9 Olson Time Confusion
Temporarily Blinded Former Army General Bulldozes The Olson's Estate
9 Temporarily Blinded Former Army General Bulldozes The Olson's Estate
Chapter 9
Notes:
As always, this newspaper article is the blow-by-blow of a real-life story, with interference from time travel. As such, this is a seemingly repetitive story. Each new retelling of the facts, is different from the previous account, as people go back in time to "fix" things.
Although memories are erased in between the reworkings of the story, people do remember some things.
This is an excerpt from a newspaper article, that consistently retells a dramatic story. Each reworking of the article has one or more changes to it. This is because the newspaper, like my diary, is constantly updated retroactively. I mean, every time, history is changed, there's a note about it.
The newspaper was written within an hour of the original escapade. As unknown time travelers attempted to solve the initial catastrophe, they (unintentionally)merely reset the clock, so that the catastrophe, would happen again. Every time that happened, the article was rewritten, as a new paragraph, under the previous report. As the typist(s) wrote the story, no one remembered what was already stated, nor double-checked, the previous account.
The ones who interfered with the adventure were mentioned, in the revisions, as they popped up in the story.
As events kept reoccurring, they were more and more dangerous. For example, every time the strange automobile rammed through the same miraculously restored wooden fence, more splintered wood flew in all directions.
Vitality Family Realm Islands EMPIRE, Connecticut, USA 🇺🇸
EFFERVESCENT FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH VITALITY ... . WORLDWIDE NEWSPAPER
🤩Temporarily Blinded, Former Army General Bulldozes The Olson's Estate 🤬😱😈‼️
Janice Olson, a "relatively new" lady, was out in her garden, when, (Former) General Archie Sloan-Vitality, causally drove his ancient, vintage, six-time refurbished, forest green Army "Hummer" All Terrain Tank Vitality Victory Vehicle, straight through, Jason and Janice's "Fancy" Hawthorne Fence, which was made, in a specific especially, customized, original, way, that could never be duplicated. Did I mention, that they LOVED IT❓
The fat, old, "careless" man, jumped out of the crude He-Man Sized Hole, of the "shotgun" side door, of his misshapen, monstrous monstrosity, of a wide, long, roomy, luxurious inside, tin-can, automobile, automatically, upon, stopping the rumble tumble crumbler.
Even Though his Vital Vitality Victory Vision, was keen, and he was astute (smarter and sharper than a physics teacher, who decided to teach computer technology), General Archie Sloan-Vitality, didn't notice, that Janice May Campbell Olson, was constantly changing colors, from 😡😈👿👹(👾my funny green guy, who looks like a dewdrop, with ears, paws, a black nose, and black grin, is on this V60Thinq Att&T phone, whereas, the same emoji, comes out as a weird purple,🐙octopus, with tentacles, seemingly coming out out of its head.)
In Plain words ... :
Janice was gardening, when Archie plowed through, the beloved intricate fence, with his crazy automobile.
He hopped out of his "Hummer", as soon as he parked it, halfway through the woodshed, with Jason's carefully cut, and stacked firewood.
Everything, in Archie's path, was a shambles, of disintegrated, or splintered wood, churned-up ground, flying This That and The Third, thing, as well.
Janice, and her whole backyard, were, showered { assailed, assailed, sprayed, splashed, swathed, swatted, spewed, Splutter, Splurged, splatter ( splash with a sticky or viscous liquid. "a passing cart rolled by, splattering him with mud") soaked, slammed, slapped, stained, salvo stormed}, with everything, in a 6 foot wide, 4-foot deep scoop, of Earth, Wood, Grass, Turf (grass still planted in the soil) Rocks, as well as small life forms, that were in the wake, or path of demolition destruction.
Okay. let's clean that up, again.
1. Janice, gardened.
2. Suddenly Archie plowed through the fence, and yard, to halfway, through the woodshed.
3. Everything flew, in every direction
4. All of creation, showered Heavily, on Janice, and whatsoever else, was in the way.
5. Janice, was seriously dripping, with all kinds of muck.
6. Janice's face, was visible under everything.
7. She was turning all sorts of colors, with her outrage.
8. Archie automatically jumped, out of his ridiculous ride.
9. The man, hobbled over to Janice, in a jolly good mood.
10. Despite, his intense intelligence, eyesight, and his consideration, for other people, Archie ignored Janice's outrage.
