I bet you can't handle this!

finally after 3 months of random searching I found her, in fact it wasn't hard to find her trails , just ask around about drunken blonde traveling around with black haired woman, of course everytime I asked I used different henge, it won't be funny if someone knows about me looking for legendary senin..it would look suspicious

it wasn't until 3 months of abusing shadow clones until I got the information that I seek, the clone moves to an unguarded ally and put hersishin seal, and used my real body to meet her, and changed natsu to my appearance and send the body in place in the academy, no one should noticed the difference, it's me after all, we share the ego, and not how some restarted over the Internet says it's clones..the amount of insecurities out there are abnormal..or that's what I remember from my past life when I used to read fics, who knows maybe it changed

but I don't know the reason why I felt I should use my original body and name to meet her, maybe I feel uncomfortable about it even if it's my mind controlling the body, called it hypocrisy if you want, I won't give a flying fuck about it, people mind changing like click of a button, when that time comes I will worry about it..

anyway, I hetaishined to the location from the memories I got from the shadows clones, and moved the entertainment district, I had few thirsty look here and there, seriously how many people have shota fetish?

regardless I arrived at the casino and through the windows I saw her gambling,I wasn't sure how to approach her, even if she drunk, tricking her is out of questions, even if she drunk she still can squash me like a bug, thinking about it, it may be dangerous to come in my original body..but what's done is done, what I need to beat her in her own game... fortunately, it will be easy..the question is..on how to bet...

oh! I know! I should try that! maybe even I get some affection points with her!

now what remain to wait for her to come outside!

....

evening, I almost wanted to enter, but at that moment I saw her outside, I have to say the anime didn't give her enough credit regrading her beauty,now I understand why she desperately wants to remain young, even develop a whole seal for that!, especially these marshmallows.. enough! no horny! bonk!

you have mission remember!

I then hurriedly bumped into her, creating a situation

"hey brat! watch your going!" she said in drunken anger

I looked at her in the way and said apologetically "ah sorry!" then I made the expression of fake shock, which was become genuine because I was shocked she because she also shocked!

"boy!.. your eyes!" my eyes? what about my eyes? and the answers hit me as she lift a her famous necklace, that the reason I wanted to come with my body?! but I could do the same with my other body? then why? whatever I can use that! I feel like idiot forgetting her necklace, maybe I should develop photographic memory? well on my do list

"I was looking for you! you are the legendary senin Tsunade!" this part also genuine, in fact I want to bring most of real feeling, I don't want to building something with her on a lie.. maybe that why I brought my body?

"oh? why?" her drunken reduced and sober up a bit

"to admire your beauty!" I said shamelessly, and then she throw fit of laughter about my straightforwardness or something, well I did not lie, she then lifted me up like a brat, I could run but I won't, greater risk greater rewards!

"then tell me the real reason you came to me?" she said calmly while applying pressure on my body! so that's the feeling I got! she is violent woman! natsu body won't be able to handle this pressure, 3 months aren't enough to match my usual strength, good thing I switched!

she looked surprised I was able to tank this strength, I give her an embarrassed expression because she carried me, I used to get carried all the time, all by beautiful women, this much won't effect me, but gotta earn that points you know.

"I really come to admire your beauty, Tsunade-sama!" I said scratching my cheek

"really?" she looked suspicious

so I should come clean, well whatever "well, not the only reason."

"oh yeah? do tell truthfully!" she said smirking while increase the pressure now it can kills jonin but I still tank it

I said with smile "I want to make a bet with you, Tsunade-sama!"

"oh! a bet! I'm in!" she said, and after bickering with shizune, she asked my name, I said my real one and hugging her even more, sage these pillow are heavenly!

"anyway, Saruto, states your bet!"

