Sometimes it's best not to hit people
"Hey Honey, who is she?" Sakura pointed to Itsuki.
"No idea. Come let's go," I turned to leave the classroom but I heard a noise I could never mishear.
"Ahng!"
Fucking dammit.
* * *
Itsuki was sat in my seat, looking at me with hearts in her eyes. Her face red as always and panting hot air like a radiator.
"Okay. That's it. Get off my chair!"
"Ahng!"
"I will punch you I you don't leave."
"Aaaahng!!"
"5."
"Aaahngaahn!"
"4."
"Ahng! Not there, Yato!"
"3!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhnnngg!"
"Fuck this."
I landed a blow on Itsuki's face, sending her flying into the tables behind her. If this was any other person, I wouldn't have done this, but because it's Itsuki, I don't feel guilty at all.
"Don't you think that's a bit much, Yato?" Sakura asked.
"No, it's not enough. Look. The bitch is getting off on this!"
Sure enough, Itsuki was moaning and twitching on the floor with a face that looked like she was in heaven.
"Still..."
"Just drop it." I sat in my seat, ignoring everyone's stares and fell asleep.
Well, tried to.
"DARLING~!"
I jumped, fell off my chair and slammed my head onto the floor. I just lay there, twitching. Rio looked at me with oblivious confusion.
"Are you okay, Darling?"
No! What does it look like!
"Whoa! Yato! are you okay!?" Ichika entered the room, in a white lab coat. "You look so... so... HOT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Oh crap. I forgot she was a massive sadist.
"Darling! I heard my Darling was hurt!" Nami jumped to my aid, resting my head on her lap. But, I was too hurt to enjoy it.
"What's all this ruckus? Oh my! Yato! Always surrounded by women I see! What dirty-handed methods did you use to seduce these fine women?" Kageya-Sensei said.
"Hey! I didn't do shit!" I finally regained a bit of my strength.
A set of Oppai came crashing into the room.
"Ha! Look at you now! You are nothing! Ha ha ha ha ha!" The Oppai talked.
"Go... away Asahi..." I wheezed.
"Not before I take a few pic-"
I grabbed her wrist and put her arm behind her back.
"All of you... go. Away. Now!" I shouted.
"""""""Okay..."""""""
* * *
"What a busy beginning of the day, ay?" Meiwaku said.
"Yeah. Those girls...are just too much." I sighed.
"You stupid idiot!"
"Okay Tsun Tsun."
"Hey!" Irami shouted while lightly hitting me.
It seemed the whole world was against me today.
We sat at a lunch table, me, Irami, Meiwaku and Fuji. I wanted to be by myself in nice solitude but surprise surprise, look who came running. Meiwaku was the first to stick to me like glue, obviously looking for attention. Then Fuji saw us and came over, with a stupid grin on his face. And finally, Irami sat down next to me without uttering a word...
"Geez. I can't believe you let those girls do whatever they want!"
...until now.
"Yeah, like I want them! You included! You all just stay close to me when my girlfriend is Rio!" I objected.
"Stupid idiot!"
"Hey... um... Darling?"
"Huh?"
Rio was stood behind me, blushing furiously and holy hell she was so cute.
"Can you come with me for a sec?"
"Yes," I replied without realising.
"Wait a min-"
"Great, come with me, Darling!"
"I said waaaaaaaait!" I heard Irami yelling behind us as Rio dragged me away.
* * *
"So, what is it?"
We were in the PE equipment shed, where Rio stood awkwardly as if holding in a pee.
"Um..."
"Just spit it out already!"
Rio took a deep breath.
"MY MUM WANTS TO MEET YOU!"
...
"What!?"