...can fix a lot of problems

The Boys get Blue Balled.

*Bing-Bong*

The following scene has been removed because including it would definitely get our age rating bumped from rated R to Adults Only.

However, in order to provide a visual aid as to suggest why we're removing this scene, the writer has provided this mental image.

Take a fully grown carrot, stick into a metal pipe and then bend the pipe and carrot at a ninety degree angle.

Now, have that happen three times to a very important part of the human anatomy.

Anyways, we will instead be picking up to the part where...Spring Brawler and Screamira confront Paralust just as she was about to take over a human host saturated in lust, only to be denied her right because timing is a massive bitch.

We apologize for the redaction, and we'll be returning to your regularly scheduled chapter shortly.

Thank you.

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Carrot in a pipe? Really?