Chapter 20: Blood, Bath, And Beyond

Date: 03-07-2000

Location: Detroit, Michigan

Meet Arnold he a sleeze bag scientist who is attempting to make a less aerodynamic ball which can travel farther and faster.

Aerodynamics is the study of forces and the resulting motion of objects through the air. Because aerodynamics involves both the motion of the object and the reaction of the air, there are several pages devoted to basic gas properties and how those properties change through the atmosphere.

Arnold didn't know anything about....well anything he is to wrapped up in the labs new assistant, Rebecca, little did he know that Rebecca was really the company's CEO in disguise for a TV show called "UNDER C0VER CE0". Arnold started to hit on the new assistant and started to verbally harass her by cat calling, flirting, and straight up say "your ass is fine, sugar".

EEOC guidelines define sexual harassment as unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature when: Submission to such conduct is a term or condition of an individual's employment. The requirement may be stated outright or may be implicit, or implied.

Rebecca was in the middle of cleaning up when Arnold went over to her and started to harass her having enough she turns around and slaps him right in the face and Arnold being Arnold did not take this well he tried to hit her back but she doges his hit and he punches a button on the wall and seconds after he hit the button he was dead. The button that he hit was a start machine for the new ball he was working on the machine launched the ball to Arnold's chest going through his sternum causing the ball to got into his heart, destroying it killing him.

Way To Die #706: Aero-DIE-namic

Date: 12-25-2000

Location: Moorhead, Minnesota

Christmas time a time to bee with the family and celebrate but not for Todd oh no, Todd Farley is a grump who hates Christmas so much so that he throws rotten fruit at Christmas carolers. Recently the town has put up a big Christmas tree and guess who hates it?...you guessed it, Todd, after the tree was thrown up Todd was in the worst mood of his life then eventually he go an idea. He will sneak into the town center and burn the tree down, immediately he starts making a molotov by using gun powder. It was now 4 in morning and Todd made his move he heads down to the tree grabbed out his molotov and lit it he was about to throw when it blew up. He took to long to throw the damn thing and he had the fuse to short.

First thing that would happen glass shards would enter into his body causing blood loss second he got gun powder on himself so when the molotov erupted the fire got onto him causing 3rd degree burns and practically frying his brain.

Todd was a grump that hated Christmas but this night something changed this time he finally lightened up.

Way To Die #12: Scrooged

Date: 03-07-2000

Location: St Louis. MI

Jules Canterbury is a full blow "man"of God who "wants" everyone on the earth to get the word of Jesus, but here's the thing, Jules is a con artist who doesn't even want anything to do with God. He is just a man who is bring payed by the church to go door to door and get people to pay for the construction of a new church, but Jules isn't giving the money to the church he is pocketing the money for himself by the end of the week Jules has pocketed more than $2,000 dollars. He is sitting back enjoying his money when the priest and a police officer showed up at his door and started knocking, Jules quickly took all the money down to his basement unknowingly to him he has dropped a $100 bill he stashes the money in a empty dryer and starts to dead back upstairs when he slipped on the $100 bill and started to fall down the stairs, breaking his arm, legs, back and finally cracking his skull. The police officer and the priest go into Jules's house and looked down his basement "may the mighty father have mercy on your soul" the priest says as the officer calls for back up.

Way To Die #666: Father, Son, and...HOLY SHIT

Date: 06-16-2009

Location: Omaha, Nebraska

Ahhhh the start of Summer what better way to celebrate than to pull up to your homies crib with a truck full of car batteries, chains, and a work case. Meet Toney he is here at his friend Dave's house to attempt and "fix" the 2009 Ford F1-50 he stole from his mom. "Yo Dave" Tony says "Tony i am tired of seeing your moms truck in my driveway" Dave states "don't worry after today it will be gone" Tony tells Dave "it better be" and with that he went inside. "Allright time to get to W0RK" Tony says he sets everything up and starts to use the chain to get the motor out of the truck, his plan was to sell the motor for parts, he hooked the chain up to the machine and started to lift the motor sadly for Tony the chain that was holding the motor was made in a cheap factory in China. Tony was faced around on his phone getting the offer of his life if he could sell this motor he will be set, after the machine pulled the motor out...the chain...snapped sending a jagged sharp metal end to go right into Tony's neck and  decapitated him.

