My girlfriend's sister is a delinquent!
Ah. So this is heaven.
Mum, Sis. I'm going to meet Dad. It wasn't fun at all being looked after by you two, and I regret being born. And to you Rio. Sorry that I was unable to punch you in the face before I died.
"Hey. Stupid brother."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooo!"
"Shut up and get changed it's almost time for school."
"Why'd you wake me up! I was having the best dream! I dreamt that I was away from you and mum and heaven was within my grasp! But you... You ruined it! Arrghhhhhh! I'm so mad!"
"Anyways... you should hurry up. Rio's waiting for you, along with another girl." Yazuki said nonchalantly.
I immediately calmed down.
"Who's with her, Sis?" I asked.
"Some blond chick, who looks like she's had dog shit for breakfast."
Aina. It had to be. Why the hell was she here though? And why wasn't Rio in my bed this morning? Questions, so many questions.
I got changed and went downstairs, heading for the door. It opened before I reached the handle and Aina came barging in, knocking me to the ground. Behind Aina was Rio, who looked pissed and wouldn't look me in the eye.
"S-so...? What brings you here?"
"Don't give me that crap, you loser!" I've had enough of that bullshit attitude of yours!" Aina screamed, her face twisted with anger. "You need to learn how to treat a woman right!"
"She's really cute even when she's mad."
Shit. That slipped out.
"H-hold on! I didn't think I was saying that out loud! P-please forg-"
But Aina just stood there, blushing and shifting her legs.
"Y-you think so?"
Oh my god, that's adorable.
"Huh, where did Rio go?"
"Huh?"
Both of us stared in silence at the spot Rio had just occupied.
"God dammit! You were meant to apologise to that girl!" Aina shouted.
"What for?"
"Look, kid-"
"I'm older than you."
"That doesn't matter. You need to figure that out by yourself. Because the way to a Woman's heart is food!" Aina said triumphantly.
"You just stole that quote."
"Wha-?"
"And you got it wrong."
"Stupid Monkey, I can say whatever I like."
You sure don't look confident enough to say that right now.
It was about time to head out for school, so I got my bag and walked out the door, completely ignoring Aina.
It seemed her brain took a while to process what just happened, because when I was halfway down the road I was stopped.
"Don't run out on me!"
A few bystanders looked at me with disgust.
Oh great, a misunderstanding.
"You're not my girlfriend. And I was walking."
"You... Pervert!" Aina said as she dashed away.
How does that make me a pervert?