Hiro 1 Joichiro 0

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Give me your stones or I'll contract the Somalian Pirates to take over your house and bring you back to somalia as a slave.

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The next day

Joichiro and Hiro decided to fight all day. They even skipped class and cooked against each other, Fumio was the judge and Gin skipped class to taste, Zerotwo obviously didn't go anywhere and sat at the judge table.

Hiro and Joichiro pumped out dishes one after the other, working on as many as possible. They both were 100% serious and focused on winning.

Dozens of dishes and hours later

Hiro grimaced at the evenly stacked plates, Joichiro frowned and said "Who won?" Fumio sighed and said "It was a tie, what do you want from me?" Hiro and Joichiro said in unison "The winner!" Gin said "Hiro's approach is more aggressive and brutal, while Joichiro's is creative and adaptive... Very strange..."

Zerotwo said with a pout "There was only 3 sweet things!" Hiro pursed his lips and said "One more." Joichiro grinned and said "You pick this time." Hiro said "That's not fair... If I pick desserts, you're fucked." Joichiro laughed and said "Oh!? You think so?!"

Hiro smirked "Oh yeah." Joichiro chuckled and said "Then desserts it is!"

A while later

Hiro had a big fat smirk on his face and Joichiro looked at the 3 in shock. They all voted for Hiro?! Hiro said "Desserts is my specialty you know..." Joichiro clicked his tongue and replied "Next time I'll get you. Then we'll go look for that smirk of yours together!" Hiro burst out laughing and said "Ma, you have a chalkboard?"

Fumio said "It's in the clos-" Joichiro came back with a chalkboard saying "Can we use this, Ma?" Fumio sighed and nodded. Joichiro set up the chalk board on a wall and Hiro nailed it into the wall, they stood in front of it and mumbled to each other.

Hiro drew 3 horizontal lines and said "The first bar is the theme of the day, the second bar is my score and the third is yours, good?" as he wrote an 'H' in the second bar and a 'J' in the third bar, tallying 'I' in his own bar.

Joichiro nodded and asked "Who's gonna put the theme?" Hiro put the chalk down and said "Ma." Joichiro nodded "Alright!" Fumio sighed and said "Maniacs..." Gin laughed "This is fun! I want in!" Zerotwo licked her lips and said "Me too!"

Hiro and Joichiro whispered before drawing a vertical line in Hiro and Joichiro's boxes, making 4 bars with an 'H', a 'J', a 'G', and a 'Z', but only Hiro had a point.

They all grinned and left the kitchen to go to sleep.

The next day

Hiro woke up to Zerotwo octopus hugging him with a drooling smile and giggles. He smiled warmly and kissed her awake, she scrunched her nose and smiled "Darling~~~~" Hiro kissed her and rolled around giggling, Fumio shouted through the voice tube "Quiet down up there!" Hiro and Zerotwo pouted and Hiro slipped his hands into her clothes, she smiled seductively "Mmmm, Darling~ Wanna?" Hiro smirked and said "Can you keep it down?" she pursed her lips and said "I can try~"

Hiro's mouth twitched up into a grin and he attacked, she covered her mouth and moaned. Hiro chuckled and started up a morning work out.

A while later

Zerotwo had a flushed face and was breathing hot breaths, looking at Hiro with a big smile, Hiro flicked her nipple and said "I've been holding it in for 1 and a half years..." she looked at the time and said with a giggle "I can see that, I'm full and it's afternoon." Hiro touched his nose and said "Maybe it was too much..."

He looked at her bloated stomach and she giggled "It's warm~" Hiro groaned and said "You're getting me going again, you little vixen." she giggled and spread her legs, Hiro attacked again.

The next day

The duo finally came out of the room and joined the rest.

Fumio shook her head, Gin looked away, and Joichiro said "Dude! Stop fucking and start cooking!" Hiro said "Okay, okay." then they started competing again.

Day after day

They didn't even go to school...

Which wasn't a problem?

Hiro didn't understand how school worked around here. Seems like you can never go and nobody cares...

Anyway!

His cooking skills were increasing by the day.

About a week later

Hiro said "Nothing today, Jo." Joichiro said "Eh?" Hiro picked up his Cabinet and grinned "Time to go collect..." He clicked his tongue and said "Damn!" Gin said "You're going to take knives? Why?" Hiro smiled and said "Because, under the threat of losing something, the pressure will make you better, faster." he put his backpack on and walked away, adding "Either overcome the pressure and win, or lose everything."

Gin was pensive and Joichiro's eyes lit up.

Zerotwo was still sleeping in the room, sprawled out on the bed with a flushed face and a satisfied smile.

Hiro walked to the Shokugeki arena with a big smile, humming a tune as he skipped, holding his knife case and his cabinet on his back.

He was ready to start a scene.