It’s about time writer Jonah Icicle takes Sandy Keye’s hand in marriage ... on Christmas Day! The Icicle family is upside down again and who better to rescue them? Jonah, of course. As a blizzard builds outside, his fiancé Sandy becomes concerned the storm might threaten their wedding day. No fear, though -- Jonah gears up and plows forward, ready to face the snow and the Icicles. A new addition to the family surprises him -- Magnum McKee, a snow buddy who happens to be his brother-in-law Bobo’s sexual therapy partner. Magnum causes a rift between Jonah’s two younger siblings, Jake and Willa. The brother and sister are in a face-off concerning Magnum’s position in Willa’s “threesome” marriage. Can Jonah smooth out their sibling rivalry before his happy day? His mohter Pam is hiding a secret. Where is she running off to again? Something is going on and Jonah must get to the bottom of it. And his father Bill hangs out in the neighbor’s basement. Jonah has to help put a stop to his straying before he ends up in the next town over. Throw a blizzard into the mix, Jonah’s bottom catching on fire, matching Christmas-themed briefs between Magnum and Bobo, a human snowman, and a wedding coordinator on cocaine. Despite all this, will Jonah have the perfect wedding on Christmas Day? Will he have the chance to marry the man he loves or not?

The Icicles: A Christmas Wedding

Satisfied with the results of the detailed meeting, Cookie gathers her paperwork and begins to close the event. She hurriedly says, “I think that covers everything. What do you two swans think?”


Sandy stands and pulls a pink wedding invitation out of the front pocket of his chinos, unfolds the thick paper, and places it in front of Cookie. He sits down and curtly says, “I think this is an atrocity on your part. Our invite should be gold on white if I recall correctly. Do you want to explain to us why it’s pink when we’ve paid you a fortune to have them printed gold on white? Because I’m dying to know?”


Cookie sniffles and her mouth falls open. “Oh dear. This is a problem. I didn’t know about this.”


A frown forms on Sandy’s face. “It is a problem. A hugeproblem. Now, tell me exactly how many of these horror features went out to my guests?”


“I…I…I’m not sure exactly,” Cookie says, shaking her head. She shuffles papers in front of her, including the invitation.


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