Dear Jesus,
I'm sure that I must have startled everyone in the Computer Lab with my high-pitched squeals and erratic bounces like an helium-filled balloon.
I felt like I could have flown to the moon like that weird children's rhyme that says, the cow jumped over the moon and the plate ran away with the spoon.
That's how happy and thankful I was.
Oh Jesus you are too much! Just too much! I love you so so so so so so so much. A bazillion so's cannot express how I feel about you.
My screen read:
Senior School Certificate Examination Board, West African Region.
We have received your complaint.
We apologize for any inconveniences that it caused you.
The board was scrutinizing the results for any errors and for proper confirmation.
We are pleased to announce that you have the best result in the whole of West Africa.
We would contact you soonest for further acknowledgement.
Attached below is your SSCE result. Once again, congratulations.