Nxgen_Snail_Kota

So a serial killer wakes up as carrion in RWBY and goes from there slaughtering, maiming, and torturing anyone he comes across.

Tags: Reincarnation, multiverse, opmc, nonhuman mc, fucktheplot, biomass, crossover, evilmc, maincast might die, rwby, system, slaughter, gore

(Warning, amateur here so dont blame me if this is ass, also for the most part this will be gore porn)

Upping my kill count across the infinite realities

[You are being contacted by Fuckherightinthepussy556]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Yo wassup new guy]


The normally bright blue box turned into a tall rectangle with a chat log, a keyboard, and even online mini-games. Still slightly confused I respond either way getting right to the point.


[Lazuraz: Are you also working under the boss?]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Yep, my name is, well used to be Jake before I died and was sent to another world with 3 wishes]


I guess other people were hired by the boss, for what purpose? I have no fucking clue, but at least I know that I'm not the only one.


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Did you not?]


[Lazuraz: Nah, I only got a system and was turned in carrion]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: You mean the mass of dead animal flesh?]


[Lazuraz: That's exactly what I said, but no I'm actually a sentient lump of living Biomass that can grow indefinitely by consuming living creatures]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Damn, that's actually op as shit]


[Lazuraz: I know right? But what about you, what did you wish for?]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: To be honest my wishes are a little lackluster creatively compared to what you got mostly because I wished for Saiyan biology, the ability to manipulate electromagnetic forces, and my last wish was to have infinite potential for strength]


[Lazuraz: That's actually not bad, but why saiyans? In fact what even are those?]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Your kidding right? You don't know what DBZ is?]


[Lazuraz: The hell is that? Some type of food or drug?]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: It is literally the greatest piece of animated media to ever be created in the history of ever]


[Lazuraz: That seems like a stretch to me]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: You won't be saying that after you watch it]


[Lazuraz: I would but unfortunately I don't have the means to do so]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: I got you bro]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556 has sent you DBZ the complete series on DVD and BlueRay with creators commentary and DBZ kai, as well as DBZ abridged the complete series as an added bonus]


Well, shit, he really went all out, Hell I didn't even know you could do something like this, but hey, this system gets more and more mysterious by the day.


Although it's too bad I don't plan on watching these shows anytime soon.


[Lazuraz: Thanks for that, but I can't watch em rn, I'm too busy]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Doing what?]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Oh shit, you got sent to RWBY? Lucky]


[Lazuraz: How bad is the place you are to call RWBY a lucky location? Soulless black monsters that never seem to dwindle in numbers trying to kill you on sight doesn't really seem all that lucky to me]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: I got sent to the HP Lovecraft universe]


[Lazuraz: Rip, well its been nice knowing you]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: Oi, im not dead yet]


[Fuckherightinthepussy556: The hell are yjbnasivuahflajzxgcogabogfeuagfaifouagfaskfag]


"Oh, it's nothing just talking to myself" I respond to the Pilot who just shrugs his shoulders and turns his attention back to flying. It was pretty easy to get past Ironwank, all I had to do was just fake an injury and I'm in, I don't know why I was so nervous over nothing.


Right now I'm in a bullhead flying towards the emergency medical center in atlas, Parkins is laying down on the table and I am just standing near him, I managed to sneak the robot in by registering Parkins as my handler, and because they don't know how to edit my files that won't change ever.


Boom! You looking for this?