Chapter 16: Why Don't You Do The Boyfriend Thing?

"Earth to Josh!" Wes said as he threw a towel at Josh's head after they'd finished with soccer practice.

"What the fuck man?"

Wes nudged Geoff, "See what I mean, Geoff? All spaced out." To Josh he said, "We just wanna know why all of a sudden you're off in la-la-land with rainbows and unicorns coming outta your ass."

"Noneya. Go meddle in someone else's life."

"Hey, you don't have to go all batshit crazy. I'll take puppy and kitty's Josh any day."