The pretty young girl who also knows how to fight bears.

"Ploc, ploc, ploc, my little hotel and its mattress full of water that was so much fun...

Outch, muu, why did she hit me on the head?

... Why are you slapping me, girl with the dirty tongue? It's not because I'm prettier than you that your jealousy gives you the right to beat an innocent little girl."

The girl with the dirty tongue knows that I'm telling the truth, yet she squints her weasel eyes and brings her big head towards me.

"That you are annoying. Little head, give me the name of your hotel, I will not keep you forever here. Your mom and dad must be crazy about worries so you have to go back as soon as possible."

Jealousy gets people to do a lot of nonsense, doesn't it Mister who stinks?

"I have no hotel but, I have a plush friend, huhuhu, outch. You're not very friendly, are you? No, no, don't pull my cute little nose, Lara surrenders. Lara will talk. I had one with a mattress full of water who was making strange noises, some kind of (phew, phew) when me and Mister who stinks were bouncing on it, huhuhu. No hit, No hit, young girl with the dirty tongue...

... My lovely Mommy and dad have a house in the village of Bravaly. It's all green and very pretty but there is no cow and I have not seen horses either, huuum, the more I think about it, the strange it seems to me. What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Cows in Beverly Hills? Forget that, little ass. Do you know your mom's or your dad's number so that one of them will pick you up?"

I do not quite understand his reaction with the cows? Maybe she is an unemployed peasant girl?

Anyway, even if she is pretty, this girl with the dirty tongue is a little too violent. I guess a camper has to know how to fight against animals that live in the wild.

Oh, how I would love to see her fight a bear.

"No blows, girl who fights against bears. Yes both but I would prefer that it's my lovely Mommy come. Mommy and I love each other very hard and, kyaaa, no hit. I will speak, I will speak. Here, I'll write you her phone number. It will take a little time to come because she did not come on a trip with us but the main thing is that she comes, is not it? Outch, my head is not your boxing bag, you brute."

"Have you ever been told that you deserve slaps? Give me your father's number and write me his name so that I know who I am talking to."

Number and name of the idiot, eh, it bothers me a little bit, but... I stretch out the paper with my left hand, while covering my head with my right hand to avoid any possible blow from this violent girl.

"Huhu, number et name, miss who kicks bears' buttocks."

"Let me see that. So will I speak to Mister Idiot? Small head, I pity your parents. Yes, very sincerely, I pity them. Write your father's name, his true one name, otherwise I'll hit you."

He would have recognized himself and that's the main thing.

After tearing the paper from my cute little fingers, the bear-fighting girl stands up and quickly moves away from me.

I wonder if I smell bad? Mister who stinks, please confirm.

Like a rose? Oooh, you're a teddy bear who knows how to talk to little girls, my dear Mister who stinks.

"Where are you going? Wait for me bears-fighting girl, do not leave me alone. I do not even know your name."

"My name is Maï. Wait wisely here. I do not have the phone, so I will call from my neighbors home but they consume prohibited products and very dangerous for little girls. I do not want you to see that, understand?"

Drug? Mommy warned me against drug addicts. I promised never to approach these dangerous wastes of human society.

"I promise and mister who stinks also promises. We will both be very wise. Look at Maï, to say that he promises, Mister who stink lifts his paw."

"Mister who ... Pfiouuu, your brain is a bit ravaged. I'm coming back very quickly. Lock as soon as I went out and not open at anyone outside me. See you soon."

(Clik, clak)

"Door lock and now what are we doing, Mister who stinks? You want a song? No, not now? I understand you, myself I do not really want to. When I breathe, I feel my own foul smell and I am really ashamed of myself. We are Mister and Madam who stinks, now. Have you noticed? Maï plays the naughty girls, but she cares a lot about us in reality. Yes, you're right Mister who stinks, it's a nice girl even if sometimes she misses a little patience...

...I really wonder how a barely adult girl can live in such conditions, not you Mister who stinks? How do I know she's still very young? You should be a little more observant Mister who stinks. Bring your ear close to my mouth, I'll tell you quietly. Maï has almost no breasts. To tell you the truth, I thought everyone lived like us and that the movies on TV were jokes. It's not very good for her health here. Look, there is a hole in this wall and moldy is here and there. Do you think we could adopt her? How much does a lawyer cost? As if I knew that kind of thing Mister who stinks. Shut up, there's noise in the hallway."

"Small head, you open me, I me freeze them in the hallway. It's full of draft."

I'm going to ask her quickly. the question.

(Clik Clak)

"How much does a lawyer cost?"

"For your information, your father will be here in less than thirty minutes. There is expensive lawyers and some are cheap, why?"

I do not know why but even if she doesn't have breasts, this brutal young woman inspires my confidence.

"I want to adopt you. Outch, muu, why are you hitting my head again?"

"Lara Eve is that? Listen to me. I'm seventeen and it's a bit late to adopt me. How old are you, six years, seven years? You will not be able to adopt me at your age and your parents will not agree. But here's a kisses for having this nice idea. Although you expressed it very clumsily, I am sure, that you were full of good intentions and that it came from the bottom of your heart."

I like kisses very much

however,

I can not adopt it then?

"Then become my friend, take me camping, teach me how to fight bears, make my mommy discover that it is possible to eat with your fingers and stay with me, but no more slap on my head."

I'm very serious and yet this girl with a boy's body is laughing. That's not very nice.

"Find friends of your age, you will see it will be more pleasant, small head. You know, you can not decide alone, you have parents who make these kinds of decisions. Tell me, do you feel so lonely that you do not want to leave a girl you just met?"

Oh, this question is not a bad question.

If we take into account that the only people who compose my universe are my mommy, Sally and the idiot, then I guess sometimes I feel a little lonely.

No mister who stincks, I do not forget you, but you are in our dimension just at us so it's not the same.

"A little, sometimes. So become my sister of blood like in the TV show."

"Small head, soon you will go back to your city and I live here. I sincerely love you very much. You are annoying but you are very cute and you have a good heart but you must understand that it is impossible. your eyes start to close on their own, go rest on my mattress."

Hum, However this gray thing looks dirtier than an old dish towel.

(Sniff, sniff)

Ugh, it smells weird this stuffed rag.

I will not give up despite what you say. It seems I'm stubborn and I'm going to prove it tonight.

"Okay, but first, give a kiss to the buttocks to mister who stincks, huhuhu."