Flowery Bastard Winning at Life

Flowery Bastard Winning at Life

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Author: TurkishJesus
4.48
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Man reincarnated in DxD as Merlin's descendent.



"What do you mean original Merlin was a respectable wizard?!" Merlin said as he took a puff out of his Divine Blunt.



Infrequent Updates since I am writing as inspiration comes.



















7(?) Girls Harem(One for each day!), Non-Violent MC, OP Powers, Essence CYOA, What Romance?.

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amaturewriter
amaturewriter

Damn sad. the idea is dope, the character has everything to be dope, unexplored characters are used, and even races, power is cool but its all shitty CD, WD, and any and all relationships are just passed of as plot and wish ability and not build in the slightest. the first love interest just has *** with the MC in less than an hr of meeting. The world isnt explored. characters like morgan and authur are here, fae's, like shit, its new so nice, very nice...but isnt explored. just mentioned, theres more focus on the ***....literally [ unless changed ]. the characters meet, oh u are merlin incarnation I trust, i fk u, have everything [ the MC has a ' protag ability ' and thats exactly why its shitty CD ] the MC has zero CD or development and just a bland collector. damn sad it smut, and badly done that. it was dope in the start

4 years ago
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TurkishJesus
TurkishJesus

I honestly don't know what to say about this book, I planned how it would go, some things have changed from my initial plan some things have not but the ending have always been the same. Don't expect your usual DxD SI starter pack. Also leave your sanity behind while reading, I know I did when writing this. Later half of the story was not the same as it was in the beginning, well, the logical explanation was that Merlin stopped smoking weed and calmed down but meh... Anyway despite all things this book is better than my last one, I am not going to talk about my lack of experience (I have how many books now?) I have been writing for nearly a year now and even with my current quality it is an improvement.

4 years ago
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RedCommissar
RedCommissar

I do not know how to describe this book, the best way I can put it is that it is just pure glorious chaos. At first I thought the craziest thing the author could do was to sneak into heaven to grow the most powerful holy cannabis that could knock out an ultimate class devil. But it seems like I was wrong, the next two chapters was basically him crashing a magic car into a building grabbing a British dragon and saying we're going on the quest for the Holy Grail, with him finishing the quest by T posing and praising the Sun. If that does not convince you to read this book I do not know what will.

4 years ago
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RUFFI
RUFFI

The author has ruined the whole world! Why did the author choose the DXD world for fanfiction? The first rule of the world of the harem genre is that only the main character must have a harem !! If someone other than the main character has a harem, it's that the main character's harem is not special! The second rule of the world with the harem genre is that all the most beautiful girls with a great and good storyline should be in the main character's harem !! The third rule of the world with the harem genre is that the main character should not give away waifu or develop a waifu relationship with secondary characters !! Author why did you choose this world if you ruined everything !! You showed us a lot of beautiful girls and gave them to others, you made Issei a girl why? You haven't changed anything anyway! Etc! Translated by Google translate

4 years ago
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AllFiction
AllFiction

The work started off interesting, but chapter 30 ruined it completely. The main character himself said that there was no reason to hate Rias, since he hadn't even met her yet, much less hated her before entering the universe of DxD. But now, with no real reason, he goes to the female version of Issei and just says, "I'm giving you a dick, and I need you to seduce a certain girl. Her name is Rias Gremory.". Being 100% honest here, this ruined the work for me. I wish everyone willing to continue a good read.

4 years ago
24
Areize
Areize

this was good at the start when the MC was using his brain and wasn't op but then everything went downhill after the MC gets power the story finish but the author keeps writing for the sake of writing and not even good things it started with memes which I'm not gonna lie was funny at the start but he made his MC addicted to drugs brain dead too much 4th wall breaking without reason trash excuses for not going after good females and doing disgusting things like futa female Issei gender ending characters without reason outside of garbage then the clishe stuff like going for Gabriel the story is now worse than trash my conclusion don't read this I dropped it and went back twice now and it's still the same trash

4 years ago
14
Antigonus_99
Antigonus_99

giving five stars....... I had read your other works. don't rush to finish this none like your other fanfictions.........! btw is this one multiversal or solely on DXD???

4 years ago
12
The_Sheep
The_Sheep

The story is good, the writing is good too, I hope he goes to other worlds, imagine him meeting Merlin from the world of Fate, and the two decide to troll around the world, Fou would go crazy with two Merlin's haha

4 years ago
6
Gilgamesh_Of_Uruk
Gilgamesh_Of_Uruk

Mongrel ..... That was ... No ... Just No... Words Cannot Communicate This King's Fury At This Moment, So this king will use an image:

4 years ago
5
onion_ninja
onion_ninja

Dude i'm here for holy blunts so make more chapters involving them plis!!!

4 years ago
5
WhAaReYoUGaY
WhAaReYoUGaY

i trust this author he did funny and enjoyable works[img=recommend][img=recommend][img=recommend][img=recommend][img=recommend][img=recommend]

4 years ago
5
Darin4
Darin4

Just don't add a bitch or slut in your harem and i won't change my rate. Also, Don't be hasty and always take the readers suggestions into consideration. Goodluck and have a nice day.

4 years ago
5
Fellbane
Fellbane

Not a lot of words needed here. The novel is lighthearted, the MC is likeable, The powers are original and stronk, there is some smut, the author isn’t afraid to **** the canon and the novel overall is fucking hilarious! All in all it’s a lot of fun to read and you won’t regret it. I wonder if there is a reason why the webnovel app changes the text to caps every time you delete a character?

4 years ago
4
Maecain
Maecain

it was cool. i laughed hard on it. many things weren't explored, only mentioned. grammar side wasn't terrible like many MT fics on this site, yet it could get some help. all in all, anyone should read it.

3 years ago
3
Zimrence
Zimrence

Reveal Spoiler

4 years ago
3