11. The (former) General Archie Sloan-Vitality, just started to talk, to Janice.
General Archibald Sloan-Vitality
"Good Morning, Mrs. Jason Olson.
What a beautiful day, today is.
I meant, Today, is a beautiful day. I just came from the eye doctor. Everything's so much brighter than usual.
When I spotted you, just now, I thought, I would tell you, that, some interesting things, are happening, today".
General Archie Sloan-Vitality
Words to describe Mrs. Olson ... :
Angry; Anger; Angrily; Angst, Anguished; Anguishing; Annihilated; Raging; Rancor; Horrible; Dripping with all kinds of Earth, and Wood; Demonized; Silenced; Color-changing; MAD Hysterical; Hyperventilating; Tight; Extremely Rigid Over Heated Loathing; Hating; Exploding Strained; White; Livid Purple; Splotchy Faced; Brick Red; Gray; Ashen; Green; Beet Red; "bubbling, as she screeched sermons, without the sound; 🤬😈🤬💣😤😠👺👹💣😡😤 🤢🤮🤧💣🥵🥶😦💣🧟😡🤬🤬🧟♂️"Weapons she sent through her eyes" when she glared at Archie" 🗡️🗡️⚔️🏹🔫🔧⛏️🪓⚒️🗡️🪓Missiles; Daggers; Machetes; ... ‼️‼️
By this time, an awesome angry anguished, and annoyed, army, appeared. They were police, and medical emergency personnel, who politely got the General's attention.
Vitality 911 first responder
"Sir, do you know, what you just did?" Vitality 911 first responder
"What do you mean? I just came, to talk to, my friend, Janice, who is married to Lieutenant First Class Jason Olson,"
Vitality 911 first responder
"Sir, you mauled, massacred, and Showered, everyone, and everything, in your path, with your Army Vehicle‼️
The showers were from all of the debris, etc. that flew up in the air after you hit everything. Poor Mrs. Olson is clobbered, with all sorts of carnage, from her prided prized fence, all the way, through the yard, to halfway, through the woodshed. Mrs. Olson, is having a double heart-wrenching, 💔 Heart-attack‼️
She's in excruciating anguish and extreme rage.
Do you know, how she spent truckloads of money and a decade, to design, and create, an unique custom-made Hawthorne Fence, with real hawthorn, from real trees? She can't duplicate it‼️
It disintegrated, upon impact, from your Hummer‼️
The ground, and everything in it, is covering Mrs. Olson. You made an enormously long, wide, and deep hole, in the ground‼️
Not to mention, Jason's meticulously cut and neatly piled wood, that was, in the shed‼️
Can you see, all of this, for yourself?"
Vitality 911 first responder
All this time, a bewildered, blind, and horrified, Archie, listened, in anguish. Abject Terror. He could not believe, that he, was, responsible, for total antiabortion, terrterminaterty, and his favorite younger friend. He was wandering around, in circles, with his maw agape‼️
maw = 👄 mouth
agape = extremely wide opening
Someone, who was formed of pure sunlight, appeared, out of thin air. One caught hold of the terrorized Archie. Then, the sunlight person, poured pure original Vitality River water, carefully, down, Archie's throat.
WOW‼️
It worked instantly‼️
This water came from, the River, before, the contamination ‼️
Archie started to shine, as brightly, as the sun, himself‼️
He grew as large as the house‼️
Then, the first sun-person said something. Archie, shrank, back to human size, although, he was thinner and very muscular. He also started to look more, and more like a much younger, 35-year-old man. His clothes, were different, too. Instead of any old white shirt, and a sweat suit, Archie, was wearing a brand-ne5-Star Army General's Uniform, complete, with a helmet.
He was very somber, as he surveyed the scene, with excellent, extremely extraordinary eyesight.
Archie was completely cured, of all ailments‼️
"Welcome, to importantly impartial, incredibly innocent, indemnification, increasingly impressive, intriguingly interesting, intrepid, informational, incredible, imaginatively inspirational, intrepid input, invaluable astounding, astronomical, enduring immortality!"
