How did this happen? I stared at them. No I should have expected this. I forced a smile.
"Oh good." I purred.
Pride had kidnapped some human engineers who were now being forced to try to put back together the batteries.
They had been mutilated quite well. I watched their attempted work.
"I still don't get how this happened." Pride muttered. "What cat managed to cause this?"
I strode around pretending to look at the damage and I hissed at a random human for good measure.
Date me.
I nearly choked and shook my head, why had that brainless idiot.....ugh I can't even!
I may need some time to think this over, I had been contemplating it all morning. Why for the sake of everything had I said yes!
And I cannot focus today now. Of all the stupid, crazy, dumb, mayhem to come up with. Why, why, WHY!
(So he asked you out and you said yes, what is the problem here? Now you can go make some kittens.)
I frowned turning away from the others to hide my red face. The dumb cat is not helping.
(Wait is the issue that you don't know how to make a kitten? It's quite simple really you just need to join yourself to him with your two lower parts by-)
(SHUT UP RIGHT NOW CAT!)
(So temperamental I was just trying to help.)
(I know, I know how to make a kitten all right. Never bring that up again.)
I feel a headache coming on. I definitely should of said no, what was I thinking? If I hear one more thing about kittens....
"Are you okay? You don't look so good." Lyra was looking at me, catnip.
"Yes, sorry, just a bit under the weather." I replied focusing my gaze back on the batteries. "We should have this up and running by the time the Capricorn project is delivered."
Lyra nodded, "May the luck of the grand tuna be on our side. I can't wait, can you believe it? Us as official true cats?"
"Don't get to far ahead," Dart slipped beside us. "We have to finish the mission first. Plus it will be years before they let your fluff brain be in full charge of the Lyra clan."
Pride waved a tail and we hurried over to him.
"Get some sleep, the device arrives in 24hours. We will reconvene then."
I groaned internally, sleep, hahahahahha, who has time for that? I now have a boyfriend to deal with, what is this sleep you speak of?
Plus keeping Cal inside, she's been trying to sneak out, dumb girl, she is supposed to be dead. The dead don't go shopping!
Okay date first. I started to slip out when Pride motioned to me to stay for a moment.
Catnip.
"Yes?" I looked up at his intimidating face.
"You seem off, what is it?"
"Nothing to be concerned with."
He frowned, "Really you seem distracted, you aren't getting attached to anything on this planet are you?"
I narrowed my eyes slightly, "Attached? To a planet that's going to die? That would be a dumb idea."
He continued to gaze at me.
"What a cat can't have a little fun first? It's all a game, might as well entertain ourselves a bit, it's not like the save team is going to win." I stretched slightly trying to look relaxed. "I'm bored, of course I'm entertaining myself, it won't be an issue, the result is already set in stone. What with your immortality, what could anyone actually do?"
Pride frowned, "Well set whoever it is your 'not attached' too, as a can opener servant and move them off planet unless you want to burn them."
I grinned, "short and sweet, maybe I like my relationships flaming hot without long term commitments."
"I never realized you were this weird, did your personality thaw out after leaving that ice prison you call home or something?"
"Purr-haps." I shrugged. "If you will excuse me though, I do want to go play with my entertainment."
Pride stepped to the side, "Fine, as long as we do win, whatever we do to entertain ourselves shouldn't be an issue. Don't get to attached to the enemy though. I shouldn't have to tell you the consequences."
"Attached? To one of them? Are you joking?"
"Do they know you are a cat? Your human?"
"I shrugged, how should I know for sure? I haven't purposefully shown them it or anything if that's what you're asking. I can't 100% guarantee they haven't seen me though, I don't have eyes in the back of my head."
I slunk out the door and away. That cat gives me the creeps. I really wish I knew exactly how much he knows.
Okay focus Cody, one problem at a time.
1. Survive tonight.
2. Save the world.
3. -
(Have kittens?)
(NO! Gods what part of no doesn't translate for you!)