Skills, stats, and some tests. Plus a stranger.

Jake Waited patiently for his skills to be done.

[Hello user *%@#'%$#&* might I inquire why you have been standing in place for 20 minutes?]

"OH uhh no reason, I'm uh, tired." Jake lied.

[Understood, would you like to be put to sleep?]

"No it's good I just need to stretch." lied Jake once more.

[Understood]

"Alright then, status!"

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Name: *%@#'%$#&* Edit?

Level: 1

Exp: 0/100

Health: 30,000/30,000

Mana: 180,000/180,000

Stamina: 1,500/1,500

Strength: 50

Agility: 30

Dexterity: 35

Mind 30

intelligence 35

Sanity: 100/100

Skills: (Gluttonous Copycat), (Stomach of Domination), (Touch of Piracy).

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Jake was puzzled by some of his stats.

"Why do I have 180,000 mana? Is it something like 1000=1?" Jake wondered.

Jake looked his stats over once more in puzzlement.

"Its either broken, or I'm just stupidly strong. Now, how do I get this menu outta my face?" Jake said.

[Would user *%@#'%$#&* like to close menu?]

"Yes I would, also, can I change my name?" Jake asked.

[Yes, the user can change their name.]

"Mkay, I would like to change it to Jake." Jake confirmed.

[Name has been changed to Jake]

"Cool stuff." Jake said.

[In order to close user interface, user Jake must say or think, "Close menu"]

'Close menu.'

The menu closed, Jake was back in front of the tree. His legs were sore from standing up in one place for too long so he say down against the tree. Jake took a better look at his surroundings. He saw that there were grape sized pink fruits growing from the tree. He also saw that there were a bunch of slimes around.

"I wonder if I should kill those slimes." Jake said to himself.

Jake got up after somewhere around 40 seconds later. Jake walked over to the orange slime from earlier.

"Heh, I'm gonna poke it." Jake said with a smile on his face.

Jake poked it, then immediately regretted it, his finger was stinging profusely.

"AUUUGHHHH my damn finger!" Jake yelled.

Jake's finger was now a light red, the same color of red you'd see after burning your finger on something hot.

"Y'know what? I'm gonna eat you you bastard!" Jake yelled at the slime.

Jake leapt at the slime only to land on it with his hands in it.

"AAAAHHHH WHY THE HELL DID I DO THAT?!" Jake screamed while his hands were burning.

Then Jake had an idea.

"Why didnt I just use my dagger? Jake thought while feeling like a moron.

Jake pulled out his dagger and stabbed the slime with it. It reacted similarly to a ballon, it punched down making a small crater in the slime, until it went through and acted like a spoon through Jell-o.

"Why, wont you, die!" Jake grunted while jerking his dagger around in the slime.

Then after a few seconds of jerking the dagger around the slime it lost its shape and melted into a puddle of goop.

"Ha that's right orange jello lookin ass!" Jake exclaimed.

Jake was ecstatic that he finally killed something. He wanted to see if he gained a level.

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Name: Jake

Level: 1

Exp: 3/100

Health: 30,000/30,000

Mana: 180,000/180,000

Stamina: 1,500/1,500

Strength: 50

Agility: 30

Dexterity: 35

Mind 30

intelligence 35

Sanity: 100/100

Skills: (Gluttonous Copycat), (Stomach of Domination), (Touch of Piracy).

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"Well that's kind of a letdown. Now though, it's time to try out my skills." Jake said.

Jake looked at the pile of what resembled orange jelly.

'Guess I gotta eat that'

Jake tried to pick it up with his hands but failed miserably. His fingers slightly tingled when touched the slime. Just then a person Walked by coming from the left side of the path only to stumble across a most curious scene.

A man was sat over trying to scoop up the remains of a fire slime with his fingers. The man was quite confused.

"You there, what are you doing?" The man shouted to Jake.

Jake jumped slightly because he was not expecting someone to be there. The man walked over.

"Huh!? Oh, hi. I'm trying to pick up this slime." Jake told the man.

"Well yes, but why? it's not valuable." Said the man quizzically.

"Valuable? No, I'm not trying to sell it, I'm gonna eat it." Jake told the man.

The man gave Jake a questioning stare.

"Eat it? As in put it in your mouth and swallow it? You are aware that most slimes will turn your stomach as quick as rotten monster meat, right? As well as the fact that they arent really food." The man informed Jake.

"Huh, really?" Jake said.

"Yep, those slimes are not edible." The man confirmed.

Just then Jake took the time to examine the man, the man was balding and was wearing some leather armor-esque clothing that had some pouches.

"Well I've got my reasons for wanting to collect it." Jake told the man.

"Well if your so insistent then here, take this glass bottle, I dont need it and I dont know potion brewing." The man said while digging a glass bottle out of one of his pouches.

"Is it really okay for me to take this? Jake asked.

"No of course not, I was just teasing you. Of course its bloody okay!" The man said with a grin.

"Well alright, thanks man." Jake said.

"No problem, I run an item shop in Stetcher, Come over if you need some goods." The man told Jake.

"Stetcher?" Jake asked.

"Yeah, the next town over, how dont you know that the man asked confusedly.

"Heh yeah, I'm new to the world." Jake said with a chuckle.

"What's that supposed to mean? You some sheltered noble kid or something?" The man asked.

"Nah I'm not, it's nothing. Anyways, what's your name? Jake asked.

"Names Sothies, nice to meetcha." The man said while extending his hand.