Look at all the lonely people (where do they all come from)

On the night of his 16th birthday, Tommy Simons, fed up with all of his parent's broken promises, silently swears to himself that he'd go out and explore the world and have adventures his parents would never even dream of having.



However, unbeknownst to Tommy, his silent promise had been heard by others, and they seemed quite interested in him.



OR



Three gods walk into Tommy's life and screw with him in an attempt to help, in the form of dimension traveling.