Rebirth, capricious mode
I've been here for some time and since then, I have often tried various experiments that that have never produced any concrete results.
Five months ago I wanted to use the spell (Fly) by jumping off the garage roof, but it didn't work and I broke my wrist.
I tried to manipulate the fire but my hand is not made for that and I won't elaborate on it.
Three years ago, I mixed various cleaning products to see if I had any alchemy skills and again, the result was disappointing.
I was hospitalized for three days for inhalation of toxic products.
Following this and many other stupidities my desperate parents decided to refer me to a child psychologist.
After just a few basic questions, the man without imagination concludes our appointment with a simple sentence.
Pupupu! 150 dollars to hear such nonsense. I hope for their bank account that my parents don't send me there too often.
Speaking of my parents, I'm in love with my mom. Abby, 30 years old, blonde like me, blue eyes, like me, little nose, like me, pretty lips, just like me. Abby is the same as me but in older age.
The other one is the one who serves as my father. I don't like him. As soon as I saw him, I couldn't stand him. A sort of a very tall, brown aged 34 year and an idiot.
Hi, I am Lara and I am 6 years old.
It's nice of you to come and take a little tour in my life but, pupupu, Mr Delet and Mr Junior_Cruz_7295, these are not compliments that please Lara. what's that long thing that serves as a name for Mister no nice? Junior_Cruz_7295, Junior_Cruz_7295, fufufu, it looks like a brand of soda that doesn't taste good. You Mister Delet: Idiot! Nothing more to say. So after having made a big hug brear to Bluesqua who is the only friend of the children here, me and Mister who stinks, we're leaving. Even if some don't deserve it, full of drooling kisses to all three of them. Lara
Your new version is much better and thank you for correcting the mistakes yourself because checking your chapters was boring me. Funny, Lara is even cuter . Good luck to you.
I discovered you on another website through our mutual friend and I must say that although you are an obnoxious little girl, following your story is very entertaining. A little support for a Lara who doesn't deserve it.
Read it....................................................... .................................................................. .................................................................. Unless you're an idiot that likes broccoli...
dang this is by far the funniest book I have read on this app all the knicknames the MC gives everything is so funny especially her Teddy bear reading the book doesn't feel rushed either helping you enjoy the funny moments without being ushered off too quickly unable to laugh at her antics
OMFG this is incredibly hilarious. I laughed a lot in each chapter. I love how is write the story, you really feel that you're in a child's mind and that's really good. The MC could be a headache IRL, but here? She's a comedy goddess.
An adorable little girl that no one would wand at home. I think that's how I can describe little Lara. Between her irritating songs, her teddy bear with an improbable name and the way she talks to adults, she's a very rude child that I love to hate.
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