The Disorder
Gaaah! I'm a fucking idiot!
These are the first actual talking people I've met since I've gotten to this world and I talk to them like I'm a fucking caveman!
Look, I have a hard time talking to people okay? Even my promoter, who was like a father to me has never heard me say more than 5 words at a time. So what if I have a goddamn speech disorder!
Maybe this world is really my second chance! I'll laugh, love, make friends! Y'Know, when they stop freakin out.
After I asked that older guy if he wanted the bear, his eye rolled back and he fucking passed out! Now the chick has pissed herself, the bigger of the 3 of them looks ready to turn tail and run and the young man looks like he's gonna shit himself!
Are these guys low level or something?
Blip!
[Basic Info]
Name: Yorlund
Race: Human
Skills: [Lower Erase Scent] [Erase Tracks] [Hunters Slash] [Lower Deception] [Finer Sword Mastery]
Talents: N/A
Class: Hunter
Sub-Class: Monster Expert
[Status Info]
Level 47
HP: 678/678
Stamina: 92/130
Mana: 75/75
Power: 91
Vitality: 83
Dexterity: 78
Intellect: 40
Blip!
[Basic Info]
Name: Kieran
Race: Dwarf Halfling
Skills: [Lower Detect Foe] [Adept Dagger Mastery] [Flee]
Talent: N/A
Class: Hunter
Sub-Class: Scout
[Status Info]
Level 40
HP: 301/301
Stamina: 67/88
Mana: 62/90
Power: 30
Vitality: 42
Dexterity: 99
Intellect: 34
Blip!
[Basic Info]
Name: Olaf
Race: Human
Skills: [Heavy Blow] [Vanguard Parry] [Finer Long Weapon Mastery] [Lower Brawling Mastery] [Finer Blunt Weapon Mastery]
Talents: N/A
Class: Hunter
Sub-Class: Vanguard
[Status Info]
Level 45
HP: 1000/1000
Stamina: 679/679
Mana: 40/40
Power: 135
Vitality: 100
Dexterity: 40
Intellect: 23
Blip!
[Basic Info]
Name: Samira Lochwood
Race: High Half Elf
Skills: [Dead Shot] [Lower Critical Hit] [Absolute Bow Mastery] [ Finer Tracking]
Talents: [Elven Dominance]
Class: Master Archer
Sub-Class: Hunter
[Status Info]
Level 43
HP: 235/235
Stamina: 88/188
Mana: 270/270
Power: 50
Vitality: 67
Dexterity: 100
Intellect: 45
Oi oi, why are you all freaking out, you 4 could steam roll me in a hot minute. But...they dont know that. All they see is a huge hulking monster! It's not like they have appraisal to look at my stats. Plus, I'm like 99% sure I'm the only person who can see these screens. Might be wrong, might be right.
Well then, let's play our cards right here...and show absolutely passivity! The basic info screen told me that Ripjaws are usually savage barbarians so let's show them I'm a very well-behaved barbarian!
I sat down on the ground; my legs crossed. I don't even wanna think about the fact I've been flashing them this whole time because my loincloth is too short...