Not Down His Ass Crack!

After Gyarados was gone, I turned to the still and unmoving body of the fisherwoman Trainer. Jackie was still lying on the ground, but I could see the rise and fall of her chest, so I walked over to her.

Before doing anything, I grabbed the miniature Poké Ball from her belt. I wasn't going to make the same mistake twice, and I reached out to the side, summoning my Ball Wacker Staff.

I started to whirl the staff, and then I tossed the ball into the air and then quickly used both hands to whirl the shaft at blinding speeds. As the ball dropped, I connected with it and sent it flying out to the sea.

This was another talent that I had in my past life, along with the use of most other weapons. Whatever I had done in my last life was far more ominous than I had originally assumed, but the scariest part was that I knew how to kill using each one, and I had.

I watched the ball sail through the air far above the water like a glowing start, and then it exploded in mid-air. The Squirtle burst from the Poké Ball, and then I realized what I had just done as the creature fell through the air and then into the water lifelessly.

"Son of a bitch! I forgot that he was knocked out!" I shouted out loud and then ran out to the water, fully ready to swim out to find the turtle.

Then the massive head of Gyarados poked his head out of the water and spit something at me. The red and tan shell of Squirtle came firing out at me, but I was able to catch it, but the Squirtle was still inside of his shell.

I walked back over to Jackie with Squirtle under my arm, but she was still out cold. I wasn't really sure what I was supposed to do in this situation.

"Keep the Squirtle; they taste good, or at least that is what it says. As for the girl, she is out cold, so just fuck her and get it over with! Not like she will remember when she gets up, and it will save you some time, I guess," Dirty Harry said, but I could tell that even he knew it was a stupid suggestion.

"I didn't come here to become the Rapist Pokémon, so don't bother bringing up a stupid idea like that again. I will figure out how I can do this, and if she still chooses death after everything, then so be it; at least it will be her choice," I said, and Dirty Harry stayed quiet.

I put the Squirtle down beside Jackie, and then I noticed that her cooler was still here, and I walked over to it. I opened it up and found two revives like the one that I had used on Sammy the Starmie.

There were also three potions in there, and I took one of them out and drank it before heading back over to where the Squirtle was. I had no idea what its name was or how I was going to feed it this revive.

"Pour it in the top of his shell slowly. You don't need to make out with the Pokémon to give them a revive; you just need to go slow. Once they get a little bit of the revive in them, they will wake up, and you can give them the rest. On top of that, this is a Water-Type Pokémon, making him far harder to drown than, say, a Rock-Type Pokémon," Harry explained.

Sometimes, I almost felt like there were two personas with Harry. There were times when I could almost ignore and forget that he breathed out acid every time he opened his mouth to talk.

"I get excited Fuck Face, and this is how I express myself! Still, I am not an animal that only has happiness and sadness! I just prefer to talk like this twat lips, so deal with it!" Dirty Harry growled from my pocket as I walked back over to Squirtle.

I had set him down beside Jackie, so I sat down in the sand beside her and grabbed the brown and tan shell. I sat it up in my lap and then gripped the shell with my knees as I started to open the revive.

"Wait! As much as I would love to see the look on your face when you realize why the Pokémon isn't waking up, you have him upside down. Revives are expensive, so you don't want to be wasting them unless you need them! You need to pour it in his mouth, not down his ass-crack!" Dirty Harry explained to me as he laughed, making my eyes go big in shock.

I quickly turned the shell over with some slight embarrassment but got over it quickly as I heard Jackie starting to groan. I twisted the top of the yellow crystal-shaped bottle of revive, and slowly began to pour the yellow liquid into the top of the shell, but that was when Jackie woke up beside me

"Ugh, what happened?" Jackie asked and then groaned as she rolled into me unconsciously, starting to cuddle into my lap.

That was the same moment Squirtle burst from his shell to latch onto the bottle in my hand.

All of this happened so fast that I had no time to react, and I let go of the revival as I looked down at Jackie, who was now cuddling me. The bottle that Squirtle was trying to drink out of fell into his mouth and started to choke him.

This was about the moment that Jackie finally decided to look up to the commotion, and our eyes locked together, and I felt her entire body stiff. The arms that were trying to pull me into a hug stopped, and she looked up at me with a horrified expression like I was some kind of monstrous creature.

Meanwhile, Squirtle was choking to death.