Chapter 7
As the patriarch went back to his seat, Family Elder Damion stood up and walked to the center of the platform. He summoned a megaphone (?) with a wave of his hand, then proceeded to shout into it, "Now, shall we welcome the 7 main stars of today's event come up to the platform?" After that, Family Elder Damion along with the whole hall exploded into applause as they welcomed my siblings up to the stage.
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The first one to stand up and walk towards the platform was Sister Bing. As she strode over towards the platform, her cold piecing aura seemed to have stunned the crowd. Her elegant way of walking had attracted several young men within crowds, some gasping as they checked out her elegant figure, some mesmerized men directly shouted, "Ice Goddess Crystal, please marry me!", "Goddess Crystal, I'm the young master of the Teal Dragon Brigade. If anyone wants to bully you, they'll have to get through me first!", "Miss Crystal, you are the Solar of my system...Without you, I'm waste!" etc. Since I'm sitting in the first row and she's walking towards me, I feel neither happy nor stunned...I'm just cold, like really cold.
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To be honest, I had already knew she will walk towards me after Family Elder Yan's announcement. Judging from all the compliments she's getting were only from guys, she knew that she was at least in the top 3 of the most hated beauties of their land. Any guy who saw her would be instantly mesmerized and infatuated with her not because she had cultivated any beguiling techniques, but instead was because she had fit the taste of every men despite herself still being underage. So, to increase her standing among the girls, she had to find a scapegoat to help her get rid of all her troubles...When she immediately walked in my direction, I thought she was making a mistake. In the end, she's standing right before me.
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'Fuck, I'm the scapegoat!' I silently cursed. My face darkened as she slowly sized me up, her crystal blue eyes immediately gave me hypothermia. 'I'm your little brother, you dipshit! Have some morals, would ya?!'
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After sizing her little brother out, she stuck out both of her hands and placed them on my shoulders. When her palms touched my shoulders, they immediately became numb.
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'Freak! Every part of her emits this bone piercing chill! I can feel my a layer of frost cover up all of my pores and freezing my meridians within...Ah, she sealed my meager cultivation. Yep, she definitely wants me dead.' I could only sigh at my bad luck.
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Father noticed what was happening and tried to stop and reprimand Sister Bing but ultimately found out his legs were frozen to the floor. I could only look on in despair as she lifted me up and pulled me towards her chest. "Ah little brother Starfall, this is where you are! How come you were not sitting with us?! Were the elders bullying you again?" Sister Bing as she smiled sweetly. Her smile turned my hypothermia up a notch. 'You stinkin' Ice Witch! Like hell you care for me! If you really cared, you wouldn't have redirected every man's view at me!' I know it wasn't normal for a 5 year old kid to swear, but I really can't help it. I was cursing at a different wavelength anyways, so no one here could hear me. 'Ah...Everyone's staring at me now...Fuck me. Fuck her as well.'
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As she squeezed me harder, she kept her act going, "You are so adorable! Your clothes are adorable! That makes you even more adorable! Why are you so adorable?!"
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As for me, although I wasn't suffocating in her chest, it was still uncomfortable. Hey, I have lived 100 different but fulfilling lives before this and there hadn't been a single one where my face was not stuffed in someone else's chest. Currently the problem was, this time...the person's chest my face was stuffed into was my own elder sister! Not only that, she had her own fucking fanbase at the tender age of 16! Her supporters were mostly young masters of medium and big sized forces! Lastly, I do not want to be implicated in her affairs!!! By the way...I highly do not support relationships between siblings, blood related or not. Even if you get harem in your next life, there should be a line drawn! Otherwise, I'll come for you myself. Be warned.
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As she continued to hug me, I did what any normal young kid would do...cry. Crying was the best weapon any kid under 12 had. Once a kid cried, they would not shut the fuck up. You would have to find multiple ways just to soothe the kid, else, they will ruin the mood for everyone. Yes, crying was best and most effective method a kid could use to get what they want...The method's success rate will increase if they cried waterfalls and shouted like banshees.
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As she continued to hug me, I first kept my eyes wide open, then I began to recall some heart wrenching moments in my first life: The death of my wife, the death of my child, the death of my sect etc. Lastly, I made a pained facial expression. And with that, I successfully bawled my eyes out.
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The moment I started crying, everyone in the hall was stunned. All the young men who were staring at me with envious eyes before now were dumbfounded. My father any bodyguard Kyong were stunned, my cousins who were already on the platform were stunned, even my family elders and patriarch were stunned...But how was the person that was trying to suffocate me not even flinch? Instead, she hugged me even tighter! Woi, my body was still only five years old, I haven't even cultivate any body tempering arts yet!
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Fine, if this level of crying ain't enough then I'll go even harder!
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With a flick of my finger, I used my powerful Spiritual Sense to attack my left arm, breaking bones any everything. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!" I screamed even louder. This time though, I injected Spiritual Energy into the sound waves, forcibly shaking the minds of everyone here...With this, even if this Ice Witch doesn't let me go, they would pry her hands away for me.