Schizophrenic

But how can you call them mosquitoes? That's just not right!"

Alison exclaimed as we busted through the doors to school without care about who saw.

"Think about it. Vampires suck people's blood to stay alive right? Well, they sound like bigger and more humanlike mosquitoes to me!"

I tried to convince my friends but being the hard-headed idiots they were, they kept rolling their eyes at me.

"Addie, mosquitoes are small parasites that can easily be killed."

"Kat, vampires are parasitic blood-drinking creatures that can be killed by sunlight. And if I'm not mistaken, we often see mosquitoes come out mostly during the night just like a certain supernatural being, right?"

Turning at me with a dull look I reciprocated it with a smug one. She knew I was right. That's why she kept her mouth shut.

"Just where do you get these ideas from anyway?"

Looking over at Alison I tapped my temple in emphasis.

"Right here, my friend. I get them from the voices residing along with me."

"So you're hearing things now?"

"Yeahp"

Wildly smirking at the two of them they simply shook their heads at me in slight disappointment.

"That's because; I hear voices in my head, they talk to me they understand, they talk to meeee!"

Looking at each other they cringed at my loud voice and terrible singing covering their faces too ashamed to be seen with me as I sang Randy Orton's theme song.

"You know what, I believe you. Only those who hear voices in their heads can come up with such stupid ideas."

Opening her locker to place the unneeded books into it, Alison looked at us with a look of amusement.

"So you saying Albert Einstein came up with stupid ideas?"

Questioning my friend I held my thumb and forefinger against my chin and looked off to the distance in deep thought.

"Wait, are you saying he heard voices in his head?"

"Maybe...maybe not. Who knows, who doesn't know?"

Shrugging off my shoulders with one eye open I glanced at my friend who suddenly had the expression of a lost and confused soul.

"This my friend is the question that not even the greatest minds of our time can solve!"

I suddenly yelled out while pointing at her. Placing a hand to my head in an evil empress pose, I continued to confuse my friend.

"No man, woman, or child can say for certain that history's greatest minds were sane. If anything many from that era viewed Einstein as nothing more than a pea-brained bimbo!"

Her eyes widened in shock as Kat held her chest in amazement.

"So how can one say that hearing voices in their heads is a sure means to say they are insane or idiotic? Simple enough, you cannot! Human beings, the filthy creatures, are far too frightened of what they do not know or understand!"

Raising my arms out in a psycho enthusiastic manner, Ally fell to her knees as she clutched her head while Kat placed the back of her hand to her forehead as she leaned on the lockers behind her.

"So you see my dear uninformed comrades, simply stating something is of a lesser intelligence than you without fully comprehending its capabilities,"

I walked to my now kneeling friend, using my pointer finger to slowly raise her chin to meet my eyes, I said with a dark and sinister voice

"Simply means you acknowledge its superior thought processing."

Ending off with a sinister smirk, Ally screamed out in fright as Kat cried out in shame and horror.

"No, say it cannot be so!!"

"Why, why?!!"

Maniachaly laughing in delight at the horror-stricken faces paved over my friends' faces I revelled in their despair. Students roaming the halls gave us weird glimpses as we continued our dramatic outbursts.

Kat was leaning against the lockers crying out in misery. Alison, kneeled with her hands firmly holding her head and I was laughing diabolically at their dismay.

Yeah, this was us every day all day.

"What are you idiots doing this time?"

Surprised at the voice I immediately stopped my momentary cackling, lowered my arms, and turned to the owner of the voice.

Standing tall, hair messy as usual yet ironically like an angel's in the sunlight, golden locks glowed like the sun.

Isaac raised a perfectly shaped brow at us, arms crossed and head shaking side to side.

"Oh, hey Isaac."

I greeted the boy completely forgetting about what I was doing not too long ago.

"Hey, Isaac!"

"Yo, Zac"

Kat chirped in joy at our newcomer, waving her hands and gave a wide smile with her eyes closed. Ally sat with one leg perched to her chest giving a salute wave at him. The atmosphere had taken a complete one-eighty turn. From a crazy pool of confusion to a calm serene field.

No wonder everyone's jaws were now on the floor and eyes wide like saucers.

"You guys are just so...huh"

Holding his temple in exhaustion he closed his eyes and once more shook his head at our unbelievably confusing dynamic. And yet he couldn't refuse the fact that it was well-formed and orchestrated.

"So anyway, you guys wanna go to homeroom?"

"Yeah sure"

Helping Ally up from the floor then wrapping an arm around Kat's neck we walked off, with the eyes of strangers following after us. Nonchalant as ever, for we had no care in the world how weird or odd we might have looked. And just then the bell rang announcing the start of the day and the end of my good mood.

"Ugh, and now hell begins"

Kat laughed at my words as Ally agreed with a solemn expression.

Four lessons, a headache, and a detention slip later I found myself in the cafeteria walking toward my friends seated at our usual table.

"I seriously hate Mr. Gibbles."

Carelessly plopping myself onto a seat I complained to them.

"I mean who has a last name like that and turns out to be a complete nut job?!"

