the way of the sage

in the land of hot spring, a hidden village which is not so hidden as everyone knows it's location, and After years of reluctantly offering combat-related services, Yugakure officially transitioned away from the typical Shinobi missions it prides itself as the "village that has forgotten wars" 

in a famous spot for relaxing and bathing a creepy giggles can be heard

"hehehehehe, yeah! show me the goods stuff, Ohh! that hottie has size of H! close to my bimbo drunk buddy!!" a 191cm man with long white hair said while smiling creepily and peeping on the other side of bathhouse throught a hole he made and ferociously righting notes on his notebook

"OHH! that peachy ass is perfect shape! the girlie is packing!" he said while drooling

"ehh, she is fine, but next to her has is heart shaped, I believe is more pleasing to the eye." a young voice said next to man

"you are right! buuuuut, her chest on the smaller side, this sage think that the peach shape is better with her huge knockers!" the man said with nosebleed

"what you know old man? as an wise sage said, all sizes make the wood rises, no matter how the is female is shaped as long as is healthy she still deserve attention..from cultured people!" the boy said as he sagely stroking hs clean chin

"!!! how I never thought of this before?!" the white haired man said as if h gained Enlightenment and continued "hey! do you mind that I use that as phrase for my book?..wait..." the main said with excitement but realized he isn't alone!

he looked around to see a boy with blond hair and blue eyes, he reminded him of his deceased disciple, which made him depressing a bit, but soon snaps out of it and said in anger "oii! brat, what are doing here?!"

the boy looked at him and said with straight face "huh? seems as you pervert old man, peeping."

"huh?! don't label me as these freaks and creeps! I'm a cultured man! I'm not peeping! this sage is collecting data for my book!" he said proud in himself

"oh??" the boy hit an interested look and said "what book is that? p**n book?"

"of course..not! not mere p**n book, it's story full of passion and love, plot twists and betrayals! how can boy like you comprehend such deep concept."

"oh then is a smut novel! got it, pervert sage!" he nodded in understanding

"no just...haah, whatever, who are boy, and how

brat you age who didn't have his first wet dream yet care about this materials? shouldn't you think about cool jutsu and being the strongest and whatnot?" the white haired man said in contempt

this time the boy said in anger "huh! didn't label me with these snoted brats! and don't think I'm not 'cultured enough' if you know the data I have,you would think differently"

the older man scoff and said in sneer "what brat like you know about the fairer sex? I will eat my hair if you do!"

the boy thought for a moment and decided to give appetizer and went to his nearby bag and took a book from it and hand it over "do say I didn't warned you ~"

the old man took the book with so little expectation, and skim over the first few pages, but contrary to his train of thought he quickly couldn't take off his eyes on the paper, but to his unfortunate luck the book is last page of book aren't there!

"whaaaaat?! where is the rest?! boy! give it to me! I have to know!" the man said as if he almost in agony!

"hmm??? what that? didn't you said before I'm couldn't be good enough~"

the man had bloodshot in his eyes and wanted to eat the boy alive for giving him such cliffhanger, but soon he regain his calmness and said "alright brat you have my erection!"

"you mean attention?"

"did I stutter?"

"fine,fine" he raised his hands

"so what do you want? from the great sage Jiraiya!" Jiraiya said pointing at himself in cockyness.

"well, my name is Sanji" Sanji said lifting his spiraly eyebrows and thought 'finding Jiraiya was easier than Tsunade, I just looking into the hot spring areas and bath and boom , in 2 months I found him, and unlike Tsunade , I used Sanji and not my real body, I don't think he can strengthen me, unlike Tsunade he isn't direct hand to hand fighter, so my original body isn't needed' and he continued "I want to to teach me!"

"you want to be my student?" I said raising his eyebrows and looked at Sanji's spiraly ones, these made him remember his student's daughter, which her name he chose, he thought she would be a boy , but it turns out he was wrong, so he replaced the S in name he chose with a K and called a day, this day was hectic , first he made a boy quite similar in his blonde student in face but with his hair let down, they both perver- I'm mean cultured, and can write a great smut!

but unlike his student, this boy is similar to him in personality, Jiraiya always wanted from Minato to follow his foot steps in the culture ways, but he too stiff and shy to act upon it, besides he said that his hot-tempered wife will kill them both if she figured out..

the white haired man can't also take the redhead daughter as the widow will slam him with a fry if he had such thoughts, and another thing that his bad luck with students, the first three he found during SSWW he has no idea what happened to him, the second time his student died heroically saved his village, he was quite depressed, he still have the prophecy he needs to fufill, so he remembered the saying "the third time is the charm!"

he looked at the Sanji and smiles "yosh! you will be my trailer disciple! I will test your character, goals, and determination! talent and Skill doesn't matter to me! if you satisfied my standards , I'll teach you everything I know! as first gift from you sensei, take this!" Jiraiya throw a book to him which the blond took

"101 ways to understand, please and love women, written by the culture sage!" he read the title and blank stare and bowed to the sage "thanks for your gift Sensei!"

"BUHAHAHA! we are indeed on the same wave length! we will have much fun together!, let's go!"

"yes sensei!" he said while reading the book and diving deep into the world on wonders...