Hamburglar

(Hey, I was wondering if what kind of dumbbelldouche you wanted, Good, Evil, Neutral, just a senile old man, whatever kind you want)

—After TimeSkip—--

James once again enters the hallowed halls of gringotts led by a goblin to a meeting room where griphook is currently sitting

"Good morning griphook"

Griphook"Good Morning my lord"

"I take it you were able to set up all the meetings today?"

Griphook"Yes, Harry potter and the Dursleys will be here soon, the rest of your family will be here In an hour or so"

Just as griphook finishes his sentence they all here 3 hard knocks on the door, in response griphook loudly exclaims

Griphook"Come in"

The door slowly squeaks open revealing a fat tub of lard, a scared young boy and a foul wench, as soon as the door opens the trio slowly walks in and takes a seat while forcing the young boy to stand, james sitting next to griphook tells the boy

"Please sit, all of you"

In response the young man slowly sits down trying his best not to anger anyone

(notes, D=Dursley, P=foul wench petunia, H=Harry)

D"What do you beasts want" vernon says with venom dripping from his walrus mouth

Griphook"We have brought you here today to take one Harry Potter back to his rightful home"

D"Good take the freak, you don't even need us here to take him"

Griphook"Very well come here harry, you sign this" griphook growls as he slides a contract over

Vernon hurriedly signs without reading before trying to make his way out

(is the text doesnt have a name before it, it is the MC speaking, also the lord titles will switch depending on what ones im needing)

"Wait"

D"What do you want"

"I Lord Le-Fay-Potter-Peverell Hereby curse you to live the rest of your life in agony and sorrow, may your souls rot in eternal damnation for all eternity for the crimes you have committed against both a child and scion of House Potter" (is this too harsh? I really hate the dursleys with a fiery passion)

After james finishes his declaration magic shines a bright blue before turning pitch black and forming a dark ghastly portal, as the black portal that seems to absorb all traces of light within the room and ghostly screams pour out, two chains seemingly made of bones wrap around a slightly transparent version of Petunia and Vernon causing screams to emanate from their very being before the portal and chains disappear as if they were never their leaving only the unconscious form of Petunia and Vernon collapsed in a pile on the floor

(A/N If your curious, I used House Le-Fay due to morgana being the first and darkest dark lord, meaning the house magic used in the curse would be extremely ancient, dark, and powerful.

For potter, its purely because harry is a scion of house potter meaning the family magic will further empower the curse, however won't add any darkness to it

Finally peverell, Since lord peverell owns the 3 deathly hallows and being a gray house at best, the family magic will empower the curse and the connection to the 3 deathly hallows will enforce the curse with death itself, in the end, this is purely an excuse to make it so no one can break the curse, I am leaving dudley alone though)

"Get those poor excuses for a human out of my sight" at james request 5 heavily armed goblins come in and drag petunia and vernon out by their hands, after they are removed james looks over to see a fearful harry

"Hello harry, Im well your uncle kind of"

H"My uncle?" harry manages to stutter out

"Yes your uncle, me and griphook the goblin to your right will explain whats happening"

—--Time Skip—--- (its just james and griphook explaining to harry about the wizarding world, his status, and his family, pretty much stuff people already know)

Just as they finish explaining and answering all of harrys questions, another 3 loud knocks resound within the room, once again with griphook welcoming them in the door opens to reveal: lucius (L) malfoy, draco (D) malfoy, narcissa (N) malfoy, nymphadora (NY) tonks, andromeda (A) tonks, and ted (T) tonks (the chat of them talking will either be the first letter of their name or the first 2 or 3 letters of their name)

(to be continued)