Acetaminophen (main chapter)

-Main Chapter-

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As james and co are walking towards Baste prison, I black hole appears under james, quickly absorbing him causing him to just disappear to everyone else.

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James arriving in a black void looks around before saying

'System, whats happening?'

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*Notice. All Skills and abilities have been sealed.

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*Notice. System temporarily unavailable.

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'What! What the hell do you mean sealed!'

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Suddenly a chuckle comes from the void

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?"Well if it isn't bobs favored, you seem a little lost, something wrong?"

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"Who are you? What have you done?"

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?"Well you see, my father saw fit to make you his successor, when I am his very own flesh and blood. So perhaps if you went insane he would reconsider"

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"What the hell, go f*ck yourself you brat"

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?"You dare speak to me like that mortal! [God of Dreams, Azathoth] Show him true madness"

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As james looses consciousness and falls suddenly the black void lights up as two more figures appear

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Bob"What have you done Ceril!?"

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Ceril"Merely showing him his superiors, after all he stole what belongs to me"

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?"My friend, your son seems a little flamboyant"

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Bob"It would appear, he won't be receiving his actual inheritance now, it will all go to james as compensation"

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Ceril"Actual inheritance?"

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Bob"Yes, you would have received a weaker version of all my powers and the couple ordverses I run, but now I'm giving it all to james, since I can't trust you with it"

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Ceril"NO! You can't do that?"

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Bob"I hereby disinherit you, and further disown you. I reclaim everything I have given you and sentence you to live eternally as a weak mortal human"

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With a black flash of light, the once glowing Ceril is left a 5"10 skinny blonde with tears in his eyes

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Ceril"I haven't even done anything to him yet. Why did you give him a ordverse if it wasn't your inheritance"

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Bob"I was tasked by my annoying friend next to me, Author-San. To give him a package of powers. They were not mine and I had no control over the powers either, however, everything you would have gotten will be given to him too."

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Author-San"Perhaps we should relieve him of that skill, before its too late"

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Bob"Right, I completely forgot"

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(Guys, guys, Its just a avatar, don't worry, I don't even know Bob, we just had a couple drinks. Come on don't go reader-chan)

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Bob"Azathoth, release your hold on the boy"

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With a golden flash James starts to regain consciousness, infront of him he sees gandalf again, standing next to him is a 5"9 american with tan skin and dark brown hair

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James"What the hell was that? Also who is that next to you bob?"

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Bob"Ah thats just the person willing us into existence, empowered by our beautiful readers"

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(Is my compliments helping? Sorry for the changes lately, just been hectic and I also don't remember anything I write)

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Author"Well, I will leave it to you, lmk if you need anything"

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After saying that the below average looking american disappears with his yalls, all yalls, and probably biscuits and gravy.

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(I wont do a chapter on james torture, but if you guys want a short chapter of me just showing you inside james mind for character development reasons LMK, I might do it anyways idk)

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James"So uh, can you unseal everything?"

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Bob"Ah right, sure" he says snapping his fingers

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*Notice. System has been unsealed

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*Notice. All skills and abilities have been unsealed

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Bob"Anyways, Sorry about that. I will send you back to your world along with a gift. So bye, we probably won't meet again"

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In sparkly flash james pops away returning to his world through a bifrost like beam, instead of the usual elder god digestive tract

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'He could have done this the entire time! Bastard just wanted me to suffer in digestive juices between worlds. Is he into vore or something?'

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Once james thinks this, bob unconsciously shivers

'Weird, that hasn't happened in millenia, anyways, hope that brat enjoys the gift when he unlocks it'

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Returning to james, he appears about 5 miles from baste prison with the boars hat wandering at the horizon

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*Notice. Host has received [Bobs Gift], would host like to open it?

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'Sure, see what I get as compensation'

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*Opening

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*Notice. 98% of items have been sealed or stored in a separate vault

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'What?! Why? Did that bastard rip me off?'

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*Answer. Host is currently too weak to use them, unsealing them would result in the hosts soul imploding before destroying the ordverse and the surrounding 50,000 ordverses

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'Ah, uh, sorry. Thank you'

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*Notice. Host has gained and evolved skills

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[True Demon King]->[True Demonic Emperor]

[Reptilian Tongue]->[All Speak]

[Origin Skill, Energy Breeder Reactor]->[False Infinity]

[Samael, The Light Bringer]->[Samael, The Angelic Demon King]

[Angel of War, Michael]->[Arch-Angel of War, Michael]

[Dragon Emperor]->[False Dragon God]

[Lord of Greed, Mammon]->[King of Greed, Mammon]

[Heir of Chaos]->[Chaos Incarnate]

[Wrathful King, Satan]->[God of Wrath, Ares]

[Heir of Bob]

[Heir of A*****]

[Lord of Dreams and Illusions, Great Red]

-End

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'Holy shit, I will need to look at those descriptions later, for now I wanna fuck with ban'

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"[Lord of Illusions, Great Red] Change appearance, Meliodas"

(Thank you all for reading! Hope you enjoy the chapter, I mainly wanted to give the MC some extra powers and a excuse to further give him powers)