Major Grom: Things to say

“Did I get it right: you kissed him, thinking that he would hit you, but he kissed you back, and you were so excited by this that you hit him first, and then he smacked you too?”

“Yes...” Dima moans, applying frozen corn to his jaw, “It's not funny, Yulia!”

“Very funny!” Pchelkina laughs.

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This work is heavily inspired by Чертёжник and the movie "Major Grom: Plague Doctor"