Bored

Hiro watched as Ichigo fought Grimmjow and beat him in a 3 episode fight. Kinda long to be honest, Ichigo should've just beat him right away, well the fight in real life was like 5 minutes so, it wasn't too bad.

Then the anime went and decided that right now, during this Arc, was the perfect time for a 22 episode filler arc about some retarded Captain, it even had Ichigo in it. Like, he was in Hueco Mundo, not Soul Society.

Ugh.

Great anime, terrible pacing.

Like seriously, who the fuck decided that was a good idea. It shattered any momentum the Hueco Mundo arc had. Unreal.

Anyway!

Hiro watched Grimmjow collapse and Ichigo come back. Nel and Yami was laying on Hiro's shoulders and Ichigo picked up Orihime before they flashed to the bottom. Grimmjow got up and Hiro walked over saying "Hey, just relax. If you die can you fight again? Maybe against other ghosts."

He punched Grimmjow in the stomach and watched him keel over, Hiro picked him up under his arm and tiled his head, dodging a sword shaped like an '8'. Hiro said "Did you just attack me?" he turned his head slowly and his face became emotionless as he looked at Nnoitra saying "Eh?"

An Immense killing intent flooded out and smashed against Nnoitra, making his soul shake with fear. Hiro did a 180 and said "Nel, you can beat the shit out of this guy right?" Nel was shaking in fear and Hiro said "A simple solution to a tough problem! Illusions!"

He snapped his finger and put Nel down before grabbing Ichigo and jumping away as Nell exploded into pink mist.

Ichigo said "What's going on, Hiro?!" Hiro replied "You see, Nel was an Espada before, but she lost her memories after she was attacked by this guy and another guy. She turned into a child and the two brothers are her Fraccion, I'm pretty sure she was a Vasto Lorde before turning into an Arrancar."

Ichigo and Orihijme were stunned, Yami looked at them and offered some candy, saying "Daddy made a new candy." he showed them a heart gummy candy and said "Eat it." Ichigo ate the candy and his wounds started healing.

Hiro watched as the adult Nel started fighting Ichigo.

Hiro put Ichigo and Orihime down, keeping Grimmjow on his back as he backed away from the two. Hiro suddenly said "Yami." Yami jumped off Hiro's shoulder and blurred as he swept his sword out. A headless man appeared and fell to the ground.

Yami returned to Hiro's shoulder and continued eating candies.

Nel beat the shit out of Noitra and was about to kill him when she poofed back into a child. Hiro flashed and grabbed her before flashing back and saying "Now too bad, Nel!" Nell was confused as to why she turned back into a child and Nnoitra grinded his teeth in anger, shooting towards Hiro.

Hiro grinned and said "Now you're finished." Nnoitra was blocked by a jagged sword and a man appeared saying "Taking a joy ride, Hiro?" Hiro chuckled and replied "Leaving them for you, if I kill them all wouldn't you have come for nothing?"

Zaraki chuckled and said "What a joke." Yachiru jumped at Yami with her arms open wide, shouting "Yami~!" Yami's eyes widened and he caught her, flying off of Hiro's shoulder. Hiro caught them with his tail and brought them back.

Orihime gasped "He has a tail!" Ichigo got up front the ground and said "Yeah, I was shocked too." Hiro split the tail in two and juggled Nel, Yachiru, and Yami as he watched Zaraki fight Nnoitra... Well it wasn't really a fight.

Zaraki and Hiro had been fighting for years nonstop, a single Nnoitra wasn't enough. Zaraki slashed Nnoitra's sword in half and said "Come on. I came here to fight, not kill babies. You're weak." he sheathed his sword and literally walked away, not even killing Nnoitra, who felt humiliated.

Nnoitra released his Ressurrecion and grew 2 more arms before attacking Zaraki in a flurry. Zaraki blocked all his sword strikes, that were actually scythes. Zaraki grinned "Not bad... But not enough!" as he cut Nnoitra's left side arms off.

Nnoitra then grew 4 more and now had 6 arms.

Hiro sat on a rock and yawned "How many arms does this guy have. Oh my god, he's so boring~! Jingle bells, if you kill him, we can fight. I'm bored watching you play with this guy." Zaraki turned around and shouted "Shut up, before I come over there!"

Nnoitra attacked and Zaraki turned around and slashed down with all his strength as he shouted "FUCK OFF!" he directly cut Nnoitra in half and left him on the ground as he said "Hiro! I'm going to kill you this time!"

Hiro chuckled and said "Yeah, right... How many times have you 'died' already?" Zaraki grinned "Not enough." as he shot forward and slashed down at Hiro, who blocked with Sun, saying "You can make me use 50% now, that's cool."

Zaraki clicked his tongue and they started fighting. Hiro kept juggling the kids behind him saying "Please keep you hands and legs inside the ride at all times, this may get bumpy~" Grimmjow was thrown into the mix and Hiro fought Zaraki while juggling with his tail.

Ichigo and Orihime were stunned and Orihime was suddenly grabbed by a man and dragged away, disappearing as Ichigo shouted "Orihime!" everyone in Hueco Mundo heard Aizen's voice explain what he was going to do and where Orihime was, blah blah blah.

Hiro and Zaraki stopped, Hiro chuckled "This guy is so fucking stupid. Why is he explaining his every move? It's like he wants us to stop him..." Yachiru said "He's a big idiot." Yami added "And he's ugly." Nel giggled and cheered, while Grimmjow was still unconscious.

Hiro rolled his eyes and said "Well, whatever. Who cares about him." he slashed down and cut across Zaraki's chest, splashing blood as he grinned "I'll kill you however many times you like! Hahahaha!"

I'm going to start calling you guys my tribe or just monkeys... maybe chimps. Idk, a group of monkeys is a tribe but that sounds like I care about you guys, which I dont, so. Chimps is better I like that.

You're all now MY Chimps. Hurry up and give me monkey and powerstones. Or else you are excommunicado.