The big banana

The metallix pirates were sighted arriving at the crime island or Harambolo reported the world news, thousands of people across the world were afraid of this as they'd been brainwashed by the governments bullshit.

Other pirate crews were frowning at this information, how the fuck are they meant to top what Bellamy did?!?! Even he didn't know how to commit a more hilari—- heinous act.

Three pirate groups in particular were focused on the info about the metallix pirates. The first being Jewellery Bonney the glutton, she had just left Barak before Bellamy arrived and committed his crimes. She sighed in relief feeling that she dodged a bullet, she's a damn princess of the Sorbet Kingdom so she knows what a bounty like Bellamy's means.

He has advanced haki which even the marines have struggled immensely to learn. The question was what he possessed? Bellamy has been able to wreak havoc wherever he goes by hitting the government where it hurts, perhaps he has precognition like madam sharyly or other soothsayers.

He's also shown capability in advanced armament because he damaged Garp, so he either learned ryou from a wano countrymen or tsuru taught him her internal destruction. Projecting haki and being able to use it offensively are two different things. Bellamy definitely has the conqueror haki because all he has done is conquer places since he appeared.

At least he didn't destroy Barak, a sea food heaven for gluttons like Bonney. This has renewed her resolve to master haki, freaks like Bellamy will appear all over the new world.

On the second crews ship the straw hats are recovering from being frozen alive by admiral aokiji. Luffy was amazed at his "shishou's" pirating prowess. The rest of the crew were terrified as they felt that luffy may have pissed him off and he would crush them. Even zoro felt it was better to backdown than provoke Bellamy right now. Sanji didn't give a shit and declared he would crush Bellamy for having a harem. Tch soyboy bitch.

The third ship had a similar reaction to the first, Capone bege leader of the tank pirates had just left Harambolo himself after making some deals for his familia. He wished to compete for the big banana position but he had nothing to his name as of yet so he would receive no votes!

He's mildly worried about what would happen to the crime hub with Bellamy present. He needs to get to the new world to bolster his forces, the underworld may be about to go under some drastic changes.

In the new world the yonkou had their own share of reactions. Whitebeard and Kaido were drinking themselves silly in celebration at all those pricks suffering. They both actually paid a pretty berri to get their hands on some of the photos from the crime scenes.

Morgan's had snapped photos of the dragon being eaten and the initial assault on sengoku before the Okama turned on him. Marinefords and mariejois den den mushis caught footage of what happened to sakazuki and Magellan.

As for shanks and doflamingo? Well the basket was photographed and shared around the world. Several men invested in developing the gift basket which they proceeded to handover to their ex's. Shanks crew had also taken photos of what happened, they'd never seen a man used as a dildo before, it was weird watching him try and burst out of their kicking and screaming. Is that how a baby would feel? The red hair pirates were drunk at the time so they can't recall the entire show and the pictures made them throw up.

Whilst whitebeard and kaido partied, big mom was stroking the photos of her "first time" with her new man. He was always a cutie when he sailed with Rodger now that she recalls. Just thinking about shanks caused big mom to release an aura like hisoka when he thinks about Gon. All her sons on the crew haven't left the bathroom, projectile vomit has become the norm for anyone who saw the photos of their mother.

Her daughters are either blushing or pale as a sheet. When they first got their hands on the photos Katakuri screamed not to look at them before throwing up. In curiosity they had to see what could break their big perfect brother.

Shanks on the other hand was stabbing a photo of Bellamy with Gryphon. "when I find this little shit I'm going to shove him up a whales ass so he can learn how it feels!!" He bellowed whilst his crew laughed, they were either laughing at him or laughing about the implication of what is too come. Though personally I feel that if shanks were to try Bellamys response would he "so you wanted a round 2?" And would somehow get him in an even worse situation.

The metallix pirates have finished dressing in their mafioso attire, Bellamy stood at the height of an admiral which is about ten feet tall. He towers over most of the girls in the crew, Lily and Quetzalcoatl don't really have that issue though as they're rather tall. The first because she just lowers her devil fruit power and the second because she's just eight feet tall naturally. Zoan devils fruit help body development. All the female zoan users have large bodies barr the tontatta because of their size.

The crew was decked out in a mix of black suits and dresses but some of them adopted different styles such as a Japanese yukata. Different cultures have different crime families.

Bellamy was grinning madly as he leapt off the ship and began bouncing through the city manically. The sound of his springs boinging freaked the monkey haired residents out, most of them pulled a gun on reflex to look around. Bellamy inspected all the people with hair like Lupin the third.

The girls scattered to go about their tasks and hobbies. You know? Expanding their information network, buying and selling wares, beating up annoyances, inspecting the local architecture.

Bellamy was enjoying the parkour he was doing whilst heading to the centre of the island. There is a giant building resembling a coconut where the major players in the different crime families are holding their meeting to decide who the new big banana is.

The big banana is essentially going to be the new godfather of the underworld, the boss of bosses, the king of killers , the finest of gentleman. That is the big banana, so when all these soft spoken guys and gals crowd around a big table in a dim room people want to know what is going on.

As the heads of each family were discussing and debating while puffing their cigars they failed to notice the panic of their subordinates who just radio'd in about Bellamy making a beeline to the coconut.

A woman with purple hair styled into a loose whirl atop her head similarly to trish una looked up while exhaling the smoke from her cigarette. "We have incoming" she calmly spoke drawing all the dons attention to her.

As they were about to question her the ceiling blew to bits and something slammed into the centre of the table causing a mass rumble to echo out. Did kaido jump off another sky island thought some of the older gentlemen, they did not want to have to deal with the strongest creature.

The dust caused by the impact began to disperse and a tall man dressed in a dark two piece suit. The draft from the new hole in the ceiling caused his hair to curl slightly. One of the enforcers in the background pointed his gun at the intruder.

"Who the hell are you!! What do you want with the syndicate!!" He screamed.

The man who crashed into the meeting suddenly took a dramatic step forward which made his body look boldly defined. All eyes in the room couldn't help but be drawn towards his visage.

The blond man reached up to his chest and pulled the centre buttons apart displaying a bit of his chiselled physique. As he began to speak the dons could have sworn they heard and elegant piano accompaniment alongside the mans speech.

"My name is Belo Bellamy and I have a dream! To become a Gangstar!

I plan to take over all the families and remove all those who would sell drugs to children and delve into slavery!

The mafia has always stepped into protect its people when the government fails or neglects to do so hence the people have their respect and adoration.

The government now however can not be trusted! They take our people and force themselves upon them! They take their hard earned cash and throw it in their faces, they poison those who wish to progress and improve the quality of life and kill any who get in their way. This cannot be tolerated

So I come to you and say to join me, come under my banner and protect your people like you've always done."

His words were smooth and had everybody on edge, when he spoke to them he was bathed in a golden wind and accompanied by the most beautiful piano recital they'd ever heard. All their smoking tools dropped to the ground.

One by one the leaders for the criminal as if brainwashed walked towards Bellamy and kneeled before kissing his hand. Bellamy has now been crowned "the big banana!"

Bellamy just thought "holy shit this was easy, I tapped into the power of Passione! And now I can control the under world. First order of business is fuck with doffy chan."