"well! first off! drank this!" I activate my scroll ring and two bottles fly off into my hand

"what? from where this bottles?" she said with surprised

"oh? this from my ring here!" I said proudly pointing to my scroll ring, reveal this much will show her I'm sincere and doesn't want to trick her

"..is this ring is a storage scroll! even my grandmother didn't make this! from where did you find this!" she said shocked

does that make me better than mito? probably not since I believe she didn't think of making at like this, if she did she would do it easily

"win the bet and I will tell you." I said smirking

this made her smiles "oh? and what stoping me from crushing you now and take that information? your body is weird too, if shizune in your place she would her spine would broken by now..you are full of mysteries~"

"what! lady Tsunade! why you doing such things to a child!" shizune next to her paled and said worriedly about me, oh..how considerate

"hush, shizune, I know what I doing,"

"well big sister tsuna could do that..but doesn't your pride of senin make you bully a junior like me?"

"heh, nice try, but my pride as senin died with my loved ones..." she said smirking but I believe she putting up a face, how can she be pride as senin if she couldn't protect them, I bet that's what is thinking

"is that so... what about your pride as gambler?"

"...my pride as gambler?" she said thinking over it, giving it a long thought

"isn't that thrill of stakes that makes it enjoyable to you? shouldn't big sister take pride in that?" I said smiling

"... alright, at first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention, speak up Saruto!"

"but you didn't drink this!" I pointed to bottle in my hand

"well, you didn't say what is that."

"it's drink that remove alcohol in your system, make you sober as the existing sun."

"ohh?? something like that exists!" as a medic she well informed about all types of drugs and whatnot, even though it's been a long time she heals someone, the knowledge is still there

"yep! now drink!"

"alright!" she didn't worry about poisoning, her seal should deal with that, the surprisingly warm drink it her throat and almost moaned from the taste which like honey, but she notices it's working! any remaining alcohol in her system disappeared and she is 100% sobered

"...how did make this?"

"how about this, let's bet like this : the winner can ask the other anything that they can do and doesn't effects them badly, so any questions you have you can have it on the bet!"

her eyes lit up! and said smirking "you said it not me! I will crack the Pandora box you are! so what are we doing!"

"not we, you!" I said

"you are not?"

"of course, the bet entails something I can't participate" then I point to other bottle "the reason I wanted you sober because you won't say I cheated."

"huh?? what do you mean?" she said confused

"this bottle contains very strong alcohol, and I bet you can finish this bottle without passing out!"

"huh?! do you see me as someone who can handle alcohol?!" she perked up and took and challenge personally and took the bottle and drunk it in one go!

"wait! not at one time..ahh what a blunder!" I said shaking my head

as soon she put the sake, she noticed the sweet taste of honey 'hmm, it is tasty, but no way this thing ca-' she stopped as noticed her blood speed got reduced, she tries and increased it via chakra but noticed a force that stopped her from doing so, it wasn't very strong, at jonin level, but before she manged to cancel it, her pleasure sense was struck!

"ahn~~~!!" she moaned like she was having on orgasm!

"lady Tsunade?!" shizune was dumbfounded and had a bright red on her face, she looked around and sigh in relief that no one is around

Tsunade who was in orgsamstic Bliss was caught off guarded and the force that was making her blood speed reduced took the chance and made the her circulation system stop for moment,that moment what the drink needs and made the oxygen stop reaching the brain resulting of the senin to pass out!

"lady Tsunade! you! what you did!" shizune brought her needles ready to shoot at me

I raise my hand in surrender and said "wait! she the one who took it in one go! I didn't have time to explain!" I said, that drink is in fact poison! I made it strong enough to kill an whale! but I knew it won't be strong enough to kill Tsunade or even hurt her, in fact if she drink it on interval she won't pass out this easily! but the sudden rush to digesting system active the emergency seal I had, make it fight with all it has! the kicker was the hit on pleasure system! someone like her who didn't have pleasure for almost 3 deceads will give the seal enough time do it job!

"I don't believe you! don't move!" she was ready to throw the poison needle and me to hetaishin the hell out but a graon was heard!

"ugh!! what the hell happened?!" Tsunade wake up and looked around to see shizune ready to poison me to death

"shizune! stop! I'm fine!" Tsunade said quickly, then only shizune relaxed and removed her needles from my neck

Tsunade looked at me with deep expression and broke a .. smile?

