Chapter 98

“A few tips about Thad?” I continued. “He likes it when you call him a donkey slut while he’s fucking you. And his dick is kind of thin, so you might have to clench really hard to feel anything at all. But maybe you know that already. Just moan like you’re enjoying yourself. He’ll never know the difference.”

To Thad I said, “I’ll be moving out tomorrow. You’ll find my set of keys on the kitchen table. Goodbye, Thad.” I turned to Rodney. “Get me out of here, please?”

“Sure thing, babe.”

We turned to go, but Thad grabbed my arm.

“You can’t do this to me! You fucking need me, you little cunt. You’re nothing without me!”

Rodney reached over and pushed Thad out of my personal space. “Hey, back off, buddy.”

Thad shoved him back. “No, you back off!”

All of a sudden, they were in a tussle on the floor. A crowd of rowdy men gathered to cheer them on as fists flew. Thad’s date cringed and grabbed my arm as Rodney kneed Thad in the groinOuch. Well, not really.