38--Caster's Wish (Can I Go Home?)

After the fight with Lancer, I was literally in tatters, my arms couldn't take the release of the Vajra after throwing the Black Rose, outwardly I was fine but my insides were one stroke away from being mashed, thank heaven and the son of a bitch Avenger Since my body is resilient, I've never felt so glad to be mostly a monster, I grabbed Caster who was oddly cooperative and unusually shy in my arms and sped to my apartment.

Sometime later, I end up in the strange situation where Caster "Medea" is taking a bath in my bathroom, while I am treating my injuries in the living room.

Don't ask how we ended up in this situation, she just said something about wiping off the blood and I left him in the bathroom. Did he brainwash me without me noticing? No, I'm a magical perception specialist and I'm partially immune to "Charmed", so I haven't been brainwashed...but, I have to admit that Medea is very cute, apart from the fact that she's a little crazy and she is prone to a "Yandere Super Not Kawai" attack, she is literally the best waifus in all of Fate, well not counting Mashu but she still doesn't enter the story. Either way, Caster is taking a bath, while this servant is patching up his internal organs with spirit surgery.

--One, two, three... seventy-five... two hundred and thirty-four... and that's it, I won't die from internal bleeding anymore~.

--Good to hear~

A soft voice came from behind me, light lilac hair and large bright sapphire eyes, smooth jade white skin, wrapped in a towel which hardly leaves anything to the imagination, Caster with his hair still damp and the soft smell of shampoo is dismantling little by little my reason.

"Ca...ca...Caster?"

--Yes Master~

At my stutter, this shopkeeper woman only bowed her head in a tender and devastating gesture as she approached me.

--Caster, when I became your Master, I don't have Command Spells, I'm not a Master?

--Master, it's Master, you went and stole from me, correct? so you're my master, anyway I'm just a "Sorceress" eventually I'll die~

Speaking with a somewhat melancholic tone, Caster fell on my bare back hugging her, the contour of her body was glued to my back and the smell of the shampoo flooded my nostrils, I unconsciously ended up turning and hugging this melancholic and sentimental woman. honey trap? Who the hell cares! If you're going to eat poison, eat the dish too!

--Caster… What do you want?

I asked while hugging the former princess and queen of Cholchis who was trembling weakly, her mana levels were low.

--My wish~?

--Yes, your death, tell me Medea Princess and Queen of Cholchis. What do you want?

Silence, an awkward silence fell over us. After several minutes, Caster raised his face and looked at me with his clear and bright eyes like sapphires they looked at me through tears.

--Can I go home?

The young Princess and Queen spoke with large tears threatening to fall from her eyes. I nodded and smiled.

--You can go back, no... We'll go back, I'll take you back to Cholchis.

"C-can I go back?... Really?"

--Yes.

Caster burst into tears and hugged me. Who is this adorable woman? Where is my dominant and sadistic milf? Is Grail-Kun this Servant defective? Help Me! Nigga!

Seeing Caster fall into a nervous breakdown, which caused me to fall into one as well, we both hugged each other and somehow ended up together in my room, where we didn't leave until about four hours of late-night exercises later. Caster regained all of his mana and this lowly thief became his anchor to stay in this time.

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I woke up dazed and slightly dizzy after the "Intense Mana Exchange" with Caster, she was still sleeping soundly on the bed. I smiled and quietly got out of bed, made a light breakfast and some coffee, put it on a tray and carried it to bed.

Caster who had just woken up or so it seemed was blushing and strangely shy, while looking at me doubtfully.

--Caster you have to rest~ eat your breakfast and make yourself at home, I'll go out later and make some arrangements.

--Master?

--Yes?

--Will you take me home?

--Yep, I'm going to get you some papers to help us with that~ I may look young but I have some influential contacts (Although it's just old man Raiga Fujimura and a few corrupt politicians)

--I see... Is Master not afraid of running away?

--If you were that kind of woman, you would have killed me last night right~?

I winked at Caster and left breakfast in bed. Caster didn't answer and just began to eat her breakfast with a smile and her cheeks slightly flushed. It certainly is very pretty.

I left the apartment, since it was a school day my cell phone was full of calls from Mao and Rin, I turned off the phone after talking to Kirei so I couldn't answer their calls. I drove my motorcycle around the city and visited some officials related to the Fujimura Family and some old contacts of Kiritsugu and others related to the Burial Agency, after some bribes, threats and cash payments, I received a birth certificate, civil registration and other identity documents all bearing Caster's face, obviously under a pseudonym. I also did some bank transfers and looted some stupid Egyptian's goods.

I quickly visited my Mobs uncles, who only greeted me with a smile and said that I should visit more often, I just nodded and passed my uncle a juicy red envelope, we both shared a nod and I returned to my residence.

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Upon entering my apartment I was greeted by a pretty woman in her early twenties, dressed in a long denim skirt and light purple blouse to match her light blue hair and eyes, not to mention said beautiful woman brimming with feminine charm and air of housewife is Caster.

--Come back~

--Welcome home~

I uttered those cliche words and my brain short-circuited upon receiving Caster's reply. God, Jesus, Buddha, Cthulhu! Natsu Son of! How could you condemn such a Female Prefect?! I couldn't help myself and hugged Caster, my arms wrapped directly around her waist and I lifted her up, kissing her neck and cheeks, intoxicated by her scent, only to come to my senses when Caster slapped me lightly.

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--Is Master feeling better?

Caster looked at me with some doubt and suspicion, she didn't seem bothered but my mind was in chaos with guilt.

"Sorry, Caster...I got a little lost...I'm sorry...here this is your new identity."

--New Identity~?

Caster bowed his head and picked up the folder with his documents.

--Meg Mariya? 24 years?

--Sep. You have a passport and other documents, all that remains is to take some of the corrupted energy from the Grail and give you a new body, then I can take you quietly around the world.

"Ma-master, are you a capable man~?

--If you weren't, would you fight hand to hand with the "Prince of Light of Ireland" Lancer?

--How do you know his real name?!

--I only know, I know the names of all the Heroes that will be called for this war, as well as your name, I know all the others, I know the location of the main Grail and the two secondary Grails, as well as the fault that there is in the system, should you have already figured it out?

Caster left her warm and adorable appearance and went into her work mode. The air around her turned cold and gloomy, but she's still cute.

--Yes, the grail and the ley lines of this city could not be in a worse state, the grail is corrupted and clearly will not grant any wish but its own.

--I see you already know what's brewing inside her~

--I saw a bit when I was summoned, that disgusting being is incubating inside the grail.

--Sep, he's the Avenger of the third war, thanks to him and my own madness I have this devilish body. I'm going to take as much as I can though, the war for the holy grail? The root of magic? The Honor and the Glory? Those things don't interest me, I'm a looter, I'll take all the profits and blow up the grail for fun.

I laid out a condensed version of my vision of the war and Caster looked at me in amazement.

--Fun?

--Yep, what is life if you don't enjoy it~? I'm quite a hedonist, I like pretty things, good food and detailed art, I work exterminating beasts and looting their lairs, I'm not a hero and I hope never to be, I'm a villain and I'm proud to be, freedom, power and money, What more can a man ask for?

I laughed out loud and collapsed on the sofa, Caster sat next to me and wrapped his arms around my neck, we both shared a kiss and spent the rest of the day flirting like two young lovers.