Spencer's

"Vin!, get the next customer, the young lady near the chokers!"

"I got you, James!"

This is easy. All I have to do at Spencer's is convince customers to buy the items they are near, or looking at, and I could definitely do it. These easy jobs are so good for me. I can't believe how our world works these days. The simple jobs like scanning items, and counting money for a good pay of money every two weeks seems like a scam to me. Maybe it's because I think way differently than other people. But if you just think enough about it you'll see how it could be that way. Like if I got a job at a mattress store, it's clear to see that people aren't buying mattresses everyday. Unless people burn them for fun, or there is a extreme germaphobe throwing away new mattresses.

I walked towards the lady in the long purple dress. It looked so lovely and matched with her skin perfectly that I could easily imagine what the front side of her looked like. The lady turned around as I approached her and it hit me. This lady isn't any ordinary woman, I'm staring at the most daring girl. She seems to take any risk or challenge you throw at her, and that is my type of girl. Seeing this all at once was so overwhelming that I was trying to say words, but the dress kept catching my eye. I can't let this woman go out of my sight, but her deep, dark brown eyes are pulling me into a whirlwind of trouble, and that is LOVE. WHAT THE HECK?!?!??!!! LOVE?!?!?! This is stupid. I'm not in one of those love at first sight type fairytales. This is reality and I need to come back to it.

"Hello miss, can I help you with anything?"

"Oh, ummmmm, no thanks I was just looking around here."

"Oh, ok. Well if you need me I'll be right over there near the t-shirts."

She gave me a thumbs up. I know that customers hate it when the employees question what they need, or what they're looking at. But if we want to keep our job that's what we gotta do. I personally don't like interacting with people anyway, but bothering them with questions scares me.

Like I don't want to tap a buff man's shoulder and say, "Hey there uhhhhhh dude, need help with anything, like shrinking your arms down a little so then maybe a girl will be attracted to you?"

That's death busting through the door and choking me to death. I would never do such a thing like that but jeez, why do people have huge muscles like that?

I walked back behind the counter and waited till she's done picking out her items, but it doesn't seem like she has any. She just lightly picks up a item with the tip of her finger and lets it slowly fall back in place. Ugh. The time is going so slow, like pick an item already so I can feel like I'm doing something in life. Just sitting here waiting for people to pick something up and bringing it to me is such a bore. Oh wow. She walks straight out and leaves. Like, really? What was the point?!?!

"Bored uh?"

"Yes dude. Can people just stop coming in and looking and walk out? For the first time in forever (reference to anna from frozen singing the song) I actually want to scan."

"Not me. I hate scanning. I don't know why, but the sound of it sorta triggers me. It brings me back to the sound of the triangle thingy. Like the ones at school."

"James, sorry to say but, that has no relation to each other, the sounds are totally different I hope you know."

"Uhhhhhh, no. I know the sounds of both and they sound exactly the same."

I shook my head as he said those words, "Ok james. Sure."

We sat behind the counter in a corner where customers wouldn't see us. Well the imaginary ones because barely any customers come in.

"Oh Vin, I wanted to ask you did you start on that Onlyfans page yet?"

"Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What the heck dude?!?! I want to buy things from them not start one."

"Well I mean you want to buy feet pics right?"

"No. A flat out no to that one."

"Then what Vin? Pegasus and rainbows with candy canes and fields of cotton candy?"

"First off that's dumb and secondly no once again."

"At this rate Vin no woman is gonna come up to you and even say hello. You need to get out there and explore the many fish in the sea. Actually there isn't many there is a billion of fish in the sea plus more."

"I've been trying James. No one likes me. Everyone thinks I'm a weirdo who just wants hand pictures."

"Woah, woah, woah now! You like hands?!"

"Yea, why?"

"There isn't a problem with it, just thought you were a feet guy for a long time."

"No, just no"

"Helllllllooooooooooooo?! Can someone scan my items?"

We both rose up and checked the lady out. This woman had 5 little heads surrounding her like a queen with guards and pointy swords. That would be fun though. Having kids protecting you. If a guns bullet flies out of no where you use them to block and then you have more kids to protect you. Seems like a good reason to have them anyway. The lady left as we scanned her items and she left with her soldiers guarding her.

"I want soldier kids." said James

"Dude, ME TOO!"