Ninja Loli!

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Answer: Somewhere in the "School-like building"

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'Just as I started to think you had become useful... Whatever, for now I'll just look for an open window to sneak into.'

The thin pink blob of a silhouette quickly started jumping around sneakily in order to not only try and find a way to sneak in, but to map out the building to give herself a point of reference in case she needed to escape.

'I remember there being a window high up around here'

'There should be a emergency door on the right here'

'There's a cart full of hay near the left side of the building'

Any type of information can save her life. Knowing this, she decided to not ignore anything she saw and seriously took note of everything along the way.

'DON'T YOU DARE!'

"How could this even happen?! You were put in charge of it weren't you?? How could you just let it die like that?!"

'There are people talking near this window? It's not open but I can hear them quite well, maybe they don't know how to make proper window seals in this world yet, I should take note of that.'

"Now now, 'ts not like I coulda known he'd up n die like that! Don't go blamin' me for this when all of you avoided doin' so much as lookin' at the guy till now!"

"Whatever, He's dead now so it doesn't matter. Either way we're screwed now unless we can find something to equal out it's worth"

"That's impossible! Don't ya know-!"

*Knock Knock*

"Sir, it will start shortly"

"Gah, come back ere later, we ain't done yet."

'Hahaha.... They are definitely talking about the rabbit dolphin... Oh god I messed up SO bad! Ahh~ so tough, I just wanna lay down or go to a hot-spring. Yet here I am killing what sounds like this village mafia's main money maker. What could that damn rabbit even make that sells so well anyways?'

*Klang Klang*

The sound of a bell followed by light mumblings could be heard echoing through the building, waking Camellia up from her lazy groaning and complaining. Noticing how useless she was being, she quickly sprung into action!

'I know one of those voices, pretty sure it's the farmers, that would line up with what he was saying too. This is probably his office then, there should be some good stuff in here' (***Like information right? You wouldn't steal more from this poor farmer right?!)

She carefully got up and went into a slight crouching position facing the window. Then, taking the beak from the pig-chicken out from her inventory, she started to run her finger along the glass, turning it into thread, then quickly cutting it with the beak before it could catch the building on fire. After cutting out a shape in the glass, like they do in those action movies, she pulled the glass off in her direction making a Camellia sized hole big enough for her to crawl through.

'Ninja loli... This would be cool if it wasn't for the whole loli thing... and the dirty jumpsuit... I need new clothes huh.'

THEN MAKE ME SOME YOU DEMONESS!

*ahem* After crawling through the perfect hole she had made without any hick-ups, she-

***Stop lying, the hole was terribly shaped, can't even tell what shape you were trying to make. And you fell immediately after crawling through, you even almost knocked over a few things while trying to stand up.

LET ME DREAM!

~Updating dexterity stat~

'Whatever, First things first! Read all of his personal information in order to use it against him!'

Women are terrifying... No wait, reward me then if you're so proud!! (***Greed is dangerous, placing your reward over your fear or morals…)

After going through the window, she found herself standing in an office-like room that looked way too much like a principal's office. Walking towards the desk, Camellia lent over the sprawled out papers and started to inspect a few of them with a somewhat proud and stoic face.

'Haha! Yup, just as I thought! Can't read any of it!'

***Is that really something to be happy about!? That's terrible!

'I figured I wouldn't be able to read anything, I was lucky enough that Miss Mona let me understand what they were saying.'

'You... wait you didn't replace the info in my brain to make what language they speak sound like the ones I know? Like... They actually just speak the same language?'

'Isn't that... statistically impossible?? And why is the way they write so different if you said they speak the same- You are too specific sometimes...'

*Sigh* Coulda just said they only SPEAK the same...

Well now that I know I can't read... I was hoping on maybe finding a poster for the tournament or something but it's not like I'd even be able to tell which one is for the tourney considering it wouldn't be a picture book. For now I should just go listen to the funeral.

Making up her mind, Camellia slowly started creeping down the hallway towards where she had heard the commotion. She had an old and ragged looking green fabric she had found in one of the barns that was once probably a bed sheet of some kind wrapped around her head to try and somewhat blend in.

'Hey hey~ Don't I just look like a nice gentle babushka? I'm cute right~? They'll just think I'm some sweet short old lady! One that you'd offer to help cross the street, only when you go to ask her if she would like some help, it'd actually be an insanely cute young girl! It'd totally steal any man's heart!'

'Trust me! As a man I would totally fall for her!'

...

Without responding (***to Mona's VERY true statement), Camellia continued to creep down the hallway until she came across what seemed to be a gymnasium style double door with two smaller rooms on either side. She walked towards the door only to check behind her before pushing aside a curtain to peek through the door's window.

'Holy.... smokes...'

On the other side of the door was a room MUCH larger than a simple gymnasium. It looked as if the whole building was one room, and that room was full of armed super buff burley elf-orcs!

'If I didn't know any better I'd say they're going to war...

They wouldn't send a whole village after me would they?'

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Answer: Maybe?

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'Gee, thanks.'

"Now that our sacred beast has died, there isn't much that we can do anymore. Sadly, we will have to resort to the third option..."

"WHAT?!"

"You're kidding me!!"

"Who in their right minds?!

After hearing a woman's voice announce something about a 'Sacred beast' the crowd erupted into a panic.

'I don't know what that third option is or whatever, but it sure as hell doesn't sound like it's the majority's vote. Libbo, cross out the possibility of this town being democratic please?'

~Notebook option not yet unlocked~

God dammit.

"LISTEN UP!!!"

As the whole building shook, without even thinking, Camellia quickly hid her head from the window. There's no way a voice other than Zeph's could be that loud, she wasn't going to risk getting seen by that superhuman perverted Orc-elf, so she decided to just listen silently with her back to the door.

"Thank you Zeph. Now, I know none of us want to do the third option, I don't either. However, we really don't have any other choice! Without the eggs the sacred beast produces, we can't reach our yearly worth quota."

'Eggs? Yearly worth quota? Ahhh I see, there must be some tyrant king that's in charge of this village then. I should watch out for nobility then, worse come to worse I seduce one then steal from him or something.'

'What? Don't act like you haven't tried to get me to seduce people before!'

'W... Well me neither, but I'm sure it probably happened!'

"Luckily there was an egg in it's stomach after we inspected the carcass, and we can sell most of its materials, but... The person who killed it also took its beak, which is it's only really worthwhile part to sell."

'B... beak? I have a beak though?...

Haha! Yea right! There's no way that the sacred beast was that stupid pig-chicken! I mean... it was so dumb and weak! It has to be the rabbit-dolphin, there's just been a simple mistake! Yea! Mistake!'

"I don't see why they need to take all our eggs anyways, they got lotsa pigckens over there!"

'Pig...'