A sharp edge flying at you at 40 Miles Per Hour will cut through all you tissue and will be strong enough to Crack right through your bone.

Tony was a heartless bastard who stole a truck from his mom and sell it for parts but God put an end to his wickedness, heads up...Tony.

Way To Die #297: Chain Banged

Date: 02-28-2020

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

My Hero Academia: Hero's rising made more than 28.7 million dollars in the box office, and it also made "mega fans" meet Dan Thomas or his hero name "Ryūketsu" is a mega BNHA fan that is inside a large fan club in Las Vegas. They are a group of nerds and fat neck beards that are either real fans or are just horny for some of the characters, Dan is what we will call a complete psychopath, he will send letter after letter to to company that makes the show and will stalk all the voice actors on social media. Dan also believes he has a quirk, his quirk: flying and mind control, today the fan club heads on a rooftop to do some hero posing. When they see a group of men bullying a homeless guy on street all of them decide to start yelling at them tho stop but one hero decides to test his quirk and save the homeless man, "I'll save you" Dan yells as he runs and jumps off the roof top unfortunately he doesn't have a quirk.🙃

He is flying towards the ground from a 25 story building and is going around 30 to 35 miles an hour, once he hits the ground he will die from his skull being broke open and his brain spilling out into the street.

There is a word in japanese for people like Dan "Baka" and there is another word for someone like Dan "dead".

Way To Die #54: Detroit Smashed

Date: 05-21-2013

Location: Bob's Grocery Store, Idaho

Here is a lesson to all of you children "don't do drugs"

Meet Adrian a low life drug addicted high school drop out. He started to sell drugs behind the store to the employees of the Grocery store, he has everything from Marijuana to straight up Heroin. He gets payed to dollar for what he does.

Like any other business, drug dealers make a profit by charging more for their product than what they paid for it. What that means is the more they charge, the more they make. And what users can often find is that they need to resort to robbery, theft and housebreakings to fund their habit and get the money needed.

Today Adrian broke the main code of drug dealing "don't get high off your own supply" he took 2 doses of heroin and went on a full bazurk he acted like a wolf outside and crawled inside the store and started trashing the aisle. He tried to knock down a aisle by jumping on it only for it to fall back on him crushing him causing his rips to stab into his organs causing internal bleeding.

Adrian was a low life that lived for the high life but eventually his high life turned into a...dead one.

Way To Die #821: Drug-ged to Hell

Date: 08-12-2000

Location: Manhattan, NY

David Sadusky is a drunk driver who has been jailed for manslaughter and a DUI. He had just been released and is returning to his old drunken ways (ie, drunk driving). He shouldn't even be behind the wheel, but now he's drunk. After blasting Five Finger Death Punch, David is ready to hit the car at the highest possible speed, but the semi in front of him has other plans. The Semi slammed on his brakes after a deer has wandered onto the street. If David had been fully vigilant, he would have seen the big truck taking breaks. David, still driving at a top speed of 110 mph, slipped under the semi and got the top of his car and head cut off. The rest of the car and the rest of his body went off the bridge and into the water.

Way To Die #220: Semi-cide Pt 2- Drunk Junk

Date: 07-04-2015

Location: Birmingham, AL

Meet Kyle Gray, father of four and an alcoholic of his own. Kyle will go out of his way for a beer and do whatever he can to make sure his children's lives are hell. One day Kyle is drunk and sees a hornet's nest in a tree in the back yard. Kyle grabs his eldest son, Lenny, and walks into the back yard. Kyle tells Lenny to go up the tree and bring down the hornet's nest. Lenny Bieng Smart said "no" to his father. the obviously angery Kyle, so he hits Lenny and starts climbing the tree himself. Once at the top, Kyle reaches for the hornet's nest before a horde of wasps came out and attacked Kyle. Kyle was startled and fell from the tree, knocking down every branch. He died of a variety of stab wounds and a cracked skull and spine.

Way To Die #21: Branched Out

Death Counter: 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻 8 Dead Mother Fuckers.

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