Chapter 36: 16, part 2

Or worse, whatever I wrote about would come to fruition.Trust me, you don't want me to write a story about ordering #16 on the take-out menu on Friday the 16th.If I did, you'd be reading, or worse, experiencing, a fun-filled weekend with the porcelain bowl and your favorite brand of hiney-bumper tissue.And by the way, I just verified with a dictionary that I spelled "hiney" correctly and that according to the Urban Dictionary, it's correct. The sentence to go along with the word read, "Timothy, don't stick carrots in your hiney."I bet Timmy tried that feat on the 16th.Better to reserve the carrots for a different day and stick to dipping them into hummus.

So again, I apologize for not having written a chapter 16 and I wish you the best of luck as you continue reading this book.