New waitress!

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The restaurant closed for the night and Zerotwo went upstairs as Hiro cleaned up the kitchen.

He was cleaning up and humming to himself, when he heard a loud shriek! He completed changed immediately and rushed up the stairs, kicking the door down and holding a knife with a ferocious expression, oozing killing intent.

He looked around and saw Zerotwo hugging a white dress, looking at him and the poor innocent door. He returned to normal and coughed awkwardly, saying "There was a giant lochness monster, it came in here... Did you see it?"

She blinked at him, seemingly hearing this excuse before... That's right! It was when she caught him gawking at her naked body! The first time they met! She suppressed a laugh and said seriously "It just flew out the window." Hiro was stunned, maybe there really was a monster?

He frowned, this was a big problem!

He picked up the door and put it in place, symbolically and Zerotwo heard a mumble "Damn, there really was a monster... I thought it was in Scotland..." and then footsteps getting farther away.

She burst out laughing and quickly covered her mouth with watery eyes. She wiped them and felt warm in her heart. Really, she was just over excited about the wedding dress that was supposed to be a secret from her. She screamed in excitement and then not even a second later, her man ran from the kitchen to their room and killed down the door ready to slaughter whoever made her scream.

It was an extremely happy feeling. She was moved beyond words, even though they were married for so long, he was always there to protect her, even if it wasn't necessary. He even went through all the trouble of getting this beautiful dress for her! Only for her!

If she knew it was custom made specifically for her, who knows how she would feel. Maybe she would have a heart attack and collapse from happiness. Or even go full cultivation style and cough blood in excitement?

Though... that might be impossible.

She was thrilled and put it away very gently with an extremely satisfied smile.

What a good husband!

Tonight he was getting a BIG surprise!

He really did!

They almost didn't wake up the next day!

It was business as usual though, Zerotwo tried her best, though she felt her legs were like jelly. Being young all the time didn't just mean her looks, but her other areas were always young too... Which meant that, excluding the pain, it always felt like the first time. It was both good and bad, it felt amazing but she was always sore the next morning, especially if they do what they did last night.

Really, she shouldn't be able to walk.

ANYWAY!

The restaurant continued to operate and despite the soreness, she wasn't deterred and the following night was even worse. She took a break the next morning.

Months passed again

Hiro had already set everything up and sent out the invitations to all their friends, it was only waiting time now. Hiro didn't believe in God... Or rather, he didn't believe God was above him, so a church was out of the Question.

Are you kidding?

He was basically a God himself! He was going to get married in a church of another god? Wouldn't he be a joke in the God Community? Then he would have to take his Golden Cudgel and go up there.

What a hassle!

It's better to just get married outside without a Priest.

Another thing that happened during this time was they got a new waitress.

Much to Zerotwo's annoyance...

It was Mei.

She had come with Megumin after hearing about an amazing restaurant, they scouted the place out and found out it was Hiro's place! They infiltrated the Restaurant and put on disguises to scope out the inside.

Despite being smart financially, they weren't too smart in general...

Zerotwo saw through their fake glasses, nose, and moustache with a trench coat and a fedora, immediately. It was just too obvious...

Megumi was a certified loli. What loli had a moustache? Plus the small trench coat...

Zerotwo shook her head and pretended not to notice.

Their hobbies weren't her business.

Hiro, however, saw his assistant and his eyes lit up. He walked over and took the glasses off, smiling "Hey! How's the business?" Mei pouted "What about me?" Hiro said bluntly "Who cares about you? I want to know about my business." Mei pouted and Megumin started to sweat, good thing her disguise was fool proof.

Mei told him that things were going well and gave detailed reports befitting her status as the assistant of a massive company. She was making so much money, she didn't have to work a day in her life!

Then Hiro told her to work here as a waitress, stunning her silly. This seemed to be... a promotion?! Her eyes sparkled and Megumin covered her eyes, she couldn't handle this for much longer... This dumb bitch was obsessed!

She was just a talented loli!

She had loli dreams!

Yet, she was reduced to a vice-assistant...

This was good too, she didn't have to do anything!

She could live her loli live, doing loli things!

UwU!

Then Hiro told her to work here as well!

She sighed, there goes her loli dreams...

She accepted as she was just relaxing now, Hiro explained that he only needed one waitress and since Megumin was talented at baking, Hiro made some renovations with Clank's cousin. He bought the building next to the restaurant and incorporated it into a 2 building restaurant with the second building being a bakery.

The customers were stunned and saw a loli working as a baker at the Bakery, named Heavenly Bakery. They were stunned and thought it was a joke, but quickly were slapped with the harsh reality that the loli was better at cooking than they were.

She made tons of pastries and baked goods, selling them as a proxy to Hiro. It was working perfectly, the loli was accomplishing her loli dreams and Hiro's load was lifted slightly. Zerotwo took orders with Mei and helped Hiro in the kitchen, as for Mei, she was a pure waitress.

Forbidden to enter the kitchen and the third floor and anywhere within a 2 meter radius to Hiro.

Zerotwo didn't feel threatened, but this damn woman, drooled over her husband! It made her slightly angry.

Hiro didn't make a peep, his wife's rage was not something he could handle. He let her do what she wanted, Mei could watch but not touch.

Truly an insidious plan!

As expected of his wife, what a little schemer!

He loved her.