51--Idle Talk~ (5 people with purple hair)

The smell of freshly brewed coffee called me from the land of dreams, yesterday or rather before yesterday I exterminated the bloodline of the Magus Makiri (Matou) and a few hours ago I fulfilled one of my goals "Save Matou Sakura", Whether due to sentimentality, self-centeredness, narcissism, condolences or pity, I end up saving her and regenerating her body to a state, although it is not 100% optimal and pristine, it is considerably an infinite improvement to its previous state, the best of all is that we ensure the "Grail of the Makiri" a corrupted and poorly prepared version of the door that connects this world with the great grail, that is, we have the door and the key, you just have to put them together and turn.

I smiled as I took my numb body to the kitchen following the smell of coffee, in the kitchen a strange scene was taking place, well more than strange it would be the dream of every fan of the Fate universe, Caster, Rider and Assassin were chatting while they cooked, although more to chat are verbally abusing Sasaki.

--Osu~ Boss... Good morning.

--Sasaki... The mansion?

--No one will enter during the day, besides Onee-san already put up a barrier everything is fine~

Assassin spoke in her usual nonchalant tone and continued chopping the vegetables, by the way she's not wearing her usual slacker outfit of ragged blue jeans and a white t-shirt, this time she has an outfit you'd expect on a mechanic worker, a blue overalls with the words [Dragon Slayer] written in romaji.

--Master~ Good morning~

Caster put down the frying pan and came into my arms, greeting me in his always warm way, we are both completely open to our happiness. Did someone say anything about the war? Who cares? I'm busy, come back later. Masterfully ignoring Rider's awkward look and Assassin's constant thumbs up, Caster released me from his embrace with a slight blush. She is too cute~.

--Good morning Caster~ Good morning to you too Rider~

--Good morning Akatsuki-dono, thanks again for everything.

--Don't worry about the small details~

Caster and Rider were wearing their usual clothes, except now they had cute pink aprons with ruffles, seeing two mature women in cute clothes is very interesting, although they are both teasing the bastard Sasaki he just smiles and continues cutting. Is this guy or is he very? hard or is it an M? Well that's your problem.

Dismissing all thoughts of Assassin's personal proclivities, I drank the coffee Caster had just poured me, 100% pure black coffee with no sugar, the roasted aroma and taste bitter but pleasant just like the scene before me.

Three purple-haired Servants living together under the same roof, it's something strange if we take into account that we're not in Moon-cell or Chaldea, wait, purple hair, purple hair? Currently Caster, Rider, Assassin, Sakura and I don't have purple hair? Purple hair alliance? Purple Hair Association?

--Master~are you thinking of something offensive~?

Caster poked my cheek with his beautiful white fingers, reflexively I turned and licked his finger.

--Master~

Smiling, I shrugged and calmly stated my thoughts.

--I just thought about the funny thing that we all have purple hair, don't you think?

A few seconds later, Assassin began to laugh out loud, followed by Rider's elegant smile and Caster's light laugh.

--Ha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ very...very good Boss~

--... (Fu~)

--Fu~fu~fu~ it certainly is something funny master~

--Right?...I only realized it now, Rider, Sakura, Assassin, you and I have purple hair, I don't know if it's fate or whatever but I think it's a good sign~

--Yes, Boss says it must be true, I have never met a man so skilled at picking up beautiful women, hahahahahaha~

Assassin commented and continued laughing, having finished her task as a vegetable cutter, she took out a can of beer from the fridge and started drinking, which is not a problem since it is almost four in the afternoon, starting to drink early is not a problem. .

--I agree, fate must have dictated our meeting.

Rider spoke with a strangely cheerful tone in her voice as she swirled the fried rice inside the wonk.

--Fate or not, Master is mine~

Caster hugged me from behind as she acted strangely clingy and puffed out her cheeks while glaring spitefully at the other Servants.

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Contrary to my expectations a bandaged and patched up Sakura joined breakfast (Lunch actually) although she was wobbly a bit and there were small bloodstains on her bandages they were just minor scratches, assisted by Rider Sakura was able to sit up and eat with just a little discomfort from the bandages on his hands and wrists.

--Akatsuki-san, Rider told me about the operation, thank you very much for everything.

After the meal Sakura bowed as far as her bandages would allow accepting her thanks I made her sit down and talk about the situation. While I am her benefactor, this girl is a spiteful psychopath and potentially homicidal lunatic super OP, even a hamster-sized Void Avatar can kill a dozen people so being whitelisted by this girl is very important for my peace of mind.

--Sakura-chan don't worry, remove all those things from your body, repair or replace all the damaged organs and tissues, change your old magic circuits for a new system, so you will have to adapt to them, your origin and magical affinity they remain the same but you should be able to use some of the magic recorded in the memory of the new circuits. Also, I took the liberty of toning your muscles and well... a small breast augmentation among other minor aesthetic things~

I slipped in a little joke (although I actually did) to which Sakura could only look down at her breasts and turn red as a tomato, Caster and Rider giving me cold looks for their part Assassin is in the kitchen doing the dishes.

--Don't worry, Shirou likes "big" girls as well as "Innocent" ones, he denies it but the magazines under his bed can't lie~

--Ah...does senpai like "Big"?

--Yep~ Shirou is how to say~ equal to about 47% of the men in the world~

--Master~ and the other 53%~?

Caster asked me from the side giving me a sulky look.

"Well...47% are the big breasted faction, 43% are the small breasted faction, and the rest are deviant lunatics who should be sent to the FBI."