"hahahahaha! you had me! I never thought I would pass out from one drink! you win! Saruto!" she said as she lifting me again bit this time without any strength just pure soft skin, but damn she is tough! she didn't pass out for half a minute! I thought she would be out for the night! it seems I underestimate her...or the poison isn't that strong, idk I never met a whale before..

"umm, Tsunade-sama.. don't you remember how do pass out?" shizune ask in weird expression

"hmm? do you mean? did something happen?" she seems confused

shizune wanted to continue but I cut her, no way I let her informed her she had an orgasm

"so I win the bet?"

"yes you did! now you should be proud! having a favor from personally me is very rare! now state what you want!" she said with big smile, this night was very interesting and surprisingly joyfully for her, granting this boy request won't be hard, right?

'please be my wife!' I had such thought to say, but I doubt it will work, firstly she older than me with 40 years, second her heart scars are very deep to accept, third my power are too low for her to even consider,so I will I ask something else and walk my way from there! Tsunade was one of my favorite characters and now people...so I want to heal her heart, and about previous reason? nothing like time and my efforts can heal

so I grab my thoughts and said

"please be my master!" I said sincerely

"you want to be my disciple?" she ask with frown,the last student she had is shizune and since then she didn't take any

"can't be done?" that's might be problematic, my attention for coming to Tsunade is to train and learn everything from her, and possibly woo her, disciple is the only route for me to her

she almost said yes, but thought a bit 'he does seems to have knowledge on human body, that drink is definitely poison, I don't think he meant harm by giving it to me, but I was rash and took it in one gulp, what's is his motivation to become my student?'

"why do you want to become medic?"

I give it a thoughtful face, in fact I wanted to learn her strength using chakra and possibly upgrade my CCC and in addition learning her hundred seal, but I never thought about learning mefic, why? I have yang release as something natural, in addition to constantly taking chakra from the vixens so healing jutsu isn't something I necessary need, but I won't say no to it, who knows maybe I find combination for it

but then I remember vaguely a manga I used to read..it called 'the wrong way to use healing magic' quite interesting manga but what intrigued me the way they training and why they does it?

I smiled and said "big sister tsuna, what do you think a medic should have the most?" I ask her

"hmm? No medic ninja shall ever stop medical treatment until the lives of their party members have come to an end! No medic ninja shall ever stand on the front lines! No medic ninja shall ever die until they are the last of their platoon, that's the rules I personally put! that's what a medic should fellow and have in them heart!"

"while I do agree, but what the medic should have..is you, big sister tsuna."

"huh! what do you mean!"

"tell me, what the enemies should do first in the battle field?"

"of course, killing the medic."

"what if the medic is strong as you?" I smirk

"huh?! do you think my strength is cabbage on the market?!" she said in annoyance

"what about half? quarter, even tenth? if everyone medical is only 10% is you? will the enemies attack them? I believe that the medic should have strength! to protect themselves! and even rescue the one in danger! big sister tsuna rules are for the current mefics who barely can heal themselves when they injuried!"

Tsunade looked at me with wide eyes..then she smiled! "well said! that's how a medic should think! not those half-assed doctors!... but can you prove to me?" she ended with smirk

"I can and I will! do you want to bet?"

"heh! i will! what's the stakes!"

"I will say after I defeat you!"

"good luck in that, my newest disciple!" she then give me a tight hug and kiss on forehead and whispered "that's kiss for the experience you give me earlier~ I didn't have an orgasm since ever~ I'll will thank you alot through my training~" I had a shivers on my spines, maybe I should have natsu train..oh it wouldn't matter I would still feel it regardless! I have a feeling that the training I had with the Uchiha would look like dancing monkeys compared with this busty bimbo..

shizune to the side looked and have pleased smile, since when she saw her master this happy? 'Maybe someday Saruto-kun can heal her wounds that she couldn't heal...' she looked at the moonlight that lighten the serene night in a hum~