Sunlight person, who drank, this HEAVENLY ELIXIR previously.
Okay,
Sunshiny Someone said, "Welcome to perfection and Immortality‼️
You can tirelessly do anything that you want, to do. You have vitality! Vigor! as well as zest, for knowledge and life activities. We can manipulate the space-time continuum dimensions, too.
Some of us, seem to have difficulties, with transforming, from, pure stars, to humans. I don't know why. Maybe, they don't want anyone, to recognize them".
As for me, I just haven't done, it in a long time. Also, I'm not finished yet.
Sunny
In a nanosecond, the whole area was covered, ie extremely intense sunlight.
Just as instantaneously, the intensity, lowered, to a beautifully glowing, paradise‼️
The wholly ... :
land, people, a home me were all in haloes. (Not circles above the head. I mean, the original way, with light coming out, of people, places, and things. Everyone, and everything, glowed, with their auroras).
{auras}
The housebecomesme a Vibrant Palace, with...: "Perfect Janice Olson Hawthorne Fences; Gorgeous Lawns; Lusciously Beautiful Gardens, of Flowers, or Vegetables; and there were also Sumptuously Delicious Fruits, and Nuts, from the Various Tree Nurseries. Throughout the brightly glowing estate, one could find, many various choices, of elegant or casual seating.
MRS. OLSON was
as follows ...: An Excellently Excelling; Exhilarating; Extremely Extraordinarily Elegant; Exalted Endearingly Enduring Empress‼️
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
in·dem·ni·fi·ca·tion
(All health, abilities, and your favorite age, as well as all sorts of strength, and understating, are restored, and perfected, for the one, who drinks pure, never contaminated Vitality Family Realm Empire's River, or Fountain of Youth, Vitality, Sunlight, and Strength ... .)
[Sloppy recap # ?]
#? .1 Editing The newly-made Empress Janice, and Emperor Jason Olson
long reminder, of a newspaper article, about Mr. and Mrs. Olson,
The former General, whose " many times " renovated "Hummer " tank, destroyed the Olson's property ...
Recall, the newspaper article, about the Olson estate, and the retired army General.
After General accidentally; Gave flying lessons ;
to all of creation, in his horrendous "Hummer"
an automobile's path ofddeathestruction; he still didn't know; what happened ‼️
He drove nearly blindly, to his hifriend'ss' house, after an eye-doctor visit.
Janice Olson witnessed the whole massacre; of her favorite fence, which she made herself; as well as the grounds; and halfway through the woodshed.
All other f creations tarnation land-sea Hawthorne Hawthorn Fence, and woodshed
Flew at Janice, with such typhoon velocity ;
That it attacked her harshly!
She was battle bombarded, bleeding, breathless, bruised, and shocked ‼️
Even so, Janice was still standing, as she was, all covered in muck, splinters, and yard materials.
She was agitating, in excruciating embarrassment abject pain, fury, Rage, Loathing, and more.
Janice's face was bubbling, as though she were trying to 😱scream, yet, at first, her mouth, didn't open.
When she did have use of her mouth, no noises me out of it.
Janie seemed to be shaking or only silent 😱screaming excruciatingly extremely excitedly; with such fiercely forceful velocity and intensity, the strong wind, emanated around her; which; kept everything at bay. She was also able to get the wooden and earthen carnage, off of her. She senpaintersrs and everything else flying, like a porcupine, or a cartoon.
Jim Carey, as the Mask, in the movie, is about a man, who finds the Norse God of Higinks and mischievous activities, Loki, who was imprisoned in a Mask, by his father.
How'd They Done That?
If you think, that's unreasonable, unrealistic, and unexpected, well, thiisn'tta the real world ‼️
The next part is more Phantom Phenomenon phenomenal.
Then, a shimmering, sun-bright Sunman came, to surreptitiously (secretly) drown the Olson's entire environment ;
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supremely ;
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Realm Islands Empire Monarchs Forevermore River Water:
Fountain Of Youth and Vitality...
An awesomely important; impartial; incredibly powerful living, colorful elemental, an aCandylandnddolution, that can do almost anything ‼️
The water seems to make people immortal.