Forking the lasagne on my plate I tore through it imagining it was that douche's face.

"A nut job is someone without a job, Mr. Gibbles has a job-"

"Yeah, as a teenage torture machine!"

Alison interrupted Kat just to add in her two cents. Must say I was glad she added those cents.

"...Yeah let's go with that. As a teenage torture machine, therefore he cannot be a nut job."

Rolling my eyes at her I continued my assault on the fine food placed nicely on my plate. What once was a firm cheesy block of meaty goodness, was now a minced mix of chaos and destruction.

Oh, how wonderful that it resembles the troubles plaguing my heart.

"Addison stop murdering the poor lasagne and eat it."

Kat pleaded gazing at the carnage on my plate with sorrowful eyes.

Yeesh, over-emotional much? I swear this girl cries over the littlest things in life.

"And could you not whisper those eerie things about how dark and twisted you are? We already have full disclosure of your psychotic mind"

Alison spoke while pretending to get a chill down her spine. Smirking at them I once again posed like a villain with my hand covering half my face and evilly cackled at them.

"Whatever you may say my dear."

Closing my eyes to get into the mood and also set it, I went further with my evil speech.

"But if one's mind is nothing but a horror-filled dreary plane, then there is nothing that can be done to atone for their s-"

"Shut up already would ya?"

My eyes whipped open in alarm at who dared to interrupt mid-sentence. My head turned so fast I'm quite shocked that I didn't get whiplash.

Next to me sitting idly by while sipping on his noodle soup was none other than the only person in this damn forsaken school who understood us to some extent.

The one and only,

"Isaac"

Voice monotone and not at all friendly I glared at him. Yet he sat still not at all concerned for his life.

"In any case, you busy today?"

Was he asking Kat out again?

He's been around her a lot lately. Ally said it was nothing and I shouldn't be too concerned about it but I don't think it wasn't "nothing".

He's been asking to hang out with her a lot, not to mention the constant whispering they do between each other.

"Nah, I'm free today since I got nothing going on."

"Kay, then meet at the usual?"

As they spoke I looked from one to the other, eyes squinted in suspicion and humming in deep thought, not that deep though since I'm pretty sure my brain cannot use more than six percent of its capacity.

"Sure!"

Kat happily replied as she munched on a slice of pie.

"And just where is this 'usual', you speak of?"

I asked whilst stroking my imaginary beard. Rolling his eyes at me and fork in hand, Isaac pointed it at me

"And why would that be any of your business?"

"Cause she's my best friend and to put it plainly,"

Slamming the palms of my hands on the table, it shook by the force I exerted. Glaring at him I said with a dark tone

"I don't trust you."

"Addie!"

Ignoring Kat's plead I stood straight up and folded my arms, still facing him.

"I don't know why you're hanging around Kat and I don't really care. Just don't do anything to her."

"Addison!"

"Oh? And if I did harm her what'll you do bout it?"

He asked standing up from his seat. One hand on the table and the other on his hip, slightly bending to my height.

We were now at eye level and dangerously close to each other. Most girls would be fangirling and going wild if this were to happen to them.

I on the other hand just had the urge to slam his good-looking face right into the table and use it to wipe the dirt off.

Ah, one can only dream.

"If you do harm her,"

Grabbing him by the collar, I brought his face closer to me. So much so that our noses were barely touching.

With a fierce look in my eyes and smirk on full display, I said with a wicked tone

"I will feed you to a pack of hyenas and watch as they rip you apart. Limb. By. Limb."

The look of sheer terror from my victims always filled me with joy and usually my threats would undoubtedly strike fear in the hearts of many.

But this guy was hella irritating!

He was not affected by my words at all. He just gave me a blank stare as if asking , "Are you done?". It angered me to a degree.

"I'll hold you up to that."

He said with a smirk and that just pissed me off even further.

The silence was soon broken by the awkward cough of Alison, my head whipped in her direction. Elbow perched on the table with her head in hand, she raised a brow at us

"Are you guys gonna stand staring into each other's eyes like that all day, or are you finally gonna break up this obvious love scene and spare me the cringe?"

Rolling my eyes at my friend I shoved the male that was worse than a blood-sucking vampire off me and plopped back on my seat.

Isaac did the same only instead of a frown on his face and furrowed brows like me, he had a smile of complete satisfaction decorating his face.

That just made me want to punch him even harder.

Going back to my food it was only after a moment that I realized the states and whispers that came from the other tables.

I looked to the girls glaring daggers at me and saw that most were looking at the annoying frog sitting beside me.

Are they looking at him?

It was no secret that Isaac was good-looking. If anything he was gorgeous, with those golden messy locks and honey brown eyes you could melt into.

Though I hated to admit it, I mean really hated to admit it...he is pretty hot. For an annoying piece of shit that doesn't know how to be scared by me.

I must have been staring at him for too long cause he suddenly looked at me and our eyes met. Laughing he winked at me and I cringed in disgust. Pretending to barf I looked away and grumbled in annoyance.

Why do all the men in my life have to be so damn irritating?!