The Dragon Reborn In Pokemon: A Wheel of Time Crossover
The Dragon has been spit back out by the wheel, but this time and the last were not in the world he knew as Lews Theron or Rand Al'thor, and The Dragon is reborn into the Pokémon world. All the Pokémon can talk, and humans are dicks; go figure.
The Wheel has been broken, and time is no longer flowing that same as it was, and the Dark One, Shaidar Haran has been infecting this world for the last ten years. This will be dark, dirty, and raunchy af, so duct tape on your pillows and strap the hockey helmet on before diving in!
Just to make sure that you all know and aren't just wandering in thinking this is some fucking Ass caught it all story! Grab your furry-Dex and a box of tissue!
Besides all that, The Dragon, Azriel, a man reborn into a new body as a human-shaped Pokémon, and is tossed directly into conflict after getting his first Pokémon. In this world, gangs, violence, and drugs have become the norm; each city is its own governing body.
Time to explore Pokémon more profound than anyone has before while talking about things that are never explained. While this will be dirty, I will keep it pretty accurate, with hundreds of dark twists and a plot-driven storyline to keep you drawn in!
This is about getting that Poke-pussy! Also, you don't have to tell me, I know I'm a pervert!
Also: Theme song:
I wanna squeeze every breast
Like every nerd ever dreamed
To breed them is my real test
Filling pussy is my cause
I will fuck them across the land
Stretching holes far and wide
I'll teach humans to understand
My power that fills insides
(Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me
My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny
(Pokémon)
Oh, with all my new friends
The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend
(Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge
The hero will get real bruised
You suck me, and I'll fuck you
Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all
Yeah
Every pussy along the way
With courage, I will fill
I will fuck them every day
To fix this fucked up place
Sex with me is always right
My dick makes the best team
Transforming humans with my seed
This is beyond my wildest dreams
(Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me
My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny
(Pokémon)
Oh, with all my new friends
The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend
(Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge
The hero will get real bruised
You suck me, and I'll fuck you
Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Yeah!
(Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me
My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny
(Pokémon)
Oh, with all my new friends
The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend
(Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge
The hero will get real bruised
You suck me, and I'll fuck you
Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all
Discord: https://discord.gg/jyFRGudWZ6
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Pervy Sage is here for a shameless author review. So this is pokemon, but through my eyes with human concepts and real work problems. There will be highs and lows, but I think you will all enjoy this dirty rendition of the place from our childhood dreams. ps, sorry for also ruin your childhood every chance I get!
Five star for your theme song! .
More!! More!! More!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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im no furry or like pokep*rn but this crack fic make me comeback and wait the next update --------------------------------------------------------
It's only a few chapters but a really good read, I like your characters and the concept of your story, this story has a lot of potential, i will keep reading. Good luck author.
Haven't read it yet but that theme song deserves 5 stars.
This book takes everything you think you might know about the world of Pokémon and completely spins it around and turns it on its head! In a very funny and hilarious way. Every chapter is unique and filled with its own brand of funny, from the characters to dialogue. It makes one question what would Pokémon be like if things really were this way? If you’re looking for a dark, yet humorous take on the world and characters of Pokémon, look no further!
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hahaha, i haven't read the novel but with the novel Synopsis you got me interested, i might update my review after read the novel, lol i hope this is a good one
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