It restores people to life, Vigor Vitality, insight, inspiration intensity incredibly inspiring insatiable interests; research; and hard work.
River Water 🌊💧separates Connecticut USA, from the Vitality ... Empire...
Instantaneously Rejuvenated
and completely composed
except for shock, and wonder, the pe le n the scene, stared. They were all glowing!
The desired
different changes; between the destruction; and the new world, were astounding ‼️
Paradise ‼️
It was a glowing, greatly enhanced, fortified and enlarged palace, with all kinds of beautiful (and non-poisonous) ...: gardens; trees; and parks.
Everyone, and everything, had a brilliant sheen, of light, emanating, (shining) from within, the entity, or object.
The grass, and the people, were double giant-sized, 🌟stars of pure sunshine.
Everyone and everything shrunk, as they all slowly descended to the earth, from an incredibly, lofty, high mountainous height.
The people were clothed, as they regained their previous heights. "The aura aurora sun-people halo" brilliantly bright light, diminished, in intensity as well.
Empress Janice and Emperor Jason Olson, really reincarnated ‼️
The newly-made reincarnated reining Duo, each had ... :
1.
The supercilious fake-fur full ensemble, including a cape, clothes, and fake-fur lined crowns. ( The plush fabric, was to protect their heads; from the heavily jewel-encrusted; sharp, thin, gold metallic; pointy hats. These "hats" let the rain 🌧 fall, on the royal's bare heads ).
2.
A scepter
3.
a fantastic fancy, and powerfully sharp sword, that could cut through anything ‼️
It could even decimate or annihilate anything.
4. The same updated
perfectly formed
transparent
transforming
translucent
body-relaxing armor; microcosm; environmental protection ecosystem, with pure salvaged pre-pollution River Water; as well as
Purified, cleansed, filtered H20, fortified with vegan ...: recipes; electro lights; nutrition; vitamins; minerals (antibiotics as needed); antioxidants; and everything else.
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The incomparable ... River, was not used as a water source, for the inhabitants, of the realm, once buildings were built, for housing, commerce, and government.
The Mystical magical mystery mysterious mythical water was forever destroyed, when, a group of people dumped all of their poison, and trash, into the water.
Fortunately, those who drank the Fountain of Youth, before the Sun-infused-Riverwereas irreversibly damaged; Could ... :
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To change history, as well as the present, and the future.
In some way, the sunshine man was still the same Vitality Family Realm Islands Empirmonarchhs forever Member; whose first drink from, the River, was centuries ago.
When, he assessed the damage, to the Olson estate, and the couple, themselves; he
"simply" disappeared from Janice Olson's estate, only to reappear in China, centuries in the past.
Sunny, retrieved a Gigantic Ming Vase, from the ancient dynasty fortress.
Suddenly, he was all of those miles, across the world, in the river, next to Connecticut.
Incidentally, the future Vitality Islands, weren't very big, back then.
After Sunny poured 30 Vase-fulls, of uncontaminated water, on everyone, and everything, everyone was unconscious.
The people and the loose grass were lifted into the air, to the stratosphere Olympics training grounds.
When everyone finally, gently, touched the ground, the grass, and all of nature, were still enormous ‼️
Then, the newly-made forest of Hawthorne Hawthorn Trees, which sprouted, from every separated piece, of the fence, simply disappeared, without a trace ‼️
Instead, Janice was overwhelmed with joy and tears, as she was surprised to see her custom-designed, custom-made fence, duplicated, in a nice large maze, which, not only enclosed the extraordinary elegant and super ginormous Olson Empire; It also meandered along paths and separated gardens, and pastures alike.
There was brand-new, stunning, and original
Fountain of Youth Vitality ... . River Water fountain, playful bubbling and bright, natural guiser and perfect rainbow 🌈waterfall, in the ❤heart, of the palace grounds.
This was what sent a luminescent multicultural multicolored community, of these special, spectacular specializing little buddies; into the air, where they formed a living aurora borealis.
