Ugly Douche Bag

It’s Havoc if you choose to say it… Or else it’s Nothing.. ~K mrudu

Gloria

Did I just get stood up again? Ugghh!! That man didn’t even let me say goodbye to Amy. I missed her so much and here she was standing on my doorstep out of nowhere!! But that Ugly Douche bag had to spoil all the fun. I wondered why he took off all of a sudden.

Anyways, who cares?? It was almost late and it would be difficult to drive to opposite side of the city at this time. I sighed and walked back to my bedroom where my colleagues slash friends were. They both were sprawled on my bed and were Netflixing some movie. From the looks on Jordan’s face it must be a Horror movie. Lucy was sitting across him on the bed.

They were so engrossed in the movie that they did not even realize someone was watching them. An evil thought crossed my mind.

I went to kitchen and applied ketchup on my hands. It felt gross at first, but I wanted to scare the hell out of those two. I spared my white tee which I was wearing. Duh! Whites are meant to be spotless!! I hope I don't ruin it in the process.

I applied a little more on my arms and a little here and there on my legs. I took the knife from the knife stand, applied some ketchup on that too and went to the living room.

I dimmed the living room lights and opened my apartment door a little. I screamed loud to grab their attention!

The shushed voices calling my name could be heard from the bedroom. I laughed in my head imagining both of their faces. The panic they must have felt!

I wanted to see some more of it so I acted out, "Help me, he is stabbing, somebody Help please!"

Standing midway in the living room I waited as their footsteps were approaching the dark living room.

I kept whining in pain till they faced a screaming, crying in her messy red haired me.

Lucy came forth, with her hands on her mouth. She was about to cry. I wanted to laugh after seeing her face! Jordan on the other hand started cursing. “What the fuck Gloria? Who in hell came in here?”

He started to kneel down but I stopped him. “No-no-no, Jordan. Go and catch that bastard. He-he-he ran away. I tried to stop him from coming inside then he threatened me with this knife.”

Pointing at the knife I mustered all the pain on my face for him to buy it. His face was priceless after seeing my bloodied palms!! Ohh I should have recorded it all.

Jordan got a hold of the knife and threw it aside. Lucy went to the kitchen for a glass of water for me. "I am going to kill that bastard. Why didn't you try to call us huh? Did you expect yourself to fight a Night Walker all by yourself huh Glo?" Jordan started to scold me as if I was at fault.

I gawked at him. "Is it my fault that the thief or whatever he was tried to sneak in after threatening me with a bloody knife??"

Lucy got so nervous chugged down the water which I was supposed to have. She started shaking her head after seeing the fake blood on my sides.

She collapsed on the floor and started apologizing. “I am so sorry Glo. It’s my fault. I was so into that movie. I didn’t hear you getting hurt by someone.”

She covered her mouth and started sobbing. I wanted to roll over my fake wound and laugh hard in their faces!! I kept moaning in pain and taking deep breaths.

Lucy took her phone and started dialing 911. Jordan stood up and was about to leave from the door but Lucy pointed out, “Hey Jordan, how come the pajamas look so good on her and look her tshirt is too white isn't it??”

That made him stop in his tracks. I was watching Lucy all the time. I couldn’t control the laughter and burst out right then and there.

How could they not see it before?? Jordan closed the door and started scolding me. “Hey it wasn’t funny ok? We both almost got a heart attack here.”

Lucy got down and smelled the red thing over my body. She turned to Jordan who was also kneeled down at the other side of me, “Yeah it’s definitely ketchup.”

They both stared down the other for some moments. Then suddenly I felt fingers on both of my sides. They were tickling me!! I tried to stop them but they continued the assault. To my final resort, I wiped my palm filled with ketchup on their faces.

I managed to stick some on Lucy’s lips. “Eww Glo, what the hell?? It’s so gross.” Even though she said it, she licked it off her lips!! Then she made a disgusted face and ran towards the bathroom.

I came out of my hysteria when Jordan stopped tickling me and stared at my stomach for some time.

I followed his trail and looked down on my stomach to find stains of ketchup all over my white t-shirt. My eyes widened. Karma is a bitch!!

I screamed once more, "Jordan what the heck?" I liked my whites to be spotless. But these two ruined it and now I won’t be able to remove the stains. I hit Jordan on his head. “Look what you did!” He stifled a laugh.

I hit him again and whined looking down at my t-shirt. Why?? Why the White out of all? “You better start running Mr. Hart. Because your ass is gonna get kicked.” Jordan quickly stood up and ran towards my bedroom.

I threw the first thing at him which I saw randomly. He yelped in pain and stopped for a moment. I caught him at the right time and jumped on his back. He was so tall and lean, but my small frame surprisingly managed to tackle him on the bed.

He hit me with a pillow and confronted, “Hey stop it, it wasn’t my fault you faked everything.” I grabbed another pillow and hit him in his head.

“You were not supposed to ruin my white t-shirt.” We both kept hitting each other till we heard Lucy coming inside. “Hey, you started the fight without me?” She said it in her puppy dog face.

Jordan was the first to ask her, “Wanna join?” Lucy ran up to the bed and snatched the pillow from Jordan’s hands and hit him square in his face! “Like hell I would miss it!”

We ended up removing all the cotton feathers from my pillows. After looking at the mess, we thought about calling it a day. The three of us ordered Pizza, Burgers, some Indian food and soft drinks. Jordan called it a night and left for his apartment. Lucy stayed at mine.

To be continued>>>>>>>>>>>>>

This chapter showed how Gloria started making friends. It was a basic prank but when it comes to friends basics of the things fly out of the room.

I didn't want my story to be just a romantic fantasy, I wanted to include friendship too.

Because the bond of friendship is the source to Happiness and Sanity!!

Do tell me what you think about it in the comments.

~K mrudu