009 : 'Men Of Culture'

After almost 3 hours, Kakashi finally appeared, on the roof, not inside the room, I could sense his large chakra fluctuations through my eyes.

He disappeared from the top of the building as the door of the room opened.

I could see kakashi seeing the duster fell onto him, he could easily avoid it but let it fall onto him.

"hahaha, he fell for it, ha ha ha" Naruto just blasted while sakura looked shocked.

"Hmmm, how do I say it...

My first impression of you guys...

Well, I hate you" he said my dusting out the chalk and scratching his chin.

"Come, meet me on top of the building in a minute" he said as he disappeared again.

I looked at both Sakura and Naruto who were already running to the stairs, a minute was short comparing distance, steps, corridors and stairs.

I looked out of the window as I leaned out of the window as threw a kunai with ninja wire to the top, tugged it and jumped onto the terrace in one full swoop.

I landed just in front of Kakashi as I saw him reading a book.

Kakashi awkward stared at me as he had a porn manga in his hands.

The reason I know what the book was so well is because I was the one who wrote it.

Well, it was adaptation of many porn novels, pornhwas and mangas I read online previously, but this time with a touch of spice.

It was a major hit, "Paradise" series that I released, paradise was a story of a man who was mistakenly transferred to another world where the population of men is 100 times lower than women.

Women challenge the man they like and the man has to agree to fight.

If the the man defeats her, the man will receive monetary and other reward, but if the women wins, the man has to accept the women as one of his wife.

But if the man likes a women and wants to marry her, she is obligated to fight him too.

But since MC is MC, a lucky pervert, he gets into 'situations' with women.

It was first of its kind comic which gave competition to decade of 'Icha-Icha' collection and pushed it out of mainstream.

In the world where people were reading poor porn like icha icha series, my comics with high quality images, pictures and prints were like you gave someone who only ate cup noodles in his life a Michelin star Ramen bowl.

I introduced manga to this world, the art of depicting a story with hand drawn pictures and dialogues.

I could have gone for the more mainstream entertainment for kids and family type mangas, for which I had collections as I read alot previously.

But since I was a 'Man of Culture', I went for what the audience deserved to know about.

Even my artist name for the novel was Japanese equivalent of 'the man of culture'

I introduced concepts of 'Blow Job', 'extended foreplay', 'BDSM', 'Cunnilingus', along with many different positions and stances.

The sales were skyrocketing, I had already sold more than 25 million copies just in the fire nation, each one was sold for about 8-9 hundred ryo.

Reduce the printing and distribution costs, I was effectively making more in just a month than what multiple A-rank ninja can earn in a decade.

Seriously, doing a successful business generated alot of money, jiraya was the first one who capitalised on it, or how do you think he maintains his massive information network accross the lands.

Kakashi awkwardly sealed his book in a second as he returned back his stoic face.

I just stared at him blankly, shook my head, turned around and sat on the boundry of the terrace.

Both Sakura and Naruto made onto the top of the building while breathing heavily.

Naruto was fine after a second while Sakura still kept gasping for air.

Naruto looked confused as he saw me but didn't pay any mind to it, more like he didn't have the calculating capacity to figure anything out.

Kakashi stepped forward as told us to introduce ourselves.

"Your likes, dislikes, hobbies, your future dream and things like that.." he said while explaining it to Sakura.

"Me!! Me!!!" Naruto yelled as he yelled further "What I like is the cup ramen, but what I like even more is Ichiraku Ramen that Iruka sensei takes me to eat, my future dream is to surpass the Hokage."

"My name is Sakura Haruno!! What I like... I mean... Who I like...."

Sakura continued after that while looking towards me creepily at random intervals.

They all looked at me as I said "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, what I like is eating good food, what I dislike is eating bad food, my hobby is to eat different kinds of food and my dream is to eat the most delicious food"

Naruto looked at me confused, Sakura was murmuring something along the line of 'Sasuke kun likes food....' while Kakashi looked at me skeptically.

Well, what I said was partially true, but these were things that were somewhere in middle of my priority list.

"OK, now that I know you, time to introduce myself"

"I am Kakashi Hatake, an Elite Jonin of Konohagakure for 8 years, my likes and dislikes aren't of matter to you while my hobby is reading books"

"Now that we know each other, let me explain one thing, you may have gotten your genin bands, but you still aren't qualified for being a ninja" he said glancing at Sakura and Naruto.

"Meet me tomorrow at the training ground 7, 08:00 AM sharp in the morning, and I suggest you guys don't eat breakfast, or you'll be puking all around." he said as he disappeared.

A/N : After First mass release, I will only release 2 Chapters a week due to college.

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