: oh shut up!

I go in front of Kazuma and get into a stance, I raised my hand towards Chris then shouted the words to activate the skill.

Y/n: STEAL!!!

The same blinding light flashed from my hand then died down a moment later. I open my palm to see that I stole back my belt bag back, I was a little disappointed though, the dagger really looked cool and would've been useful, Oh well. It was now Kazuma's turn, he went in front of me, got in a stance and yelled STEAL and the same thing happened again but when the light died down Chris's face had a faint blush that transitioned to a beet red blush.

Kazuma: Hmm? What is this?

Kazuma then opened his hand to find that he was holding Chris's panties, his eyes lit up into stars as he stares at it shouting...

Kazuma: I'VE HIT THE JACKPOT!!!

Chris: NOoooo!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!

I burst out laughing while on the ground, Kazuma was swinging the damn thing around like a flag, darkness was a moaning mess, everything was hectic.

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The group was back at the guild with a blushing darkness, a crying Chris, a somewhat laughing y/n, and Kazuma. Aqua was the first to speak up.

Aqua: hey guys! Where were you? You missed all my amazing tricks that I performed *looks at the two women* what happened to them?

Kazuma: well I can explain, you see-

Darkness: Kazuma stripped Chris from her panties...

Y/n:... and, PFFfffft, took all her money *then starts ROFL-ing*

Kazuma: Shut up!! although it's not wrong... BUT LET ME HANDLE THIS!!!

Suddenly every girl in the guild glared at Kazuma with killing intent, this made him more nervous but to make matters worse for him, Chris then explained everything in full context.

Chris: Kazuma stole my panties then he said that if I don't pay for them he'll frame it and make it his family heirloom.

This explanation made every girl in the guild be disgusted even more with him which made the atmosphere around them even more disgusting. Poor Kazuma... anyway back to Aqua who was still here.

Aqua: So did you actually learn the Skill or did you just dick around

Kazuma: of course I did! Here i'll show you! STEA-

I then slap Kazuma on the back of the head and make him stop before he embarrasses himself even more.

Y/n: OH no you don't, that's enough out of you.

Kazuma: Hey MAN!! That hurt y'know

Y/n: had to do it before you do something stupid again

Kazuma: how would you know?

Y/n: I just do! Alright, now then what's next on the agenda guys

Kazuma: I'm not sur-

Then suddenly an emergency broadcast was, well broadcasted saying that all adventurers need to go to the gate of the town for and emergency quest.

Y/n: I guess that answers that, well come on! Let's go

As we were running through the town we see people boarding up their houses and evacuating, whatever this is must be something devastating, FINALLY A CHALLENGE!!! now I'm fired up!!! we finally get to the gate and see that a hoard of green things are approaching us.

Kazuma: what the hell is that!?

Y/n: Alright let's do this thing

I then summon the AX-50 Sniper rifle then use its scope to see what we were gonna deal with and instantly my fire was quickly extinguished, my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined. I just lowered my sniper then looked at Aqua with a bit of disappointment and questionable look and asked.

Aqua: what do you mean? Didn't they tell you

Y/n: no, no they didn't so explain!

Kazuma: are those, CABBAGES!!!

Y/n: why the FUCK ARE THERE CABBAGES!!!

To Be Continued...