Shipping Kakashi

It had been a normal day in the Hatake apartment. Kakashi had been reading his "novel". When a certain question popped up. "Hey, uncle Kakashi would you consider going out with Shizune?"

"You know I hardly know that women right", Kakashi asked? "And besides she isn't my type", Kakashi told her.

"So how about Anko is she your type", (y/n) asked? "After all most of them, women you have slept with have a decent-sized figure if you get what I mean. And I think Anko size is", (y/n) started before Kakashi covered her mouth.

"You know most daughters wouldn't just tell their dad a woman's size or know the chest size of the women he sleeps with", Kakashi asked?

"I just know. Because us ladies know things like that", (y/n) said. "So how about either Iruka or Yamoto-san", she then asked?

"Please tell me you didn't say you were going to pair me with two grown men", Kakashi asked now a bit worried?

"Yes, I mean Yamato use to look like a girl with his long hair but he had to cut it short. And Iruka is like a dad to Naruto like you are to Naruto too so why not. And you did save Yamato-san from Danzo so why shouldn't you", (y/n) said. "Since when did you care since you read your "novels" which have way worse", (y/n) added.

"As I said they are about the romance between a man and woman who love each other. They happen to be about them being straight and not being shipped with other men I have you know. But they just happen to have a few s*x scenes", Kakashi said with a straight face. (y/n) then covered her hand over her mouth trying not to laugh at what he just said with a straight face no less. But after a while, she couldn't hold it in a let out a laugh at how he could say it with a poker face.

"Okay what about with one of your students when they get to be legal age", she teased.

"WHAT THE HELL (y/n). Why and what is wrong with you?"

"Like you have a right to talk I bet your book series has far worse than that", (y/n) told him.

"(y/n) I love you but I really think I need to take you to see a therapist", Kakashi said while trying not to punch the wall.

"What is it so wrong for a daughter to imagine her single, attractive, father in a forbidden student-teacher readership with one of his student", (y/n) asked in a teasing voice. Adding in a few other words.

"Yes when all of them are around her age and how and where did you learn all those terms ", Kakashi asked now questioning (y/n) sanity.

"Because I have heard the women in the village call you those names", (y/n) said making Kakashi fall to the ground crying. He couldn't believe he was hearing his precious and innocent daughter use such words and talk like that. It made him feel guilty and question himself if he was a bad parent for making her hearing such things. It wasn't until later he found out (y/n) was just teasing him again.