My pretty Claudia and the nasty Madam canteen.

"Quack-Quack, huhuhu. What did you say, Mister who stinks? Oh, sometimes I think you're really, really mean, you know. No, I don't think Mister not vey smart is a little slow-witted. Look at him sigh all the time, he's just an old man who's too tired to wear his big buttocks."

Exhausted by the most difficult morning he's had since he started teaching, as the words of the evil goblin reach his ears on the lookout for any new nonsense his charming little students might commit, Mister Decker sighs for the umpteenth time.

His hand still in the air, unable to continue his daily lesson, facing the evil goblin who now runs through the classroom, while he is ready to surrender, the ringing of the lunch break comes to free him from his 6-year-old executioner.

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At John M. Marshall Middle School, the rumor that a goblin was infiltrated the place this morning, spread very quickly and at 12h30pm, when an adorable little blond elf comes to the cafeteria surrounded by several other girls of 6th grade, innumerable (kyaaa) very stidents of girls between 11 and 14 resonate in this space already very noisy.

"She's really beautiful, it's amazing. A true miniature supermodel."

"Yes, but she is very small. How old can she be."

"I was told she is six, you imagine."

"Even if she is very beautiful, at least that one will not be a threat. She will not try to steal my Tyson, not like some Sally Paterson. What a plague, that one."

"Imagine that she does, pfu. Shame on you."

"Do not make fun of her. Do not look at me like that, I'm very serious. If she hears you you could be in very big trouble. I heard the secretaries talking about this little girl in the director's office. She is the daughter of businessman Derek Prescott and so is Senator Prescott's granddaughter."

"No, so her mother is..."

"Yes, her mother is the one you think, but according to my parents, she never got along very well with her family and she spent her youth in schools in England."

"That's why this little girl is so beautiful. Girls from Northern Europe are renowned for being the most beautiful women in the world. Shut up, she's coming."

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Huhuhu, it's the paradise for bear hugs and kisses, here. Covered with love and pampered by all these big sisters, I'm happier than ever. Ho, another big wet kiss on my cheek. If they continue, I'm going purr like a kitten.

Hu? This self-service is way too high for my little hands.

You've seen Mister who stinks. It must be people not very interested in the welfare of little children who built this big place.

"Excuse me, Madam canteen, but I'm too small to catch a tray."

"I'm taking care of my little Lara. I will come back for mine afterwards. Tell me what you want to eat it will be easier this way."

Oh, what an lovely big sister. It's name is Claudia, I think. Although she's not the smartest big sister, she is really adorable with me.

Mister who stinks, would you be a nice enough teddy bear to accept to share me with a new friend?

What? I'll ask you to stop grunting all the time. What a bad temper you have. I guess coming to school doesn't help your already mouldy behaviour, Mister who stinks.

Um, I have a good idea, just to annoy you! I didn't succeed with Maï but I'm going to ask Mommy to adopt Claudia. I'm going to proceed gently so as not to frighten my future big sister.

"Claudia, Claudia, Claudia, will you want to come to my home after school? I would very much like to introduce you to my bedroom and my lovely Mommy will be very happy to meet you."

Oooh, what a nice smile. She looks very happy for my request.

"Of course my little Lara, with pleasure but, where do you live? It will certainly be a lot of fun to come and say hello to your bedroom but, I will have to warn my parents?"

Did Mommy plan that soon I would meet pretty Claudia?

"I know, I know. My lovely mommy gave it to me when I got back from Los Angeles. It is an object to fight against all the vicissitudes of Lara, she said. For your return to your house, I have a nice car only to me who can drive you back."

Mister who stinks, you've seen how her pretty eyes shine when she watches the object to fight against all the vicissitudes of Lara?

Have I inherited a great treasure without even knowing it?

"Do you have a cell phone at 6 years? And me who begs every day my parents to give me one. I will call my father to his job as soon as we have filled your tray."

After Mommy and Maï, Claudia is the nicest girl I've ever met. Yes, Claudia is like a strawberry on a whipped cream cake: Once someone has tasted her, they can't do without her.

(Sniff, sniff)

Ugh, what a horror! It smells like when the idiot takes his socks off when he watches TV.

You say it's rat meat, Mister who stinks. Wait, I'll ask the question to Madam canteen.

"Madam canteen, this rat meat is really very ugly and on top of that, it doesn't look very fresh to me. I want another piece and while I think about it I want cooked carrots. It's not that I'm difficult, no, no, no, but, the carrots green gives me diarrhea and since Sally didn't put a panties in my schoolbag, a little accident would be problematic."

Why is everyone laughing? Have they never had a little accident?

Why Madame canteen gives me a piece more of the same ugly meat with this annoyed expression.

"Eat that, tiny girl and maybe when you wake up tomorrow you won't be a dwarf anymore."

Why is she talking to me so badly?

I did not do anything wrong.

It's so cruel.

What a nasty woman.

This Madam ugly who is anything but a friend to little girls really gets on my nerves.

Mister who stinks, are you ready to fight?

Perfect! Let's show this Madam nasty that even children can show their teeth when a big woman barks at them.

"Wuwuwu, I'm going to tell my Mommy that you're mean to me and, and, wuwuwu, my lovely Mommy will punish you, big ugly canteen."