The Dao of Mad Scientist

So based on the previous conclusions that I have reached, the persons I will summon would be the evil-mad scientist type.

But if you think about it, there comes another problem.

Two now that I think about it a little bit more.

First, even if the person I buy is already one step away from the grave, they WILL recover, and in time regain the strength they have lost.

Meaning if they are too strong in their primes they will, eventually, be that strong again.

And that leads me to the second problem.

Their personality.

Say I summon... Hmm... Aizen Sousuke, yes that's a good example.

Say that I summon him, at a point in time that he has already done a great deal of research because that's the whole point of this, his personality is already shaped and therefore he WILL try and manipulate me. Or outright kill me if push comes to shove.

Even if things like Gamer's mind protect me from his bullshit OP Zanpakuto, while my experience with manipulation will save me from his clutches in this regard, he can still use those two to control everything and everyone around me.

Including people who can one-shot me to oblivion.

And that's not including all the Kidos that he can use to seal me forever or just bombard me with the more destructive ones, thus having a direct approach too.

That dude is one scary mother fucker.

So with all of this to consider, let's see what should I look for once again.

Evil or Chaotic alignment. Which is debatable depending on the person.

Someone who has knowledge regarding both Biology and spirituality/soul, or one of the two at least.

Weakened or injured, the more the better because it will lower the price.

Their total level of strength should not be more than one of my parents. Because I will go to mommy if I can't solve something with my brain and brown. What's the point of OP helicopter parents if I can't abuse the shit out of it?

And lastly, they must be people who can be controlled, even if through extreme means.

I started to look through the sell window again, this time with new parameters.

*A few minutes later*

Okay, that's enough, I think.

In the end, the potential choices that could be made were just too much even with the new requirements that I have set.

Some were people who I knew, some I couldn't even pronounce the name of.

Just goes to show how big the association truly is for it to have such a variety of services.

I chose three people, all of whom I knew pretty well from their respective Anime/comics.

They are,

The pedophile, The mad snake, PEDOMARU!!

*Cough Cough*

Don't mind me.

But seriously, Orochimaru is an obvious choice for many reasons.

He's a genius in many fields such as Ninjutsu, Kinjutsu, and Fuinjutsu and I can use him as a mentor of a kind to learn them, and his research in immortality had him gain an enormous amount of knowledge in both body and soul, through more hands-on approaches and theories.

His thirst for immortality and power makes him easily predictable and the version of him that I'm going to summon is extremely desperate, so controlling him is not even a chore for me.

Selecting him was the main reason of influence for my next choice. He's an all-rounder considering his expertise, so Why not go for people who are more focused on one particular part now that I have him in mind?

The next person will be Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

Honestly, he was my easiest choice simply because he just wants to experiment, research and then experiment some more.

He doesn't really care for whom he works or what is the end goal as long as you let him do his thing and of course, provide the experimental resources that he needs. This part is easily done by my clan.

That alone covers the soul part of things. Mayuri has created souls from nothing so if he cooperates with the college that I am collecting for my research team then creating some artificial spirits is as easy as drinking water.

That left me with someone who knows about biology and preferably, it should be someone from Marvel or DC.

The biology in those worlds is ridiculously advanced, rising the value of any biologists from there by tenfold.

But if I wanted to take the real big brains from there then I had to break a couple of the parameters that I have already established. And I am not really comfortable with doing so.

So that's the reason I chose Maya Hansen, the comic version to be specific.

She is smart enough (more than enough actually) and powerless, making her a prime candidate.

Her alignment was neutral but the change in price between chaotic and neutral is not considered high, making it that I can ignore it when I take her intelligence into account.

Unlike her MCU counterpart who was only a talented genius in a world filled with many, the comic's Maya Hansen is a truly talented individual in the field of biochemistry with a high degree of knowledge in nanotechnology.

Her intelligence is classified as six by the wiki, for a comparison, Tony Stark is a seven.

And even if she suddenly woke a conscience as she did in both MCU and Marvel I can just put her under an illusion making her corporate more willingly. But that is the last resort option, I do not know how it will affect her efficiency, and a person as smart as her will eventually break free from my illusions simply because it is not of a high enough mastery.

Honestly, I wanted to buy more people than three, but some were too troublesome to control while some were just too powerful.

Or in another case, I didn't know jack shit about them even though they looked like better candidates.

I will not risk it if I'm not certain to a degree, and summoning them is just walking into the unknown grounds.

You can walk in a goldmine and enjoy the riches

Or

You walk into the minefield and lose your ass.

When I remember my relationship with Fate, the minefield is most likely the answer.

So no, this three have to do until I am strong enough to give a fuck you to everybody and their mothers.

Without further ado, let's start with summoning them, starting with the easiest to convince.

I went up to the search engine and inserted Orochimaru's name.

The list that came afterward was a truly long-ass window, filled with all possible versions of our mad snake.

From an infant version all the way to an actual God!! How the fuck did someone put an actual God for sale?!

Fortunately, I already know which version I want, and that made my search a rather short one.

[Orochimaru (Konoha attack arc): 25,000G]

This ladies and gentlemen is why buying with a discount is the way to stay rich.

Before looking for him I already have looked for the Boruto one, where he's stronger, more knowledgeable, and actually a neutral-lawful character.

Here is the difference.

[Orochimaru (Boruto): 20,000,000G]

After I was done musing around, I selected the buy option for him.

[Do you want to proceed with this decision?

Y/N]

Selecting Y I saw my G count lowering by 25k right before a new screen showed up.

[Your purchase will be delivered in 5 seconds]

[5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

Thank you for using our services, have a nice day.]

A dark blue portal opened in front of me and before I could even blink it disappeared, leaving in its place a man.

Around 175cm, pale skin with a creepy smile, hands hanging limply.

Yup, the smile is all I needed to know that an ass whooping is required for him.

[Orochimaru The Snake sage

Lv: 230 (310)]

"Better make it quick, something as weak as you will not take too much of my time."

Before he could answer I was already on his backside launching a punch to his shoulder.

He was thrown straight out of my room's wall and into the courtyard outside, destroying my wall completely in the process.

Wonder how much of a work is he going to be?

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