Polar lights (aurora Polaris) are a natural phenomenon found in both the northern and southern hemispheres that can be truly awe-inspiring. Northern lights are also called by their scientific name, aurora borealis, and southern lights are called aurora australis. Nov 19, 2019
The Fountain of Youth ⛲Sunshine water,
which sent the vivacious; vibrant; vibrating vocal; vital; Vitality, Insight; insightful instantly inspired, interestingly interactive; informative instituted
instinctively creative, cunning enormously powerful, and protective, riveting revitalizing restoring reincarnating refurbishing recurring reforming radically ( not radiation ); rehabilitation; relaxing; relaying; rich; ...
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Olson Story, in a nutshell
Remember, the newspaper article, about Olson's Bizarre day?
let's put it in a nutshell.
1.
Janice was in her garden when Archie bulldozed most of the Olson property, including the Nathaniel Hawthorne Hawthorns fence, and gate.
2.
Archie just came from the Eye Doctor, so he was nearly blind.
3. Archie didn't know, what happened, so he was happily talking to Mrs. Olson.
4. Janice Olson, was in a silent rage, as she was bombarded, with everything, that, was in Archie's way. That's some automobile‼️
5. 911 responders came.
6. A man, who drank, from the pre-contaminated fountain of youth came.
7. The Space-time continuum was disrupted, when, the New man, went back and forth, in time, to get enough water, to help thOlson's Estate.
8. The savior, who was pure sunshine; poured out the rejuvenating water; so many times, that The Olsons, had an Empire, of their own. It was paradise.
9. The couple's fancy realm, was suddenly, so many times bigger, than, the actual island, yet, Paradise fit, on solid ground.
If you remember, everyone, on the grounds, was bathed, in the Fountain of Youth water, which is so powerful, that it puts people in a comatose state; while the whole being; becomes perfect.
A hospital was established, in the palace, to accommodate, everyone, as they still had to breathe and receive nourishment. Not to mention, hygiene, and preventing bedsores, and blood clots.
Okay.
Next:
When Especially Ecstatic Emotional Empress Janice, awake, months later, she really was established, invigorated, and everything else.
She was giddy, as she started her new morning 🌅 routine. Janice was wearing, a nice, new Sunday Sun dress, which, really looked fancy and fantastic, with her youthfully glowing, and somewhat muscular self.
Jason, was already up, for the day. He was even more handsome than ever ‼️
With ...: perfect posture ‼️ soft and smooth-looking skin ‼️ no scars ‼️ He looked like a much younger; fun-loving man; who never had any hardship; or injury.
Jason smiled, and laughed, as his wife, fluttered around, in her fancy flounces. When she stopped, to gawk, at him, he felt uneasy.
As Janice realized, that, she was rude, to stare, she quickly stopped. Feeling bad, she said,
"I'm sorry. I didn't intend to be discourteous. It's just, that, you are perfect‼️ You are not tightly wrapped, with scars, fatigue, and age"‼️Janice was happily explaining, after apologizing.
"I didn't know, you were worried, about me. The wrong sun rays will burn the skin, and then, the skin, gets leathery, like a deer's skin.
I also had to deal with brutal bullies, for a long time," pause, huge sigh.
Janice threw her arms around him. "You never told me, that". She was a little bit high-pitched and worried.
"Oh, who wants to worry, my wife? Besides, as soon as my dad saw me, he ripped into those people. They're still in the hospital, with permanent injuries. I think they beat each other up, for no good reason".
Janice started to puke. "You are full of yourself. As if, anyone, would ... ".
Jason and Janice, went to the emergency room, in their palace; as her sudden illness, seemed suspect, and suspicious.
It turns out, that, it was a reaction, to the Fountain of Youth. Some of the little team members, don't like, to be swallowed. That makes sense. Right💚❓❓⚜️
Well, that's all for now. I will fix some other clarifications, later.
an·ni·hi·late
/əˈnīəˌlāt/
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verb
destroy utterly; obliterate.
"a simple bomb of this type could annihilate them all"
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destroy; wipe out; obliterate
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indemnification
/inˌdemnəfəˈkāSHən/
noun
compensation for harm or loss.
"the plaintiff sought (money) for the cost of the suit against the corporation"
security against legal liability for one's actions.
"whistleblower protection is indemnification for individuals who are dismissed as a result of reporting a violation"