The three women nodded at my words before Rider dropped a bombshell.

--So... Is Akatsuki-dono on the side of the "Big Ones" or the "Little Ones"?

The temperature of the room dropped a couple of tens of degrees in an instant.

--C-c-certain Master~ do you prefer "Modest" or "Large" breasts?

Caster asked me with a cold smile and dead eyes as he prodded me with RuleBreaker. Oi, be careful with that thing!

I pretended to think and jumped for the only sure and blatantly sure answer there was.

I hugged Caster and kissed her cheek as they lightly brushed against their breasts, completely disinterested in Sakura and Rider's surprised looks, gently nibbling on Caster's pointed ear as she spoke.

--These are the ones I like~

I continued my harassment until Rider coughed and brought me back to reality.

--I see~ Akatsuki-dono is a faithful man...

--Yep, Rider~ Back on topic, Sakura. Your body still has to recover, I will use some of the overflowing energy of the grail to fully restore your body, I can also give Rider a pseudo reincarnation, just as I plan to reincarnate my cute Caster, and maybe Assassin if she survives~

--Boss listen to that!

--Keep doing the dishes Assassin!

Caster clicked his tongue and Assassin's cry of pain could be heard from the kitchen, possibly Caster must have broken one or several ribs or other bones.

--Use the grail?

--Reincarnation!

--Yep, I must tell you that the grail, no, the entire system of the Holy Grail of Fuyuki has been corrupted and unusable since the end of the third war, the destruction of it during the fourth war was the straw that broke the camel's back and now the "Great Grail" is just a giant incubator for the incarnation of an evil god with a lot of power and a very twisted sense of humor. So tell me, what do you want to do, fight for a grail that does nothing but bring chaos, or take advantage of that chaos to solve some of your problems?

Rider nodded.

--Sakura you must use the power of the grail to recover completely, if possible I want to reincarnate and accompany you in that new life.

--Thank you, Rider.

The two girls shared a tender hug, my brain couldn't help but buzz at the cute Yuri in sight, while Caster continued to puncture my clothes with RuleBreaker.

--Caster, you're so cute~

Ignoring cute Yuri and bleeding Sasaki's duet in the kitchen, I assaulted my wife Caster's tender lips~ Following the earlier impulse, I turned around and spoke in a slightly accelerated voice.

--Rider, here~ take Sakura to her house or to Shirou's, I'm going to be busy for a while. Assassin you are going to live in Ryuudoji temple, get out of here~

I tossed a wad of 150,000 yen bills on the table with one hand while lifting Caster like a princess with the other and headed towards the bedroom. Rider understood my actions and nodded with a bitter smile taking the money and leading Sakura out of the apartment.

--Thanks for everything?

--Yes, yes, see you in a few days~

I spoke with my back to them and continued my march to bed with a totally red and adorable Castko-chan.

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some days later

--Master, don't you think you were a bit rude to Miko-chan and the Matou girl~

--Nah~ Rider is a good girl who understands, besides we still have "That" and the disposable pawn aka non-recyclable garbage~

--Fu~fu~fu~ Master is so cool~

--If I'm great it's only because I have you by my side~

I kissed Caster the same way I've kissed her for the last 36 hours, I don't know why but I don't want to get out of bed and separate from her, I have three Servants on my side, four if we count Archer EMIYA and five with Saber, we can easily eliminate to Gilgamehs and Kirei, Berseker is a walk in the park in a 5v1, we have "It" if I extract the base of Illya's magic circuits and implant them along with "It" in Shinji's body I can call in less than 5 minutes to the Grail, overflowing the Ryuudoji lake in an hour and a half, reincarnating Medea, Medusa, Sasaki, healing Sakura and absorbing about 200 years of mana all this in about three hours, basically "Already Won", the grail is technically in my hands But all of that seems like a lot of work to me. Between getting up and going to destroy Rin's peace and stability of mind by telling her the truth after Tokiomi's death and delivering Kiritsugu's letters to Shirou and Illya makes me incredibly lazy.

--Master~ is tired~

--I don't want to be separated from you~ even if it's just for a moment I don't want to...

--But we've already been here for three days like rabbits~

--And you don't like it~ my pretty princess~

I kissed Caster's lips and hugged her naked body, who knows what's wrong with me but we've literally been like rabbits for three days, if I had to say anything it's that there's a Hindu style tattoo on my back and that my hair has taken a turn. even more purple tone but that's all, maybe Indra's existence is corroding my existence, one of the myths associated with Indra is his role as creator god, seeding the Ganges river after a 100 year copulation, which could explain my resistance .

--I'm not saying I don't~like~ but~

--But~?

--Sasaki, he was attacked last night by El Doradito and he's running away~

"So Gilgamehs is moving, dammit...

I cursed and reluctantly scooted my body out of bed.

--Caster, I'm sorry but we'll have to wait a little longer for our honeymoon~

--No problem, darling~

Caster smiled at me as she cradled her belly, her tender and motherly action sent a shiver down my spine but then I shook my head, banishing that thought from my mind (She's a heroic spirit, a ghost can't get pregnant can she? )

--Let's go visit my silly younger brother. Caster, do you dare to kill the King of Heroes?

--Fu~fu~fu~fu, Master whether they are heroes, kings or demigods, I have already killed quite a few of them~

Caster gave an evil smile as he leaned back enticingly on the bed.

--Ha hahahaha~ That's why I love you~ My beautiful princess.